Hi there! I'm bongohercules! You might remember me from such threads as: "Zombie Apocalypse Singalong" and "Why Not Try Racism?"
Well, I've noticed we have a bunch of new members, and a bunch of old members coming back and a few dedicated lurkers that have been poking their heads up here and there, and it seemed to me that it might be good for the forums if we helped this process along a bit by providing a space where new joiners can say hello, tell a little bit about themselves and let us get to know you in a safe environment before you venture out into the wilds of the main forums and we go all 4chan on your asses.
Not that it's not safe out in the regular threads, but I understand that it may be a big step for some the newer and younger fans to just jump into the deep end of the cesspit of mockery, abuse and motiveless racism, gaybashing and misogyny that is our beloved forums.
Hence this thread:
It's conceived as the sort of place where we're polite, helpful and welcoming. Where you can work through your forum initiation, get and try out your own avatars and sigs, and meet people in your own membership cohort, while mingling with members of the old guard in a non-threatening environment before you post your own "Let's talk about me" thread, and come out to join in the fun.
Where we will feel free to rape you repeatedly, then kill you, gut you, stuff you with tasty plantains, onions and carrots, roast you over an open fire and devour you. Then you can join us!
But I'm getting ahead of myself.
This is not intended to be something you have to do before joining in the general fun, either. It's just a calmer, less aggressive place to get your feet wet. If you want to skip this step and dive in feel free.
Either way, welcome to your new home on the web. Sit down, take off your shoes, put up your feet and relax: Tell us about yourself, or not. Tell us how you heard about the show, or don't bother. Speak your mind and ask us anything. We don't bite. and that gnawing sensation you feel at the very core of your soul? That's just the ghost of Twizzler....