In only four days, talent from around the country will descend on the NLO studio to entertain you for over twelve hours straight. We’re letting the hosts have this week off to relax and prep for the big day. But where does that leave you, the loyal fan? Well, hows about we throw you a [...]
On this show, we touch briefly on the #doitnick project, and talk about what the results would be if Nick really decided to kill himself. We also talk about this self-righteous bitch from PETA who wants her body chopped up and shipped all over the world when she dies to remind the world of the [...]
One thing we love about our fans is that we’re often trusted by them to give advice on their personal lives. We get letters about job prospects, hobbies, vacation destinations, and which types of gas to use in hot air balloons for the smoothest ride. The ones we love the most are letters from listeners [...]
How do you describe a show like this to someone who hasn’t heard it yet? It’s got everything. It’s got us making fun of people less fortunate than us. It’s got yelling and anger brought about by awkward moments. It’s got a phone call from the biggest attention whore on the planet. It’s got a [...]
I’m waking up at the start of the end of the world, but its feeling just like every other morning before, now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it’s gone. The cars are moving like a half a mile an hour and I started staring at the passengers waving goodbye. Can [...]
On this show we talk about the upcoming Houston show and how we might just have to get a whore for our good buddy Shooby. Those Indian guys love whores, right Shooby? Hell yes. We also talk about the definition of an Alpha Fan, like our buddy chip-chip Dan in England who is so poor [...]
It’s ’round abouts St. Patrick’s Day, and while it has normally been tradition for Patrick to be a saint – or at least tolerable – around this time of year, he’s got an email in his bonnet that is rubbing his furrowed brow quite annoyingly. We talk about the future of the SABC, take some [...]
Johnny is back in the studio, and Patrick is using him to bounce ideas off of – literally – about his new percussion band. Armed with some soundboards and a tenacity that is sure to annoy, Patrick plays like a toddler with a new shiny object. We also squeeze in some news stories and some [...]
Patrick and Dagre are back from Biloxi, and, oh, the stories they have to tell. Okay, well maybe stories isn’t the right word. Story is probably more accurate. Listen to find out what Dagre did that makes him feel like vomiting just by being reminded about it. It’s a real-life cringe moment right in the [...]
It’s Friday, and while you’re thinking about getting ready to phone it in for one more day at your stupid job at T.G.I.Friday’s, or Shoe Carnival, or wherever the hell you work, Dagre and Patrick are probably somewhere preparing for their trip to Biloxi this weekend. They will only be there for two days and [...]
In this show, we check in on the new host of Late Night and see how he is doing filling Conan O’Brien’s shoes. Patrick talks about a recent experience on a flight from Houston and the seemingly obsessive nature with which black people have embraced Barack Obama. We also poke fun at one of our [...]
Patrick is flying solo on this show, and he is taking your calls and covering various news stories. In this show, he gives listeners lessons on manners and conversation skills, relationship advice, thoughts on sex before marriage, and much more hullabaloo. He also sets a young boy straight on his name and how is might [...]
