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    NLO Forums Attendee crabsdf has a little shameless behaviour in the past

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    Default Six-year old girl disemboweled in a kiddie pool.


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    Nice, just like Chuck Palahniuk's short story "Guts".

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    I don't even understand how it happened... What?
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    now THAT is a prolapsed asshole!

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    "According to the report, if a child sits on an open drain, the suction, which can reach several hundred pounds per square inch, can rupture the rectum and eviscerate the child in a matter of seconds."

    Wow...that would...wow.

    Send me a friends request if you want.

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    Holy f-ing OUCH! How could her the extent of her injury not have been immediatly evident? She had intestine hangn out of her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TBThunder View Post
    I don't even understand how it happened... What?
    The pool's suction drain-cover was off. She sat on it. Bye-bye intestines.


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    NLO Forums Busybody Liquid Red Lye will become famous soon enough Liquid Red Lye will become famous soon enough

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    DAMNIT... why couldn't she just have died.

    ... someones going to be loose for her first anal experience
    If you're looking for sympathy it's located between shit and syphilis in the dictionary

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    sounds like nicks kinda gig

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    NLO Forums Busybody Liquid Red Lye will become famous soon enough Liquid Red Lye will become famous soon enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by tev View Post
    sounds like nicks kinda gig
    no it doesnt... its a girl
    and nick likes boys because he is a girl
    If you're looking for sympathy it's located between shit and syphilis in the dictionary

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    NLO Forums Lurker tev is an unknown quantity at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by liquidredlye_24 View Post
    no it doesnt... its a girl
    and nick likes boys because he is a girl

    my bad, but im sure he'd take comfort in masturbating with the aid of that girls left over organs

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    NLO Forums Busybody Liquid Red Lye will become famous soon enough Liquid Red Lye will become famous soon enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by tev View Post
    my bad, but im sure he'd take comfort in masturbating with the aid of that girls left over organs
    probably


    btw nice avatar
    If you're looking for sympathy it's located between shit and syphilis in the dictionary

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    lucky.....
    " iapoligiseforbeingblack'ah the Soc!"



    Episode 157 cheesy tots.



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    Swimmin' and Laypsin', Honaye! Do the daymn thang.


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    NLO Forums Frequenter Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice

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    This reminds me of an episode of distorted view, Sextastic Tuesday of course. Ugh. This is where Tim Henson goes "Yummy".

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    The second post already covered it, more or less. That sextastic Tuesday was Chuck Palahniuk's story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSUMike View Post
    Nice, just like Chuck Palahniuk's short story "Guts".
    Is that from a compilation of short stories that have to do with writers getting locked in a mansion and start telling eachother their stories? This rings a bell for me.

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    NLO Forums Frequenter Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice Shn is just really nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeketheo View Post
    Is that from a compilation of short stories that have to do with writers getting locked in a mansion and start telling eachother their stories? This rings a bell for me.

    I don't know, but the story I'm thinking of from DV is related to "PEARL DIVING".

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    Wait, so, the drain sucked her intestines out her ass?

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    is it wrong if i laugh? <_<


 

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