Ralph - Page 4

Richard Potato · #61 May 23, 2007, 01:56 PM

Ralph is a fair but harsh mistress who lets you know when you've f'ed up and when you've done well. I think I am going to see about having him named as the new messiah of all things Canadian an well groomed.

**Ralph** · #62 June 7, 2007, 11:40 AM

I'm back online... I've been off and on teh intarwebz for the past couple of weeks while I moved my family here from Manitoba. I'm back online, LIVE from my parent's basement. Yay.

Only three months to go and my new house is ready!

Roasty · #63 June 7, 2007, 11:48 AM

A stay with the parents will surely make your new home so much more enjoyable once you're there. Welcome back to teh onlines.

Of course now I'll be picturing you in a cement basement with a weight bench for your new computer desk, and the dryer rumbling behind you...

**Ralph** · #64 June 7, 2007, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Roasty

A stay with the parents will surely make your new home so much more enjoyable once you're there. Welcome back to teh onlines.

Of course now I'll be picturing you in a cement basement with a weight bench for your new computer desk, and the dryer rumbling behind you...

Well, Dad's computer desk is behind mine, where he does stupid online surveys and plays Windows Solitaire. In front of my desk is the 50-inch bigscreen TV... laundry noises are blocked out with the headphones.

It's not all bad. They have a Hot Ub out back!

saintsisterkate · #65 June 7, 2007, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph

It's not all bad. They have a Hot Ub out back!

Nobody tell Devin!!

I missed you, Ralph. I missed your soul-crushing glare from behind your webcam.

badmonkeyjunkie · #66 June 9, 2007, 06:53 PM

You are so much my hero and idol, I wanted to use this twice.

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Originally Posted by badmonkeyjunkie

Ralph is my hero.

The Greatest...Canadian Hero!

**cue cheesy 80's "believe it or not it's just me" music

Heroin_Bob · #67 June 9, 2007, 09:57 PM

Ralph is the king of all that is right in the world like Johnny Depp is the king of bad pirate movies.

Tomalonge · #68 August 15, 2007, 05:08 PM

Ralph stole my virginity, when I was 2.

Funny how you love the person who had you your first time.

But seriously, he's cooler than Cool Spot, which is pretty damn cool.

**Ralph** · #69 August 15, 2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Tomalonge

Ralph stole my virginity, when I was 2.

I keep it in a box next to my bed.

**Cliff** · #70 August 15, 2007, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tomalonge

Ralph stole my virginity, when I was 2.

Funny how you love the person who had you your first time.

But seriously, he's cooler than Cool Spot, which is pretty damn cool.

Shit. I thought Ralph told you to wait in the car.

**Ralph** · #71 August 21, 2007, 09:53 PM

In Leipzig now for the Games Convention... wheeeee!

**Ralph** · #72 September 28, 2007, 06:09 AM

I put my name in today for a position at SHAPE (NATO Headquarters in Belgium). Three years overseas if I get it!

Stormms · #73 September 28, 2007, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Ralph

I put my name in today for a position at SHAPE (NATO Headquarters in Belgium). Three years overseas if I get it!

It is about time you got in SHAPE. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously though if you really want that job I hope you get it. It would be really funny to buy a house and then move to Belgium.

**Ralph** · #74 September 28, 2007, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Stormms

Seriously though if you really want that job I hope you get it. It would be really funny to buy a house and then move to Belgium.

If we get it, I'll hire a property management company and rent it out while we're away. I can arrange to be posted back to Ottawa at the end, NP.

saintsisterkate · #75 September 28, 2007, 06:39 AM

Hey, that's a big step. I hope you get it. : )

And it's good to hear that you wouldn't be alone this time. You'd actually have family with you.
I'd keep my fingers crossed, but it would be hard to type.
Ask Doogie and Twizzler to keep their weenies crossed for you. I hear it works the same.

**Ralph** · #76 September 28, 2007, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by saintsisterkate

Hey, that's a big step. I hope you get it. : )

And it's good to hear that you wouldn't be alone this time. You'd actually have family with you.

Yup! No more hotel-dwelling for me.

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Originally Posted by saintsisterkate

I'd keep my fingers crossed, but it would be hard to type.
Ask Doogie and Twizzler to keep their weenies crossed for you. I hear it works the same.

I heard they did a lot of that at the Anime convention, too.

(On a side note: "Weenies"? You're too cute for words. I should change your name to SaintSisterKute)

dicer999 · #77 September 28, 2007, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Ralph

I put my name in today for a position at SHAPE (NATO Headquarters in Belgium). Three years overseas if I get it!

I've been to SHAPE! My Uncle used to work there!

Oh and, Ralph sure is the best

He have me a warm welcome to "The Forums", and so I respect him for it

Good Job.

bgeek · #78 September 28, 2007, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Ralph

I put my name in today for a position at SHAPE (NATO Headquarters in Belgium). Three years overseas if I get it!

Too many flemmies for my taste, but I hear the beer is great. Good luck.

AMDRulez · #79 September 30, 2007, 10:30 AM

Good luck, Ralph! If you get it, bring me back some chocolate.

**Ralph** · #80 October 9, 2007, 10:38 AM

You may not see much of me around here in the next few days... I could be... busy.

Before opening the box further, I have to go change clothes. I've had four spontaneous orgasms already, time for fresh boxers.