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NLO 1277: Wesketti and Queefballs

It’s Super Bowl weekend and there’s a lot of weirdo NLO fans wandering Vegas. This show attempts to catch people up with where Patrick has been and some of the stories from overseas. We also dive in to some of the drama already settling in the Queefhaus, a shady AirBnB rented by Wes and a […]

NLO 1276: Djibouti to Mouth

Comedians Tommy Sinbazo and Erik Woodworth join Patrick from Djibouti, Africa. Patrick and Erik are relieved after venturing out in Nairobi, Kenya and feeling like everyone they met was out to kill, rob or rape them. From trying to sell you bogus cab rides to packages for safaris, the Kenyans do not see many white […]

NLO 1275: TREAM

Comedian James Hesky and Shooby meet up with Patrick in NYC for one of the first shows of 2018. Shooby is fresh off the boat from his fourth Holy Ship attendance, the annual maritime EDM orgy that he attends in the Caribbean. His friend from Florida is also sitting in with us to provide some […]

NLO 1274: Hot and Ready

Comedian Matt Markman joins Patrick for a late night Saturday show. Patrick has been battling being sick again, and is sick of it, especially before a trip to the Middle East and Africa. It will take everything medical science has to avoid Malaria. Little Caesars is selling hot an ready pizzas for five dollars, and […]

NLO 1273: Babyproofing

Fan favorite host and blast from the past Chef joins Patrick in studio for a pre-Christmas show. Chef was in town to watch the Tampa Bay Lightning lose to the Las Vegas Golden Knights. We also have been running around and playing poker in Vegas like the old days. Chef has pivoted in to a […]

NLO 1272: Oh, Marosa

Patrick apologizes for the unscheduled hiatus. It’s nothing that can’t be explained with a long disgusting description of gas issues. As a result of being sick for days of back to back weeks, Patrick has been watching a lot of Netflix. Chef is on his way to visit and he has very high demands of […]

NLO 1271: Thank You Kindly

Comedian Matt Markman joins Patrick for a late night show from Las Vegas. Patrick is still adjusting to living in a land of spiders and scorpions. There’s some jokes about pedophiles the probably shouldn’t be written out here, we decide we are doomed to hackers and companies like Amazon and their Alexas, and we think […]

NLO 1270: JJ the Germophobe

Canadian comedian and all-around freak JJ Liberman is in studio to discuss his Vegas adventures. JJ has been playing poker for a few days and is up thousands of dollars, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have time to shower with a male escort at his hotel. This story and more as we dive in […]

NLO 1269: XKK

Comedian Skillz Hudson is in the studio to get really high and talk a lot of shit. Skillz is two blunts deep, and opens up about a lot of personal policies he carries in his life. For instance, he doesn’t like to climax during sex, and he loves to shop for his merch by hand. […]

NLO 1268: Nevadavacado

Patrick is joined by comedian Alex Ansel in studio. Alex used to go by the name Kool Aid, but is trying to shed that moniker. Alex was opening on the road for Jake the Snake Roberts, but also has a history of various jobs, from selling herbal happiness to teaching comedy driving school. Patrick loves […]

NLO 1267: Feeling Up Feldman

Patrick is settling in to Las Vegas and it has a lot to offer. The process of moving across the country is tedious snd time-consuming, and of course nothing goes as smoothly as planned. Kevin Spacey has pissed off Hollywood by using accusations of another actor as an opportunity to announce his homosexuality. Who saw […]

PM in the AM – Monday, Oct. 23, 2017

Enjoy this bonus show, recorded at the future studio of NLO in Las Vegas. Patrick is settling in after a long time on the road. Living in Las Vegas means buying a cool car that girls like. We take a look at legal weed in Las Vegas and learn cool words like shatter and preroll. […]

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