Comedian Eli Nary returns to the show to finish telling us the story of his breakup. Superfan Nate joins the show as the audience for the day, and he also helps Patrick out with some comedy medicine. Eli and Patrick argue over intelligence in our recent presidents, and then Eli begins to tell one of the most insane breakup stories of all time. Patrick rants on women really hard while Eli cringes, and Eli continues a tale of lies and irrational actions that has unfolded in his life in the past year. The main lesson of this show is that the internet is temporary, and these things disappear.
Patrick is in Boise, Idaho doing comedy shows for some mountain people. Joining Patrick on this show is Ohio comedian Keith Bergman, who tells us all a harrowing tale of how he came to have pig parts and other robot contraptions put in his heart. It’s got everything you could want from a story, including near death, a relationship, and of course sex. Patrick and Keith recount a weird show from Friday night where a heckler named Carl just kept shouting out a punchline the entire show. Keith almost did cocaine once to get laid, and plenty of other ramblings from the comedy condo.
Patrick does a late night drunk show with Edinburgh Mikey and fans. And when we say drunk, we mean drunk. It’s almost 5am in Edinburgh and we’ve been drinking beer and whisky since about 8pm. Mikey is under fire for having the most unproductive day off ever. We find out what it’s like to be dating a twenty year-old. Black swans may or may not be the worst. Patrick encouraged drinking and driving. Facebook Live isn’t working because Scottish internet is shit. Yum Yums is the best shitty food in Scotland. If you want to insult someone, ask them if they brought a book with them.