The descriptions are awesome.
You had big hopes for your daughter. She was your pride and joy-your little princess. But, then she fucked a Negro. She'll never find a good man now. She's doomed to be a revolving door for unemployed black penis.
Your parents had it easy. All they had to worry about was making sure you ate your spinach and didn't catch a cold. Crime was nonexistent. After all, Negroes had their own schools and were kept chained in cellars during nightfall.