Al Jackson and D-Fritz are in the studio for what turns in to a drunk-fest. Sure, the show is good and funny, but the aftershow turns in to a real clusterfuck. Patrick comments on Al growing his hair out, and also having another kid. Al lures Patrick in to talking about a long lost love, and also teaches him that he can go to jail for not paying his taxes. Patrick makes some radical offers for people to help him pay them off. Al thinks being white is easy, but Patrick and D-Fritz don’t understand black asses, or “ass shelf”. Patrick has a controversial new food truck idea.
Cornell Reid and Scott Bowser are in the studio, and there’s plenty of ice. Patrick is having a series of mini panic attacks about the Federal government and what they think is their fair share of money he doesn’t have. Cornell is still having a baby, and for a few minutes we make some very inappropriate baby jokes. So, you know, if you don’t like that stuff, just skip that part. Patrick and Cornell make fun of Bar Rescue and John Taffer, the big-lipped fool who hosts it. There’s porn, YouTube boobs, and more.
Shooby makes his return to the show in non-braces glory. Patrick and the Shoobs just returned from the new Jason Bateman movie where he beats a bunch of kids in a spelling bee and is pretty much a dick. Patrick reveals his new idea for an app that helps foot fashion. There’s a bunch of talk about Bar Rescue and the crazy guy who hosts it. We check in on some of our favorite ghosts of podcasting years gone by. We talk to a fan from Minnesota about what he’s doing with his life, and what he thinks about Los Angeles.