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NLO 1304: Real Heroes

November 15th, 2018 | Posted by Patrick

Patrick sits down with comedian Erik Woodworth to talk about their trip to the Middle East and Africa earlier this year. This show was recorded a week and a half ago, and then corrupted digitally, but now it’s restored in all it’s glory. Erik is in town to do a show in Las Vegas for a very short time. We call a tour guide in Africa that scared the guys to death back in January. We explore what a dick nipple is and why people seem to be fascinated with them. And finally, what would a show with two fat guys be without some obligatory discussion about food in some capacity?



NLO 1303: Wallet Wading

November 2nd, 2018 | Posted by Patrick

Alex Kool-Aid Ansel joins Patrick today for a Halloween show. We wade back in the NLO memory shoe box and listen to an old holiday favorite. Alex is doing a roast for John Wayne Bobbit, the guy who got his penis cut off by his angry girlfriend and then reattached. Patrick notices how thick Alex’s wallet is and they investigate to find out why. Roy Johnson calls in to bitch about ranch dressing and complain about bowties. Patrick has a bone to pick with JUUL about a recent promotion. The door-to-door election pollsters and campaign mailings are getting out of control.



NLO 1302: Chunka Toe

October 23rd, 2018 | Posted by Patrick

Patrick is back and promising a huge announcement at the end of this show. Fans Paul and Laura from Glasgow, Scotland sit in on this show, and we all start drinking because it’s almost midnight. Paul and Laura recently got married at the MGM Grand by a guy who sometimes dress up as Elvis. Patrick has finally had the smoke detector successfully replaced. Sometimes pooping hurts a lot, and Patrick is going to tell you too much about it before talking about taking a chunk out of his toe. Everyone is stoked about the Mega Millions lottery, but mostly uneducated idiots.