NLO 454: Organ Boner

**Patrick** · #1 September 17, 2009, 09:41 PM

In this episode, we peel back the curtain and take a look at some video tape of a recent Apple Store burglary. Some hooligans broke in and stole a butt-ton of MacBooks and shit, and some iPods and shit, and some other cool and probably overpriced stuff that you wish your mom would buy for you. Anyway, these guys had mad skills. We wish we knew how to pull off a burglary with such precision and speed. We'd steal some of those SleepNumber beds, or some of those cool beer helmets with the clampy straws. Or maybe some coffee beans in case a coffee bean war breaks out or something. What? What.

Dirtyshizno13 · #2 September 18, 2009, 03:20 AM

So yeah...wow ackward

xjshuax · #3 September 18, 2009, 03:25 AM

my highschool biology teacher was the brother to Mr. Dewey. the person, not the character, and no he isnt black...
i lived due west to port washington
ive met "screech" and yes he is a loser and an asshole if you mention screech... ha!

**Patrick** · #4 September 18, 2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirtyshizno13

So yeah...wow ackward

Please tell me that she heard it and how she reacted.

Love you guys! Hahaha...

Dirtyshizno13 · #5 September 18, 2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Patrick

Please tell me that she heard it and how she reacted.

Love you guys! Hahaha...

Yeah she hasn't yet. I told her about it though so it's only a matter of time sir.

Skitchy · #6 September 18, 2009, 11:09 AM

I just want to clarify about my Is It Gay...
I don't actively seek out shemale porn to jerk it to. I'm just saying that should I encounter a video of a shemale fucking a girl and it was good, then I'd jack off to it.

Oh, and I'm 19, not 12 or 16.

/10defensivepostseventhoughIknowit'sjustjokes

Great show though guys. It's great getting weird looks on the bus to college because I'm lauging at NLO.

Dirtyshizno13 · #7 September 18, 2009, 02:11 PM

Dude i can see why you would think shes fat. I mean look at her lol just joking pmelt we knows the jokes.

Brick-Heart · #8 September 18, 2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtyshizno13

Dude i can see why you would think shes fat. I mean look at her lol just joking pmelt we knows the jokes.

[picture too big to fit in this post]

Does the horse even go up when you are that big? lol

**Cliff** · #9 September 18, 2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Brick-Heart

Does the horse even go up when you are that big? lol

I'm surprised the ride even runs.loljokes

Stiggy · #10 September 18, 2009, 03:27 PM

I dont think Istanbul is a country Pmelt....

Great show anyways!!!

Whaever · #11 September 18, 2009, 03:40 PM

Seriously though dan, she's kinda fat. Not like fat fat. But like midwestern fat. Like a good old fashioned corn fed midwestern Ohio boy. Girl. Yeah. Good show guis.

Brick-Heart · #12 September 18, 2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cliff

I'm surprised the ride even runs.loljokes

Or really surprised there was no structural damage when she got on.

bk · #13 September 18, 2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Stiggy

I dont think Istanbul is a country Pmelt....

All I can say for sure is that Istanbul is not Constantinople.

kellybutton · #14 September 18, 2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Whaever

Seriously though dan, she's kinda fat. Not like fat fat. But like midwestern fat. Like a good old fashioned corn fed midwestern Ohio boy. Girl. Yeah. Good show guis.

You're out of your mind. I'M Midwestern fat. That girl is a perfect weight.

**Cliff** · #15 September 18, 2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Whaever

Seriously though dan, she's kinda fat. Not like fat fat. But like midwestern fat. Like a good old fashioned corn fed midwestern Ohio boy. Girl. Yeah. Good show guis.

Midwestern corn fed fat is like 2 times as fat as normal fat.

Come on...

**Patrick** · #16 September 18, 2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtyshizno13

Dude i can see why you would think shes fat. I mean look at her lol just joking pmelt we knows the jokes.

You can't post a picture of her when she was 8 years old and call her thin now. It doesn't count. Unless she's the horse behind the little girl.

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Originally Posted by Stiggy

I dont think Istanbul is a country Pmelt....

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All I can say for sure is that Istanbul is not Constantinople.

It is a country.

Istanbul was Constantinople, now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. So if you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul.

Turkish delight, on a moonlit night. And whatnot.

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Originally Posted by kellybutton

You're out of your mind. I'M Midwestern fat. That girl is a perfect weight.

You're "I ate the entire midwest" fat.

NerdsWithGlasses · #17 September 18, 2009, 05:48 PM

I found that the movie reviews segment was like the Simply Sara videos. There were a lot of pauses and annoying music. (i thought it was great)
("Oh, What a treat.." - Patrick [45:55 into the show]), I nearly shit my pants laughing.

As a Hoosier I must say that Dan's ex has a rocking good body. Props to Dan for hitting that.

Thanks for the show! Keep it up!

Skitchy · #18 September 18, 2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Patrick

It is a country.

Istanbul was Constantinople, now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. So if you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul.

Turkish delight, on a moonlit night. And whatnot.

He does have a point.
I mean...
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it, I can't say. People just liked it better that way.

kellybutton · #19 September 18, 2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Patrick

You're "I ate the entire midwest" fat.

"I am the Midwest." fat.

bgeek · #20 September 18, 2009, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by kellybutton

"I am the Midwest." fat.

On a good day.