Your Ad Here
subscribe to the rss feed
Listen Now | Watch Live | Subscribe | Add to iTunes | Facebook | Twitter

Nobody Likes Onions


September 2009 Archives

NLO 456: Fat and Sassy

Another live show mean’s another barrel of fun for you. In this show, Patrick rants about fat girls and their annoying tendencies, and Johnny and Patrick watch in awe as a fat man – yeah, a really fat man – dances on YouTube in a super inappropriate manner. Follow it up with some news stories, [...]

NLO 455: Kanye Karaoke

We are trying to raise some money for our upcoming trips and things. We are doing a special live show on Sunday night just for you, and it’s nearly three hours long. it’s good times all around, with news stories, personal stuff, movie talk, some singing, phone calls, your feedback, and of course, auto tune. [...]

NLO 454: Organ Boner

In this episode, we peel back the curtain and take a look at some video tape of a recent Apple Store burglary. Some hooligans broke in and stole a butt-ton of MacBooks and shit, and some iPods and shit, and some other cool and probably overpriced stuff that you wish your mom would buy for [...]

NLO 453: Tweeting for God

We found the funny, and put it in this show for you to enjoy. We know last week wasn’t laugh-your-tits-off hilarious. We were just not in our groove. But seriously, this week we’re funny again. Really. Download this or play it on your audio box. It will prove it. Chef is here, and we learn [...]

NLO 452: Funeral Wedding

Woah, is it Friday already? Oh, and it’s the anniversary of 9/11? Wow. Actually, it is 9/11. It’s the anniversary of the terrorist attacks. Does anyone even remember that shit? Seriously? Something about buildings or something. Stupid Americans. Anyway, in this show we talk about a guy who was too fat to fly, Patrick [...]

NLO 451: Cancer of the Funny Bone

It’s a laid back live show, where Patrick and Johnny are up to their standard jokes – making fun of people fatter than them, exploring exotic and fatty foods, and making fun of more successful comedians. It’s shows like this that make us realize how far at the bottom of the food chain we are. [...]

NLO 450: Penis Growth

Patrick was too lazy to type a show description, so here are a bunch of random sentences from the uStream chat room instead. Holy mic fuck sticks. Shitting on a buttfucker. Patrick has the darkest asshole ever. Don’t forget the baconnaise. Down with whitey! Get bent. Patrickilicious! I like cheese. Justin never calls. Big ups [...]

NLO 449: Bacon is Good for Me

It’s a bonus-length show, with over ninety minutes of fun stuff. Well, in reality, a lot of it is just us watching YouTube, but wow, we just can’t get enough of this fat bitch cooking the most ridiculously unhealthy food on the planet. She looks like a fat version of the fattest bitch you’ve ever [...]