There is a hero that America needs, but it isn’t the hero America deserves. Say what? It’s Friday, and here’s a show. We talk about gambling, Double O being creepy, and the stupid Super Bowl and what it’s doing to drive us crazy. We also catch up on our gigantic pile of cringe moments sent [...]
It’s hump day, and NLO celebrates by bringing you a live show. That’s right! NLO has returned and takes your calls and feedback, via the website and through the magic of the Twitter. We talk about movies, comedy and even give advice to a fan who is looking to try his hand at making folks [...]
Welcome to your Monday, America. On today’s show, we talk about the difference between the various social networking sites out there. We also tell you how to join in the internet sensation by following Patrick on the Twitter thing. We also talk about a funny flier one of our listeners found on their car. Throw [...]
Have you ever wanted a nipple on the bottom of your foot? I sure have. That way if I ever ran in to a homeless baby, I could give it some milk just by sticking out my leg. And everyone would be all like “don’t kick that baby!” and I’d be all like “I’m gonna!” [...]
I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day “Armageddon”-the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the [...]
So it’s true, the NLO Cruise has been put off until this stupid economy turns around. You people are either broke, or afraid you’re going to be broke by the time April rolls around, and so we felt like not enough people signed up to make it worth doing. Not that each and every one [...]
Happy 2009, kids. It seems like it’s only been a week or two since it was 2008. Oh wait – it was. We’re back and we’re kickin’ it new style. I don’t know what that means but it sounded good. Patrick is in the studio despite being sickly, and he’s got coughing drops in tow. [...]
