Ralph - Page 12

Shrey · #**221** September 8, 2009, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by neums

He posted something to this effect in other threads, but not in this one, but that's pretty much it, right Ralph?

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Originally Posted by Ralph

I moved out and separated five weeks ago from my wife of 13 years. Divorce is imminent. Mere months ago, we had a poster-perfect marriage.

Sorry to hear, Ralph. Call me if you need any late night cuddling sometime

**Ralph** · #**222** September 11, 2009, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Stormms

You and the Mrs. didn't get divorced/split up did you? Hopefully you ended up taking a job/transferred to another area instead of that.

Splitting with inevitable divorce, yes. It's a situation that can't be reconciled, unfortunately.

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Originally Posted by neums

He posted something to this effect in other threads, but not in this one, but that's pretty much it, right Ralph?

Yup, pretty much!

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Originally Posted by Shrey

Sorry to hear, Ralph. Call me if you need any late night cuddling sometime

Thank you, sir

Stiggy · #**223** September 11, 2009, 07:33 AM

Ralph, I'd touch your b'hag

danny noonan · #**224** September 11, 2009, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph

Shit's getting real.

Real shitty, that is.

Long story.

hope all is going well...and i'm sorry you have to wear that wall clock on your arm. how long do you have to have that monstrosity on your person?

**Ralph** · #**225** September 12, 2009, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by danny noonan

hope all is going well...and i'm sorry you have to wear that wall clock on your arm. how long do you have to have that monstrosity on your person?

Only when I need a watch.

And I have a much nicer looking eyepatch now, not the 99 cent drugstore abomination in this picture. Yarr.

Stormms · #**226** September 18, 2009, 12:21 PM

Sorry, I missed the news in whatever thread that was posted in. When my wife and I were getting married we invited her cousin's wife to be a maid of honor. My wife's cousin and his wife had just bought a new house and threw a party for it. Right before the wedding we get a call from her and she tells us she can't be in the wedding because they are divorcing.

It seemed to come out of the blue. She wanted to buy the house with him and she was going to be in the wedding and suddenly she decided she didn't want to be married anymore. They were together for 15+ years.

This just goes to show men will never understand women.

ed: That picture of you with your hand over your mouth....you just got done watching two hosts one cup, didn't you?

Brick-Heart · #**227** September 18, 2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph

Only when I need a watch.

And I have a much nicer looking eyepatch now, not the 99 cent drugstore abomination in this picture. Yarr.

Does it also have a clock on it? Or at least a sun dial? Whatever they use up there in Canada.

Shrey · #**228** September 18, 2009, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Brick-Heart

Does it also have a clock on it? Or at least a sun dial? Whatever they use up there in Canada.

Ralph's a high roller. He settles for nothing less than encrusted diamonds.

Tomalonge · #**229** September 18, 2009, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph

And I have a much nicer looking eyepatch now. Yarr.

I MUST SEE IT!

When I get back from Turkey, you are coming on cam and showing me it, and I may serenade you. I get back on Monday night/Tuesday morning.

**Ralph** · #**230** September 20, 2009, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Tomalonge

I MUST SEE IT!

When I get back from Turkey, you are coming on cam and showing me it, and I may serenade you. I get back on Monday night/Tuesday morning.

Get out your best eyepatch songs, hahaha...

I'll probably still be wearing this fucking thing in November, I'm sure. Stress doesn't seem to be coming down enough to heal the retinal blisters. It might detach and become permanent - they can't fix it with laser treatment until the blister wanders over to the side a bit. As long as it stays on the retina, I'm fucked.

**Ralph** · #**231** September 20, 2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormms

Sorry, I missed the news in whatever thread that was posted in. When my wife and I were getting married we invited her cousin's wife to be a maid of honor. My wife's cousin and his wife had just bought a new house and threw a party for it. Right before the wedding we get a call from her and she tells us she can't be in the wedding because they are divorcing.

It seemed to come out of the blue. She wanted to buy the house with him and she was going to be in the wedding and suddenly she decided she didn't want to be married anymore. They were together for 15+ years.

This just goes to show men will never understand women.

ed: That picture of you with your hand over your mouth....you just got done watching two hosts one cup, didn't you?

It wasn't anyone's fault that we have to split, but she's not taking it well. Getting a little vengeful, even if she won't admit it to herself. Shit has been happening and it makes me sad.

JMX · #**232** September 20, 2009, 11:24 PM

Ralph's a dork.

Tomalonge · #**233** September 21, 2009, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Ralph

Get out your best eyepatch songs, hahaha...

I can't think of any, I'll have to write you one.

EDIT: Thought of the title already. "Ralph with an Arrrrr".

**Ralph** · #**234** December 23, 2009, 12:52 PM

Ah bought mah first acoustic guitar today!

Now, how does this damn thing work? I think I got one without the operating instructions.

Holy Mango · #**235** December 23, 2009, 01:46 PM

Maple Leaf Pub

Damn the iphone quality

**Ralph** · #**236** December 24, 2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Holy Mango

Maple Leaf Pub

Damn the iphone quality

Secure site image link fail! It asks for username and password.

I need to strip that from your post, too, sorry

JMX · #**237** December 24, 2009, 11:36 PM

Merry Christmas Pheel!

Holy Mango · #**238** December 26, 2009, 01:17 AM

Damn i thought i could get away with hosting it on the University site apparently not.

Tomalonge · #**239** December 29, 2009, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Ralph

Ah bought mah first acoustic guitar today!

Now, how does this damn thing work? I think I got one without the operating instructions.

Hit me up on Skype sometime, I'll show you the basics. Then I might teach you the guitar.

**Ralph** · #**240** February 12, 2010, 08:09 AM