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    Default Celebrity Death Pool III: Just Die Already, Lohan!

    After NewWaveDave's brutal rape and murder of little Arnold Jackson, and IWinTheGame becoming a Real American Hero by offing the Korean, I present the forum Celebrity Dead Pool 2012 version, just for shits and giggles. The concept is simple: predict celebrity deaths for 2012 and score points.

    Rules:
    Choose ten celebs who are currently alive as of time and date of this post, but who will have shuffled off this mortal coil by midnight on Dec 31st 2012.
    For each of your celebs who dies, you will score 100 points minus their age. So if you choose someone who dies aged 59, you'll score 41 points. You may nominate one of your celebs as a Joker, and if that person dies, their point score is doubled - hence, that 41 would become 82.
    As an additional twist this year, and frankly, for my own amusement, any of your celebrities who either cash out their own chips (suicide) or meet foul play (murder) will accrue an extra bonus of 25 points, doubling to 50 if it's sex-related. Autoerotic asphyxiation and rape-murders both count here.

    I'll try and keep an up-to-date leaderboard on here, feel free to post your claims should one of your chosen bite the dust. No closing date for entries this year, but when your list is up, it's up.

    Let the celebrity-get'ems commence.

    Dave... stay the fuck away from Miley Cyrus.
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    NLO Forums Resident Heroin_Bob has a brilliant future Heroin_Bob has a brilliant future Heroin_Bob has a brilliant future Heroin_Bob has a brilliant future Heroin_Bob has a brilliant future Heroin_Bob has a brilliant future Heroin_Bob has a brilliant future Heroin_Bob has a brilliant future Heroin_Bob has a brilliant future Heroin_Bob has a brilliant future Heroin_Bob has a brilliant future

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    Billy Graham
    Bret Michaels
    Kirk Douglas
    Abe Vigoda
    Leif Garret(joker)
    Charlie Sheen
    Lindsey Lohan
    Andy Dick
    Doug Stanhope
    Tom Sizemore
    Open Wound.

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    Hardcore NLO Fan Cliff has a reputation beyond repute Cliff has a reputation beyond repute Cliff has a reputation beyond repute Cliff has a reputation beyond repute Cliff has a reputation beyond repute Cliff has a reputation beyond repute Cliff has a reputation beyond repute Cliff has a reputation beyond repute Cliff has a reputation beyond repute Cliff has a reputation beyond repute Cliff has a reputation beyond repute

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    Dick Clark
    Oprah Winfrey
    Barack Obama
    Sam Elliot
    Bob Barker
    Tom Cruise (Joker)
    Kim Kardashian
    Dick Chaney
    Phil Spector
    Joe Biden (The reason being he's stepped on a lot of toes lately.)

    I knew I should have picked Amy Whinehouse last year.

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    NLO Forums Member FSUMike has a spectacular aura about FSUMike has a spectacular aura about FSUMike has a spectacular aura about

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    Joe Paterno
    Bob Barker
    Dick Clark
    Charlie Sheen
    John Madden
    Tom Hardy - Joker
    Betty White
    Fidel Castro
    Roddy Piper
    Ric Flair

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    Hardcore NLO Fan neums has a reputation beyond repute neums has a reputation beyond repute neums has a reputation beyond repute neums has a reputation beyond repute neums has a reputation beyond repute neums has a reputation beyond repute neums has a reputation beyond repute neums has a reputation beyond repute neums has a reputation beyond repute neums has a reputation beyond repute neums has a reputation beyond repute

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    Dick Clark - 18 pts
    Joe Paterno - 15 pts
    Fred Phelps
    Hugh Hefner
    Charlie Sheen
    Kirk Douglas
    Etta James (jump on there while the gettin's good)- 27 pts
    Abe Vigoda
    Gene Simmons (Joker) (Also, brimming with God knows how many diseases)
    Lindsay and Dina Lohan (hopefully together. And painfully)

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    Total points so far: 60
    Last edited by neums; April 18, 2012 at 03:28 PM.

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    Simon Cowell
    Ayman al-Zawahiri
    Britney Spears
    Lady Gaga
    Donald Trump
    Liz Taylor
    George Lucas
    Charlie Sheen
    Astro (Rapper from AGT not the dog in the jetsons!,Wanted to put someone young on the list)
    Danica Patrick (Stars of dangersous sports have to be a winning tactic right?)

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    NLO Forums Survivor Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future

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    Charlie Sheen
    Joe Paterno
    Snookie (Joker)
    Hugo Chavez
    Conrad Bain
    Yogi Berra
    Don Zimmer
    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Brock Lesnar
    Patty Labell
    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading

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    NLO Forums Survivor Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_Twilight View Post
    Simon Cowell
    Ayman al-Zawahiri
    Britney Spears
    Lady Gaga
    Donald Trump
    Liz Taylor
    George Lucas
    Charlie Sheen
    Astro (Rapper from AGT not the dog in the jetsons!,Wanted to put someone young on the list)
    Danica Patrick (Stars of dangersous sports have to be a winning tactic right?)

    Liz Taylor died last year.
    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading

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    Stop stealing Paterno, you fuckers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladderman98 View Post
    Liz Taylor died last year.

    BALLS! Should have done more research!

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    Patrick ******
    Kat Stacks
    Steven Tyler
    Elton John
    Ali Khamenei
    William "The Refrigerator" Perry
    JaMarcus Russell
    Stephen Garcia
    Lena Katina (the fat redhead from Tatu)
    John McCain

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    Why is the host's last name a forbidden word? Is it like a jew saying Y*H*W*H? Will I be stoned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkChefJeremy View Post
    Why is the host's last name a forbidden word? Is it like a jew saying Y*H*W*H? Will I be stoned?
    Why not? He is!

    Skidoo.

    My list coming shortly, baby dolls.
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    Gene Wilder
    Bob Barker
    Hugh Hefner
    Jimmy Carter
    Nicole Richie (Joker)
    Rush Limbaugh
    Barbara bush
    Nancy Reagan
    Ray Bradbury
    Stephen Hawking

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    NLO Forums Survivor newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of

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    1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
    2. Betty White
    3. Dick Van Dyke
    4. Jerry Lewis
    5. Jack Klugmen
    6. Brett Michael - Joker
    7. Robin Gibb
    8. Margaret Thatcher
    9. Michael J. Fox
    10. Fats Domino

    Don't worry fucker. Miley is safe.
    R.I.P. Purrrnce

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    Etta's kicked it! I get points! None of you fuckers picked her? That was a gimme!

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    NLO Forums Survivor Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future Ladderman98 has a brilliant future

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    Sounds like Joe Paterno is the next to go, in very grave condition and was read his last right.
    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading

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    Exclamation I'MDONE :/

    John McCain
    Britney Spears
    Ryan Seacrest
    Demi Lovato
    Chris Brown
    TI
    Eminem
    Halle Berry
    Oprah Winfrey
    Sharen Osbourne

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    Barack Obama
    Robert Pattinson
    Tiger Woods
    Brett Favre
    Eli Manning
    Peyton Manning
    Oprah Winfrey
    George Clooney
    Mike Myers
    Daniel Radciffe

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    NLO Forums Survivor newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of newwavedave has much to be proud of

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    Nobody picked Whitney Houston. I was thinking about that one too..
    R.I.P. Purrrnce


 

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