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    NLO Forums Resident theskinniesthippo is a name known to all theskinniesthippo is a name known to all theskinniesthippo is a name known to all theskinniesthippo is a name known to all theskinniesthippo is a name known to all theskinniesthippo is a name known to all

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    Default Ralph

    We all know him, we all love him.

    He's by far my favorite old(er) person on the forums.

    Show him some love.
    I have no idea what's going on. Hold me, I'm scared.

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    Hmmm... Ah do do do, ah da da da, is all I want to say to you.

    This guy is awesome, I've stared in one or more pornos with him.

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    Ralph's bald head is a shining beacon of liberty.

    He also knows 37 ways to kill a man with a letter sized sheet of paper, ask him for a demonstration some time.



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    Ralph is my #1 Hairless Canadian Superstar.
    I think we are all in e-love with him.

    I never go to bed on time when Ralph is in the chat rooms because it's fun to watch him drink a whole lot.
    (Also, he can drink tequila and beer for hours and hours and never get up to use the bathroom once. That is some Zen shit right there.)

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    If I had to shave my head and rub heads with another bald man, it would be Ralph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saintsisterkate
    (Also, he can drink tequila and beer for hours and hours and never get up to use the bathroom once. That is some Zen shit right there.)
    Does that make Ralph a zen master? Well, that Depends.....
    Last edited by comicbookguy; August 17, 2006 at 01:50 PM.



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    Quote Originally Posted by comicbookguy
    Does that make Ralph a zen master? Well, that depends.....
    Uh oh.
    Ralph's been outed.

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    There's nobody on these forums cooler than Ralph. And there is no site cooler than http://tth.tentonhammer.com WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Starr View Post
    The short answer is no...I'm a cock sucking, ass fucking, musical loving, butt munching, homosexual.

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    Ralph is cool

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    By far the cooliest person on the forums.


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    You have ROFL'd my Copter!

    You guys kill me! TY hippo, for starting my thread in my absence.

    What about me? I'm 36 as of yesterday, but I still feel 24 in my head. I still watch cartoons on the weekend, and computer gaming consumes my free time when I'm not spending time with my family. I'm married (10 years now) to my best friend, and we have an awesome 6-yr old daughter.

    If you see me on Skype or AIM at night, I don't mind a 'hello'. I don't bite, usually. I'm probably just drinking Tequila again.
    Last edited by Ralph; October 18, 2007 at 07:18 PM.
    "Oh, Ralph - it's so big!!!" -- SaintSisterKate

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    Caution, Ralph may cause virginity...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralph
    You have ROFL'd my Copter!

    You guys kill me! TY hippo, for starting my thread in my absence.

    What about me? I'm 36 as of yesterday, but I still feel 24 in my head. I still watch cartoons on the weekend, and computer gaming consumes my free time when I'm not spending time with my family. I'm married (10 years now) to my best friend, and we have an awesome 6-yr old daughter.

    If you see me on Skype or AIM at night, I don't mind a 'hello'. I don't bite, usually. I'm probably just drinking Tequila again.
    You left out damn fine looking....

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    Does the timmies yer sitting in right now smell of coffee and urine? I'll bet it does

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    ewwww. I think thats an unhealthy dose Ralph.

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    Ralph, you're awesome.
    And shiny, like some kind of Canadian god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ch.man.14
    Sooo... I take it you'll be chatting with us tonight?
    At least until 10 when the shop closes. Then I might go across the street and commandeer an office if I'm not tired.
    "Oh, Ralph - it's so big!!!" -- SaintSisterKate

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    Word....Where? WHen? WHy?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Starr View Post
    The short answer is no...I'm a cock sucking, ass fucking, musical loving, butt munching, homosexual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saintsisterkate
    And shiny, like some kind of Canadian god.
    That's my halo. I'm pure.
    "Oh, Ralph - it's so big!!!" -- SaintSisterKate

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    Pure vodka?
    Is that what you said?
    Something in my eye.


 

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