NLO 846: Barackas
JC COCCOLI joins us for this politically-charged episode. Patrick didn’t vote, although he still hates Obama and the people that voted for him. JC apparently dates everybody, and really hates it when guys who are about to finger-blast her have dirty nails. Patrick’s birthday is coming up on November 11th, so go buy him stuff at nobodylikesonions.com/wish! STEPHANIE in Wisconsin has been a huge cock-tease lately, and Patrick calls her out. Then her boyfriend, LANE, calls to give Patrick permission to bang her. It’s weird. Patrick then momentarily looses focus on Stephanie, and rattles off a laundry list of young girls who he hopes to nail.