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    Default NLO 201: Stalkeroni

    It's the return of live shows. Sean the Stalker joins us with tales of attempting to make the Macaroni and Cheeseburger. Patrick and Johnny criticize his techniques, and his general timing. We talk about Patrick's eye problem, Nick possibly backing out of the challenge (again), and the problem with gay people and their obnoxious pride. We wrap up with a story of how the internet began. It was before you can even remember. Just listen.

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    Fuck you, Nick. Seriously. All my respect for you has been lost. Fucking douche. I don't care if you even do go through with it now. I will never, ever, respect you again.

    Go back to Craigslist for your sex, we don't want you here.

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    All i get when i download it is a 1 second clip.
    *Insert witty comment*

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    Default Nick Starr - a regular Joe!

    Why is everyone so shocked that Nick Starr keeps backing out? Has everyone forgot that Nick is GAY? The reason why he is so "wishy-washy" is because he is simply ashamed to be gay and wants everyone to think he is straight ...or at least not completely gay. Last episode Nick even stated with an stern voice "Im not gay!" Uhhh, Eighty-eight episodes ago you were fucking and sucking men... but surely that was just a phase, right Nick? Obviously, the thought of a guy unzipping your pants and putting his hot mouth all over your hard cock repulses you now, right? Sorry, but that is hard to believe.

    So, Nick musters up so much denial that he eventually talks himself into thinking "I'm not gay - I can have sex with a woman!" The problem is that deep down...Nick knows he is really homosexual and when that realization comes back to him he gets nervous and quickly backs out. Honestly, do you really think that Nick would let money or internet drama stand in the way of him finally fitting with a group and making REAL friends. It's not. Nick would practically kill to be accepted.

    It would be like if being straight was embarrassing and being gay was considered the norm. On top of that, all your "'friends" are heckeling you to have sex with a man. You see, Nick wants to fit in and have friends soooo badly that he pressures himself into proving he is straight to fit with everybody else...then people would stop making fun of him and he will have friends. Its kinda sad really.

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    For those too lazy to find it. Here is the porn star.
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    YOU NICK STARR ARE SUCH A FUCKIN RETARD, YOU FUCKIN SUCK COCK!!!
    OMG YOU ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED!
    SERIOUSLY!

    HOW OLD ARE YOU?! I think you parents know that you maybe out in the world having sex!!!!
    Weither or not they know exactly what kind of sex, is debatable?!

    I fuckin hate you now, You have no idea how many people like you?! OMG
    WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
    Seriously!! If I was going to fuck a porn star, I would give my parents a DVD!!! FUCK!!!
    You are so GAY! WE DONT CARE IF YOU ARE STRAIGHT OR GAY! WE COULDNT GIVE A SHIT!!!

    Hell I would have sex infront of my mother, I really hate my mother and that sez alot!
    My father knows I've had sex since I was 12, Hes seen the girls cars outside me and my dads place!

    Nick, GROW SOME BALLS!!!!
    Your parents aren't going to receive the level of abuse you're scared of, I would be suprised if anyone has rung them!!
    THEY HATE YOU, NOT YOUR PARENTS DIPSHIT! THEY DID IT TO GET A RESPONSE FROM YOU!! TO GET YOU SCARED!!
    WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY GO OVER THE TOP AND TAKE THE FIGHT TO YOUR PARENTS WHO DONT TAKE CARE OF YOU ANYMORE AS YOU ARE A FULLY GROWN ADULT WITH HIS OWN APARTMENT AND CAR, YOU FUCKING LOSER!

    You suck cock! You are so fuckin lucky to even get a chance to do something like this because I'm FAT and its free!?

    Nick Starr is officially a gay fag, loser, totally gay, also a total fuckin retard!

    YOUR PARENTS COULDNT CARELESS IF YOU FUCK A PORN STAR, worst thing that could happen, your dad might respect you a bit more and your mother might be glad she has a chance to get some kids out of you.

    Seriously! Grow some balls, grow up, move out of your parents place, get a car and move into the car - wait you have! WHERES YOUR BALLS!?!?

    Nick ask anyone on your MSN or Skype or whatever, hell I bet Shooby given the chance to fuck her would sooner have his balls ripped off before he would say no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gumby013 View Post
    For those too lazy to find it. Here is the porn star.


    OMG YOU FUCKING LOSER, YOU FUCKING RETARD!
    You're saying no to this?!?!!?
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    - Her name is Brandy Knutson, and she is a lying whore with a scat fetish who prefers the small penises of younger boys...

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    The burger idea sounds good, but I’ve had something similar and much better in my opinion. At the HEB in San Angelo, TX, I would sometimes get a sliced brisket sandwich without sauce and had the cook put macaroni and cheese on it for kicks. The cheese was a little runny, but it kept everything moist, sloppy, and yummy.

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    anyone know the name of this porn star? i want to find some of her movies

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    Wow you are one dumb motherfucker t94xr.

    AS YOU ARE A FULLY GROWN ADULT WITH HIS OWN APARTMENT AND CAR, YOU FUCKING LOSER!
    You first say I have my own apartment then you say this:


    grow up, move out of your parents place, get a car and move into the car - wait you have!
    Umm it's a pretty well known fact that I don't live with my parents and I live out of my car...yet you apparently haven't picked up on that, or you did but only at the end of your ADD rant? Go fuck yourself.

    hell I bet Shooby given the chance to fuck her would sooner have his balls ripped off before he would say no.
    I've spoken with Shooby about this already, and he would do it in a heartbeat were it not for the whole "child porn" thing.

    I AM having sex with this girl...Patrick and I discussed it today. Check your fact jackass. LEARN THINGS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gumby013 View Post
    For those too lazy to find it. Here is the porn star.
    I haven't listened to the show, but if in fact Nick turns down Delilah Strong I will lose all respect for not only him, but for all mankind.
    The Impulsive Buy - Me and Marvo review the latest and stupidest food products.
    Better Than Everything - Me, Frank, and Omar discuss life and love in our weekly comedy podcast.

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    Saw this live last night and hell, I thought it was a good show!
    Not happy about Nick though... Backing out again. Faggot.

    You guys need to use Ustream for live stuff from now on.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PulseExplosion View Post
    I haven't listened to the show, but if in fact Nick turns down Delilah Strong I will lose all respect for not only him, but for all mankind.
    That is her name delilah strong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pops5583 View Post
    That is her name delilah strong?
    As a porn afficienado, I'm pretty sure the girl in the picture there is Delilah Strong. Do a google search and confirm for yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PulseExplosion View Post
    As a porn afficienado, I'm pretty sure the girl in the picture there is Delilah Strong. Do a google search and confirm for yourself.
    ...and now we know the origin of your username.
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    her myspace says she is from tampa so i guess so. nice anyone have any movies of her, married man here need some good spank bank material

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    Quote Originally Posted by PulseExplosion View Post
    As a porn afficienado, I'm pretty sure the girl in the picture there is Delilah Strong. Do a google search and confirm for yourself.
    And here's some of her videos NSFW

    http://promo.sexandsubmission.com/m/5420/4150/v/16/h/w
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    FUCKING SWEET! dino DNA is back, hahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by t94xr View Post
    Hell I would have sex infront of my mother, I really hate my mother and that sez alot!
    My father knows I've had sex since I was 12, Hes seen the girls cars outside me and my dads place!
    You were going SO well, but this point made me worry about your family life.

    I smells me something incestuous .

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    If you are familiar with rapid share then you can get some scenes of the porn chick Delilah Strong here... http://ruadult.com/index.php?s=Delilah+Strong


 

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