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December 24, 2023: THE EVENING: It’s About To Get EVEN More EVEN!

December 24, 2023

Won’t you poor some scrimpnog and join Patrick and a cast of merry elves as they bring cheer and karma to those who deserve it? ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through YouTube, not a lolcow was streaming, not Mershy or Moob. Not Hudson, not Mudshark, not Devito’s dumb charm, and no one was discussing Kate Meaney’s fat arm. But what are the children and lost souls to do? Scream thrice for Uncle Melty, and dreams will come true. Come bong hits and coughing and a menacing grin! It’s time for Nobody Likes Onions…ogain! …

Aftershow Video

Aftershow 1446: A Donkey Lips Christmas

December 27, 2022

Remember the show Salute Your Shorts on Nickelodeon in the 1990s? Of course you do, you little rapscallion. Donkeylips, aka Michael Ray Bower, has been an actor his whole life. But a few years ago his parents passed away, he ran out of money, and moved in to the saddest apartment in Hollywood and started cooking tacos in his own toilet. This latest update from Camp Anawanna’s favorite fat fuck is even sadder than the ones before it. Pour some egg nog, maybe fry up some toilet tacos or another disgusting snack, and sit back and listen as Michael Ray Bower tells us why things have been so hard for him for the past few years. God speed, little friend! …

NLO Shows

NLO 1274: Hot and Ready

January 8, 2018

Comedian Matt Markman joins Patrick for a late night Saturday show. Patrick has been battling being sick again, and is sick of it, especially before a trip to the Middle East and Africa. It will …

NLO Shows

NLO 1273: Babyproofing

December 27, 2017

Fan favorite host and blast from the past Chef joins Patrick in studio for a pre-Christmas show. Chef was in town to watch the Tampa Bay Lightning lose to the Las Vegas Golden Knights. We …

NLO Shows

NLO 1227: Broadway Starr

December 29, 2016

Patrick is joined in the studio by Nick Starr, famed NLO personality of the past. Nick’s husband Brian is also sitting in, and we’re asking all the dumb questions about gay guys that your dad …

NLO Shows

NLO 1069: Teen Peen

December 25, 2014

Patrick does a very special Christmas Eve solo show that’s sure to raise your spirits. On this show, Patrick talks about being sick and his upcoming trip to San Antonio, Texas to make people laugh. …

NLO Shows

NLO 985: Skinless

December 30, 2013

Comedian Danny Lobell joins Josh Denny and D-Fritz on this show. There’s also a young comic we’re calling Yo Love! Danny has a beef to pick with some organization that is against circumcision and works …

NLO Shows

NLO 982: Flab Cab

December 17, 2013

Merry Festivus, you assholes. It’s the return of Josh Denny, to everyone’s surprise. Patrick and Josh talk about the weirdo’s out in front of grocery stores, and then we find out what Josh has been …

Overdose

NLO 866 (Full HD Video)

January 1, 2013

Comedian JOEY GAY from Last Comic Standing joins Patrick and Josh Denny in the studio today. We talk about the end of the year, and the beginning of a new one. Patrick talks about sleep… …

NLO Shows

NLO 866: Facebook Tits

December 31, 2012

Comedian JOEY GAY from Last Comic Standing joins Patrick and Josh Denny in the studio today. We talk about the end of the year, and the beginning of a new one. Patrick talks about sleep …

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A Christmas Story – 2012

December 28, 2012

Patrick watches the movie A Christmas Story with fans who have and haven’t seen the movie, as well as taking calls from fans and enjoying a Christmas day with the NLO peeps!   Download MP3… …

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NLO 865 (Full HD Video)

December 25, 2012

Comedian DANNY LOBELL is in the studio to celebrate – or not celebrate – Christmas. Danny is a Jew. Patrick couldn’t care less. There’s a lot of new characters, voices, and a general lack of… …

Overdose

NLO 863 (Full HD Video)

December 20, 2012

Comedian CHRIS PORTER joins Patrick in studio today. Patrick’s dog, SkipperLoo, got hit by a car, and Patrick’s real broken up about it. Now Patrick is lonely, and wants the internet to adopt him. Patrick… …

NLO Shows

NLO 863: Nam Nam

December 20, 2012

Comedian CHRIS PORTER joins Patrick in studio today. Patrick’s dog, SkipperLoo, got hit by a car, and Patrick’s real broken up about it. Now Patrick is lonely, and wants the internet to adopt him. Patrick …

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NLO 862 (Full HD Video)

December 17, 2012

D-Fritz tried to make himself seem like a real guest on this solo Patrick show. The studio is in Christmas mode. Patrick, who is decked out in santa shit, has rewired the place, which means… …

NLO Shows

NLO 862: Ganta

December 17, 2012

D-Fritz tried to make himself seem like a real guest on this solo Patrick show. The studio is in Christmas mode. Patrick, who is decked out in santa shit, has rewired the place, which means …