Alex Ansel sticks around for today's aftershow, and Patrick has unearthed a treasure trove of information about everybody's favorite comedic drama doorknob, Thai Rivera. Why a doorknob? Don't overthink it. Patrick has recently found out some insane stories about Thai. The following juicy details have recently been alleged by a scandalous source: Thai's parents don't really like him, Thai used to be a hard drug addict, Thai lost a sister who was his best friend and felt no remorse, Thai pays his bills through prostitution, Thai made his mom wrap her car with his picture, Thai got tattoos to signal the illuminati that he's down for whatever, and so much more. We have photos and videos that Thai has erased from all his social media, and we will go over them thoroughly.