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NLO 761: Lemon Whores

Comedian DANNY LOBELL and intern JUDY are here there and everywhere. They detail Patrick’s new weight gain strategy, watch funny porn intros, and share their experiences auditioning for TV roles. There’s also a news story about a town taken over by the Close Encounters soundtrack, Patrick and Judy get into a brouhaha about Adam Carolla [...]

NLO 760: Bad Advice

PATRICK flys solo for OVER FOUR HOURS in this late night show. Patrick pops open the Jameson and takes calls from listeners. He talks about the Overdose and what’s coming soon for subscribers, he gives credit advice likes some low-rent Suze Orman, and talks to tattoo artist Cory in Long Island about the show NY [...]

NLO 759: Pizza Proposal

JOSH DENNY and listener CHRIS are in the studio! Patrick tries to tie the knot using Pizza Hut’s Valentine’s Day promotion, there’s store order drama, tattoo talk, Creed talk, and more Judy failures. There’s also talk about how gays dress, and a crazy fan’s late night voicemails are played. Oh, and baseball equals corn.   [...]

NLO 758: Starbuckin’

BRIAN KING, ALLI BREEN and the new intern JUDY are here! They talk about the Grammy’s, hitting women, and Brian’s deaf girlfriend. Other topics include abortion, equal rights, Valentine’s day, Whitney Houston, college comedy tours, and dishwasher confusion. Judy fails at buying a MacBook, and Alli has nice nips and lots of cake crumbs. This [...]

NLO 757: Parkour Couture

BRIAN KING is in the studio trying to cheer up sad Patrick, who is suicidal because of his current unfortunatisms, and some tax things and a lawsuit thing. Yeah, when it rains it pours. And when you eat raisins you snore. Patrick talks about his house in Forida, we watch people do the cinnamon challenge, [...]

NLO 756: The Iowa Corn

Patrick is rocking solo in the studio today, taking your calls and taking care of business. He talks about his current situation, shirt orders, Overdose, interns, donations and more. But don’t think that means there isn’t any funny. Patrick talks about getting a case of juice sent to him by a listener, and he single-handedly [...]

NLO 755: That’s Gay

JOSH DENNY is here and we’re trying to get back in to the pod swing of things. Patrick and Josh discuss the words “gay” and “faggot” in a serious context, and the use of those words to mean stupid or lame. There’s funny stuff, too, but it’s fun to talk about these things in a [...]

NLO 753: Sopapipas

BRIAN KING, SEAN and SHOOBY are in the studio, and it’s official SOPA/PIPA blackout day. Patrick gets a CB radio and it sucks. He’s mad about everything to do with it, and the only thing that can calm him down is some good old-fashioned iced tea. We revisit the No Cussing Club, and talk about [...]

NLO 752: Gympact

TOM SEGURA is in the studio and we’re having a blast. That’s right, kids! America’s POS in the house! We’re talking about a lot of things, as we do from time to time, but a lot of the focus in on how Patrick should try to get healthy this year. Patrick is teaching people how [...]

NLO 751: Beavage

Josh Denny and Shooby are in the studio for this extra-long show. Patrick has a lot of people to deal with this week, so he’s taken out the broom so he can start cleaning house. From a new listener who doesn’t get jokes, to some asshole on power trip on Reddit, Patrick is letting loose. [...]

NLO 750: Baked Backstrokes

Comedians Ryan Stout and Alli Breen are in the studio, and we’re talking about why the show is late. For some reason, we just couldn’t get off the ground on time today. Patrick reads letters from fans about health and home, and we explore a nuclear threat from some crazy lady on YouTube. Patrick plays [...]

NLO 749: Skyrim Job

We’ve got rapscallion Brian King in studio listening to Patrick’s post-traveling woes. Patrick hates planes and people and filmmakers. And sports and video games and virgins. And Hyundai’s and Harry potter and capes. Brian tells a story about using one of Patrick’s lines on a girl at a coffee shop. And the aftershow is SHOCKING! [...]

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