June 29th, 2009 | Posted by NLO
Patrick is in Las Vegas, but he had the foresight to record a show to hold you over until he gets back, all sad and poor. So here it is. A show where we talk about God and teapots, game shows and body fat. I don’t want to say we were phoning it in, but we kind of were. What do you want from us? This shit is free.


June 23rd, 2009 | Posted by NLO
It’s our first live show in quite some time, and it seems like the callers have learned their lessons. Most everyone was well-behaved and added to the fun of the show. We had calls from all typed of fans, ladies and fellas, young and old. It was a good time. We talk about everything from swimming to how to get the fairer sex to take a liking to you. We read some news stories, talk about technology and how it affects your everyday life, and read some of your emails. It’s a lap-spanking fun festival. What?


June 21st, 2009 | Posted by NLO
In this show, we talk about how the senate has passed a resolution that pretty much amounts to an “our bad” plea from white people in regards to slavery. It’s not like we think slavery was a good thing, but why do we need a resolution that decrees some kind of official apology? Why can’t we settle this the way my dad and I settled things after he came home drunk and beat my when he didn’t really mean to? Let’s just sit at an awkwardly silent dinner table and slightly nod at each other while we eat. We touch on London, and also talk about blind people and how close they should never come to our food. We also talk about our new iPhones and a new cartoon sensation sweeping the forums.

