Patrick takes the mic for a solo show to talk about a lot of stuff on his mind. Have you been on Facebook lately? Are you not on Facebook? If you’re not on the Book, you’re a creepy person. However, the stuff on Facebook is just mind-bogglingly stupid. Patrick launches in to the latest roommate rumors, blasting Shooby for everything from dishes to almond milk. Finally, we talk about the recent Sony hacks and how they may tie in to North Korea and some terrorist scares revolving around the movie The Interview.
Patrick is joined in the studio by a complete spaz fan named Niko. Niko is from Canada but is originally from Croatia, and he talks like a bad guy in all the movies. And when we say he talks, boy does he never stop talking. Ever. Enjoy this insane show where Patrick attempts several times to calm him down, but he just can’t stop the flow. Hitting mic stands, spilling beers, and generally derailing everything, Niko is a treat. We talk about women and their complaints, and a sex offender who won the lottery in Florida.
Everyone’s favorite tattoo artist slash sexpot Cory is in the studio. We’re also joined by Shooby to find out why his room smells like hot broccoli farts. Spoiler alert – it’s broccoli. Cory reveals to us that she’s pretty much pimping out some boy slave for money, and that she’s involved in some sort of weird polyamorous relationship. In between cigarettes, Patrick pretends to be the CEO of a grocery store, and we talk to Fritz about financial compensation for his role as the new proprietor of the NLO store.