SAM TRIPOLI joins Patrick in studio today. Sam kicks things off by insisting Patrick is cross-eyed. Karen from Miami calls in to admit her deviant sexual exploits, which results in the guys harassing her for naked pics for the entirety of the show. Patrick is still mad at old people for writing checks in the grocery store. Sam and the rest of the world still think Patrick and Mikala are dating. Patrick continues to be clueless. Sam tries to clarify the situation by analyzing the complications of dating a friend. A caller from Tennessee does a horrible Brody Stevens impression. Patrick ends things by doing a creepy rap about molesting Sam.