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    Default whats a painless easy way to kill yourself


    im really depressed and i just wanna end it
    any suggestions?
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    mother fuckers
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    CO poisoning. Judging by your post, you will have to borrow your moms car and your dads hose and duct tape. Tape the hose to the exhaust pipe, put it in the window, roll up the window with the hose pointing at your face, park the car somewhere inclosed, like your grand fathers garage, be careful not to get pulled over on the driver there, police don't take too kindly to half retarded 14 year olds driving cars, when you get to grandpa's, close the garage and rev the engine, when you fall asleep, you win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformist2 View Post

    im really depressed and i just wanna end it
    any suggestions?
    Get a knife from the kitchen and stab it into your eye socket and swirl it around inside until you hit that neuron that never managed to form into a brain.

    I respect TylerB but his idea is played out and way too easy. --- Knife in the eye and twist, baybee!

    <Larry The Cable Guy voice> GIT YA SUM! </Larry The Cable Guy voice>

    See how I twisted that "Get 'er done" thing around there? *That's* how you wanna go out. Be original but stick to your trailer park roots. YEE HAW!

    Good luck!




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    Hey hey hey! Do not fail to mention NLO somewhere in your suicide attempt! That's the least you can do man!

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    ummm i changed my mind
    i think im just gonna drink alot and then pass out in my closet
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    aaaah! i'm sure we can reach some sort of compromise here!?
    Hmm, lesse, how about you go ahead and drink muchos alcohol, but then make sure to listen to NLO's suicide instruction episode (episode number?) and place yourself on top of some high building and fly, fly and rid your self from all these worldly problems! Fly!

    mkay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TylerB View Post
    CO poisoning. Judging by your post, you will have to borrow your moms car and your dads hose and duct tape. Tape the hose to the exhaust pipe, put it in the window, roll up the window with the hose pointing at your face, park the car somewhere inclosed, like your grand fathers garage, be careful not to get pulled over on the driver there, police don't take too kindly to half retarded 14 year olds driving cars, when you get to grandpa's, close the garage and rev the engine, when you fall asleep, you win.

    If its a newish car it will have a catalytic converter and this will take ages as the CO2 won't be as strong. Try and find an older car and it'll be over in no time.

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    ...
    i already said im not doing it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformist2 View Post
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    i already said im not doing it
    Maybe your life would be better if you weren't such a quitter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformist2 View Post
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    i already said im not doing it
    You quitter, finish what you set out to do.
    Ich bin gewordener Tod, der Zerstörer der Welten

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformist2 View Post
    ummm i changed my mind
    i think im just gonna drink alot and then pass out in my closet
    I think we figgered out why he was depressed. Sober up and come out of the closet!! Your parents will be thrilled, they never really wanted grandkids anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformist2 View Post

    im really depressed and i just wanna end it
    any suggestions?
    If you were that depressed you wouldnt post you would actually do it.

    Go on kill yourself
    Kill yourself
    kill yourself.

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    What is this? The fifth kill yourself thread? Its getting old people. Seriously. If you actually want to do it, don't post about it just do it and leave NLO in the suicide note. Once you get the news coverage, we'll find out and won't need your stupid thread. Am I out of line here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformist2 View Post
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    i already said im not doing it
    Well thanks for being an attention whore, we're going to make fun of you for another five pages deal with it we need to beneifit somehow from this topic. Or you know, just kill yourself and you won't have to see it be sure to say that we made you do it, and by we I mean www.nobodylikesonions.com.

    I hear the easiest way to die is to go into compton and scream "I HATE NIGGERS"

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    People who are serious about suicide go do it. They don't make threads about it.
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    These threads are getting fucking old. Like Ralph said, if you really wanted to do it you would have already. That or you're one of those people who just want attention and don't really want to kill themselves. You're not funny. These threads are as bad as the advertisment threads we've been getting.

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    Hey guys, I suffer from ED. Do you guys know any good places I can get Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, Vioxx, or Zycam? Thanks in advance.

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    Stop.
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    Tyler and Funbags won the jokes, so stop trying.


 

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