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NLO 1309: Boom Roasted

Patrick is in the studio with a plethora of Texas comedians performing haphazard interventions. Comedians Alex “Kool Aid” Ansel, Adam Dominguez, and George White put on a clinic for how to jump around from topic to topic with grace. George is addicted to social media and we plead with him to put the phone down. […]

NLO 1308: Funeral Cucks

Jozalyn Sharp, comedian and fellow “big picture” thinker joins Patrick in the studio for a show where everyone is too high. Patrick has decided to box up everything and move on to the next apartment, in light of recent and never-ceasing series of unfortunate events. Everything is broken. Kevin Hart has single-handedly broken the Oscars. […]

NLO 1307: Besmirching Blanche

Patrick sits down after lunch with foodie, writer and comedian Jason Harris. There’s a lot of talk about skateboarding and extreme sports in crossover culture, stemming from some of the behavior of children in Patrick’s neighborhood. Patrick is fed up with the riffraff and contemplates moving. We learn that Patrick has too much hair on […]

NLO 1306: Bagel Boys

Patrick is in New York City and sits down with Australian comedian Sam Kissajukian. Sam hasn’t been on the show in over a year, and there’s lots to catch up on. Sam is spending some time in New York and immersing himself in the comedy scene and the condensed lifestyle that is the big apple. […]

NLO 1305: Pizza Sheets

Patrick is in the studio to ring in his birthday with former roommate Shooby and superfan Steve Curran. The drinks are flowing and the Juul’s are charged for this thirty-ninth birthday bash, and Steve even ordered a gigantic pizza to celebrate. Too bad what got delivered was a giant sheet of disappointment to Patrick, which […]

NLO 1304: Real Heroes

Patrick sits down with comedian Erik Woodworth to talk about their trip to the Middle East and Africa earlier this year. This show was recorded a week and a half ago, and then corrupted digitally, but now it’s restored in all it’s glory. Erik is in town to do a show in Las Vegas for […]

NLO 1303: Wallet Wading

Alex Kool-Aid Ansel joins Patrick today for a Halloween show. We wade back in the NLO memory shoe box and listen to an old holiday favorite. Alex is doing a roast for John Wayne Bobbit, the guy who got his penis cut off by his angry girlfriend and then reattached. Patrick notices how thick Alex’s […]

NLO 1302: Chunka Toe

Patrick is back and promising a huge announcement at the end of this show. Fans Paul and Laura from Glasgow, Scotland sit in on this show, and we all start drinking because it’s almost midnight. Paul and Laura recently got married at the MGM Grand by a guy who sometimes dress up as Elvis. Patrick […]

NLO 1301: Bow Now

Patrick is back in Las Vegas and sits down with Canadian comedian Brad Bryans. Or Bryans Bradley. Or something. We talk about how more money really does lead to more problems, including broken refrigerators, failing batteries, and and incessantly chirping smoke detector. Brad is flying back to Toronto, but not before Patrick picks his brain […]

NLO 1300: Fix Your Tits, Boise

Patrick is doing shows in Boise, Idaho with James Hesky. James opens up about his recent shitting activity, in a classic podcast overshare. We’ve had some weird shows so far, including a woman yelling the N-word during a show and an alpha male that did not appreciate having his woman insulted. James has been walking […]

NLO 1299: Albo Iguos

Patrick is in Munich, Germany after a few relaxing weeks of not podcasting to you needy people. He begs your forgiveness and asks that you not hold it against him for taking some time off. Fan Stephen is also sitting in on this show to talk about his recent travels in Italy, where Patrick has […]

NLO 1298: PB and Jeans

Patrick is in NYC drinking with fellow comedian and big-thinker James Hesky. We are clearly drunk and clearly drinking eleven percent alcohol IPA beer. Patrick has a lot of business ideas that probably are complete shit, but you’re going to hear about all of them. Patrick has a major problem with the new Jurassic Park […]

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