America’s favorite tattooing sweetheart Cory has dropped by to grace us with e-cigs. We learn all about the relationship between race and the color of your balls. There’s the usual discussion of weird sexual things, along with other perversions of the mind. Sean calls in to talk about the Edinburgh crowdfunding effort. Patrick tries to decide between becoming a licensed cosmetologist or tattoo artist. Black lives still matter, white people riot when they win, and if you hang out with Cory, you really should have a safe word.
Comedian Alli Breen is here, albeit late, with Starbucks in hand. Patrick is impressed with how put-together Alli seems, and Alli lies and says Patrick looks great with his weight loss. We talk about director Kevin Smith’s daughter and her recent claim that she was almost kidnapped by fake Uber drivers. Bernie Sanders buries Hillary with issues in the latest debate. A crane crashed in Manhattan and killed some poor idiot sitting in their car. Alli gets disgusted by the introduction of vaginal weightlifting.
BONUS SHOW: a morning show from this past thursday, usually for OD members only. Patrick discusses a recent interview where Sarah Palin snaps at the Today show hosts for getting personal with their questioning. Some YouTube dorks are mad at some other YouTube dorks for trying to copyright videos or something. Groundhog Day is the most ridiculous festival you’ve ever seen. Jonesy calls in to tell us why in holy hell Crazy Joe has started jerking off on Periscope live during his shows.