Comedian Eli Nary returns to the show to finish telling us the story of his breakup. Superfan Nate joins the show as the audience for the day, and he also helps Patrick out with some comedy medicine. Eli and Patrick argue over intelligence in our recent presidents, and then Eli begins to tell one of the most insane breakup stories of all time. Patrick rants on women really hard while Eli cringes, and Eli continues a tale of lies and irrational actions that has unfolded in his life in the past year. The main lesson of this show is that the internet is temporary, and these things disappear.