Another week, and another three shows in the books. We’ve run the gamut of emotions this week – optimistic, angry, insulting, fearful, and others. In this show we explore the life and stories of a guy with a huge tumor on his face and how he thinks he’s solved all his problems with a surgical [...]
Sometimes these bitches need to get hurt. Truer words were never spoken. In this show, we lay down the smack to women who think they are God’s gift to men and the world in general. Well, at least Patrick does. Johnny tries to play both sides of the fence, as he often does. You can’t [...]
On this show, we take a virtual tour around the world as we discuss bizarre news stories from countries far and wide. Something is wrong with Asian people that makes them want to name their children with only two letters. People can’t stop hiccuping and laughing. It’s like the who world went and got itself [...]
Roy is in the studio, and, as they often do, the topic of conversation shifts to standup comedy. Patrick and Roy are fresh back from working in Atlanta. We met with fans and had a super gay time. We talk about our shows, Roy getting absolutely hammered, and much more. We also talk about some [...]
A Thursday show? We haven’t had one of these for awhile. Johnny and I dive right in to about ten news stories and offer hilarious commentary that is sure to you LOLing through the night. We talk about the precedent NLO has set for calling black people Presidents and how it’s sweeping the nation. We [...]
It’s a Monday show for a day we’re not really here. We pre-recorded this nonsense over a week ago. Is it our best show over? No. Is it our worst show ever? Maybe, but probably not. This is right there in the middle, sitting comfortably between funny and unbearable. You’ll like it probably, though. It’s [...]
It’s inevitable that when a group of fat people get in a room, they talk about food. It’s just one of those fundamental laws of nature, kind of like when you lock a bunch of stupid girls up together and their periods all sync up, like some kind of vaginal black magic. In this show, [...]
One thing we’ve tried to shy away from on this program is having children on. We have foul mouths and we use language that probably wouldn’t impress your grandmother or foreign dignitaries. We love our dirty dirty language and we like to make jokes that others deem inappropriate and insensitive. But when you have a [...]
We return after an unintentional week off. Johnny B is in the studio and the laughs that ensue will be easily recognizable as laughs, which is good, because that’s what laughs are for. Patrick talks about flying, and how storks control the air traffic by being sky monitors. We also talk about Christian Bale and [...]
