Patrick is joined in the studio by the one and only Shooby. Patrick talks to the young millennial about smoking and drinking. We watch a video of comedian Margaret Cho having a meltdown at a comedy club in New Jersey. We debut a new segment called Hot Shit, where we check out all the Nelly news in pop culture. Our ShoobyNews this week just has one very important focus. A fan still wants Patrick to be tickled. We talk to a young listener about possibly adopting him and becoming his internet daddy, so to speak.
Patrick is in the studio solo once again after a weekend in the mountains. Sippin’ on show juice, he recounts his weekend at the casino performing for cougars of all ages – mostly old. We check out some news stories, including a girl who allegedly periscope broadcasted her friend getting raped. Another teenage girl got her ass beat in a Delaware High School bathroom. And did we mention Prince died? What will the world do with a little less purple? Game of Thrones has jumped the shark, and our old friend TommyNC2010 hijacks a panel.
Patrick is in the studio solo to rant about the peeves of the week. Patrick is sure there’s a conspiracy to make his iPhone shittier by the day. He’s also super proud of his new Old Navy credit card for some reason. Clothing is a big issue right now, and a listener with a new t-shirt company has offered to send Patrick some products, but there’s a couple issues – of course. Puffing on cigarettes and ranting about letter-writing, this one is kind of all over the place. But we guarantee you will laugh or throw something at your speaker.