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    NLO Forums Member JohnnyWalker is a jewel in the rough JohnnyWalker is a jewel in the rough JohnnyWalker is a jewel in the rough

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    Hello. I guess I could post here, so everyone can get to know what I'm like. I make crude, unfunny jokes. If you're laid back and have a sense of humor, you'll probably just laugh at my odd sense of humor at times. If you're a very uptight forum vet that can't stand to have anyone make a joke that isn't show related, then you'll probably not like me. I'd say that it'll be about a 70/30 divide. 70% won't like me and 30% will. This is of course the people that have an opinion. Hmmm....about me. I'm a fat guy with your typical office job. Overpaid and underappreciated. I live in Tennessee. I'm have a lot of hippy and liberal idealogy with the exception of gun rights, because I get 2 to 3 laughs a week reading about how someone got shot in a humorous way. Not married, have a girlfriend and no kids. I've read the rules stickied in the thread at the top of General Banter and I know that in this forum people aren't supposed to insult me unless I start it, but personally I don't mind if all of you choose to insult me in this thread and I ask that mods and admins not delete or punish anyone for stating their true thoughts as I have very thick and fat skin and don't mind if people choose to insult me.

    Well, there you have it.

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    NLO Forums Frequenter Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice

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    Welcome to the forums.

    I don't like you.

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    NLO Forums Member JohnnyWalker is a jewel in the rough JohnnyWalker is a jewel in the rough JohnnyWalker is a jewel in the rough

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    Thanks Zohan. Maybe things will change and I'll be your favorite poster from now on. I'll strive to be the best JohnnyWalker I can be for you.

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    NLO Forums Frequenter Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyWalker View Post
    Thanks Zohan.
    Lol, there goes any chance. First of all get an avatar or something. The standard scares the fuck out of me.

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    Okay, I'll change it now. Besides I like your hair. It says your sexy, yet approachable. I just wondered why so many people don't like me in under 5 bad jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyWalker View Post
    I just wondered why so many people don't like me in under 5 bad jokes.
    It seems you try too hard, that's all. It annoys be but I don't know about how the others feel.

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    Changed. Yeah, like I said, I expect it will annoy most, but a few people will enjoy the non-humor of my jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyWalker View Post
    Changed. Yeah, like I said, I expect it will annoy most, but a few people will enjoy the non-humor of my jokes.
    I listen to NLO for the funny, not your forum posts. Just saying.

    Welcome to the forums anyway.

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    NLO Forums Member JohnnyWalker is a jewel in the rough JohnnyWalker is a jewel in the rough JohnnyWalker is a jewel in the rough

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    If someone on the show gets 5 cowbells, do you not like them, too? Geez, if everyone was like that, then the show would have 1/3 as many fans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyWalker View Post
    If someone on the show gets 5 cowbells, do you not like them, too? Geez, if everyone was like that, then the show would have 1/3 as many fans.
    That was a terrible analogy. I don't like you either.

    Welcome to the forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterWaffle View Post
    That was a terrible analogy. I don't like you either.

    Welcome to the forums.


    I know you don't. I didn't notice you were only a 14 year old kid or I wouldn't have been such an ass to you.

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    NLO Forums Busybody ToasterWaffle is a glorious beacon of light ToasterWaffle is a glorious beacon of light ToasterWaffle is a glorious beacon of light ToasterWaffle is a glorious beacon of light ToasterWaffle is a glorious beacon of light

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyWalker View Post
    I know you don't. I didn't notice you were only a 14 year old kid or I wouldn't have been such an ass to you.
    15 this week, sir. I really don't care, be the biggest ass you can be.

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    Well, I like you. You've got spunk... ON YOUR FACE!!!

    No seriously, welcome to the forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterWaffle View Post
    15 this week, sir. I really don't care, be the biggest ass you can be.
    I'll be 24 this week.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff View Post
    Well, I like you. You've got spunk... ON YOUR FACE!!!

    No seriously, welcome to the forums.
    HAHA. I liked that.

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    Your request to suspend the 'dont' insult in the About Me Forum' has been considered, but denied. We aren't going to start precedent here.

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    Welcome to the forums...
    Last edited by conairh; September 14, 2009 at 08:06 PM. Reason: I thought I wrote "welcome to the forums" on my hand...

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    I have a few pics on my phone you may like. You'll get to see me with a year of alcohol.

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    Johnny Walker are closing down a factory in Scotland and 900+ people are going to lose their jobs.


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    Chill out, relax, try not to have your welcome thread full of you being aggressive, and definitely wear a cup.

    Welcome to the forums.

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    yadda yadda yadda, welcome to the forums.

    enjoy your stay if it lasts.
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