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NLO 1417: Slurred Lines

May 12, 2022

Patrick has so much to talk to you about! This show gets very, very drunk. Apologies in advance for the wild opinions and slurred speech, as well as the fake ending. Patrick wants to start gaming again and wants to get an Xbox, but it seems like a frivelous purchase. So he wants you to buy him one. The chat room is being blessed by the presence of a Kennedy. We have TWO UNSEEN new videos from Thai Rivera that produce more questions than answers. One is a younger Thai arguing with his former landlord. One is a live stream test from Thai’s new home in the middle of the night. Big Irish Jay brought his French bulldog over to play with Patrick’s dog, and Patrick embarrassed himself with a pizza fiasco. …

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NLO 1378: Ban Basil

March 17, 2021

Patrick begins the show with anger about a pizza he ordered that got delivered with a bushel of basil, and he’s not really a basil man. But seriously, take a bite out of this hot gardening talk. There’s drama brewing in the comedy community, and while Patrick is refusing to say much, he also says quite a bit. He just wishes people would understand he’s a fair man. Josh Denny is doing the podcast rounds recently, and speaking of round, check out those cheeks! Josh says he is going back on tour, but we didn’t knew he was ever on tour. Also, this new tour seems to consist of one show in rural Pennsylvania bar. Dustin Diamond, aka Screech, is dead now, but the dream of owning his home could live on, if you like dumps in the middle of nowhere. …

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NLO 1352: Gone In 267 Milliseconds

September 4, 2020

This show is an attempt to make everyone happy. We are taking a break from the latest trend of T2 tirades. So much in this show! Patrick talks too much about graphics cards. The final solution for low-carb pizza cravings is revealed. We teach an old fan some new tricks. Patrick tries to give people investment advice, but he has no idea what he’s talking about. Plus listener supplied topics! …

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NLO 1329: Pizza Stoned

June 25, 2020

Roy Johnson checks in from Tulsa to take us on another Uber Eats adventure, and this time we are having Outback Steakhouse. G’day, dopes! Patrick doesn’t really know what to think of anything anymore, much less the latest round of MeToo-ings going around. …

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NLO 1305: Pizza Sheets

November 26, 2018

Patrick is in the studio to ring in his birthday with former roommate Shooby and superfan Steve Curran. The drinks are flowing and the Juul’s are charged for this thirty-ninth birthday bash, and Steve even …

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NLO 1299: Albo Iguos

September 23, 2018

Patrick is in Munich, Germany after a few relaxing weeks of not podcasting to you needy people. He begs your forgiveness and asks that you not hold it against him for taking some time off. …

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NLO 1234: The Undateables

March 2, 2017

Patrick does a show with Sean in cold and rainy Liverpool, England. We talk about everything from the insane wind and rain plaguing this God-forsaken city to Uber and how their drivers in London are …

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NLO 1161: Nellyville

February 23, 2016

Comedians James Hesky and Darryl Charles are here to talk pepperoni pizzas. Patrick has just learned that rapper Nelly had a reality show. That’s a relief, given the current drama still happening with Kanye West …

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NLO 1141: AMAzing

November 25, 2015

Patrick is joined by YouTube starlet and bling nailstress Haley Sacks. I’m not even sure nailstress is a word. Haley Sacks aka @holisox is here, and she’s being barraged by insults in our chat room. …

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AS 1135 – More Pizzas, Jonesy

October 27, 2015

Patrick does an aftershow and takes more calls from pizza places. It’s really getting doughy out there. Jonesy, Crazy Joe’s old producer, calls in to say hello.   Download MP3      … This content …

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NLO 1132: Dough Boyz

October 15, 2015

Chip Chip Chris is here from England, and Shooby also sits in on this one. We’re still pretty mad about the fact that this sound board that is less than a year old is making …

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NLO 1115: My Boy

July 27, 2015

Patrick is trying to do a serious show with topics but it isn’t working. D-Fritz is on Skype and we’re talking about the recent shooting in a Louisiana movie theatre during Amy Schumer’s new movie, …

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AS 1114 – Shooby Shots, D-Fritz

July 22, 2015

Shooby sticks around to do birthday shots until he’s obliterated. Then we order pizza and ice cream for his birthday, and he dumps all the ranch dressing out on the pizza. Enjoy a very Shooby… …

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NLO 1085: Cleveland Rocks

March 22, 2015

Patrick does an express road show from a hotel in Cleveland. Topics for this show include Cleveland, and how the shows are going, some crazy new drama, and a deep dish-cussion on pizza and a …

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NLO 1071: Popeye’s Pizza

January 6, 2015

Superfan Sean from Liverpool sits in today as Patrick tries not to be sick. On today’s show, we talk about the holidays, discuss some awesome recent donations by fans, and so much more. Sean is …