Secret Shows

PM in the AM: Dec 14, 2020

It’s all over now. It’s moving day. In just hours everything must be in boxes, and Patrick is being super chill about all of it. Maybe. Until he empties the alcohol and starts ripping foam off the walls. It’s the last few moments in this iteration of the studio, and you get to watch. Or listen. We talk about Josh Denny, Twitch and their subs, waste management, Vegas comedy, and podcast studio design and desks. Patrick wants to reboot Xzibit’s career with a new show.

PM in the AM: Dec 10, 2020

Patrick sits down for a morning chat with you, his favorite listeners. Twitch has been sending out some long emails lately, and they are making new policies about content almost daily. Get ready for no jokes and no fun online. Patrick thinks he has been hacked because of a camera glitching and his new networking equipment being setup by a crazed fan named Spiro Bronch. Patrick has been painting and doing projects at the new house, which have been keeping him too busy to hang out with you dorks.

PM in the AM: Apple Silicon Launch

Join Patrick in watching the Apple Silicon Mac launch event live. We join Tim Apple from Cupertino, Mexico while he launches the latest Macs using Apple’s brand new silicon processor thingys. It’s all very fancy and everything is shimmering brightly. The computers are fast and boy are you gonna want at least three of them. Chips!

PM in the AM – Nov. 4, 2020

It’s the morning after the election and we all feel like we slept with someone last night but can’t remember who it was. We try to make sense of all the news and spin, but nobody really knows anything except that everything keeps changing. Patrick gets in to conspiracies and cults, and we look back at Heaven’s Gate, a cult from the 1990’s that really liked sneakers. We take a look at some of the latest nonsense from Thai Rivera.

Election Night 2020 Pt. 3: The Unraveling

We are wrapping up a long night of election coverage by watching a bunch of newscasters try to make sense of sweeping Donald Trump leads across the country. No one will call anything and every channel we turn to is trying to rationalize the numbers. Riots are continuing in some cities, but for the most part America has chosen to go to bed and settle all this in the coming days.

Election Night 2020 Pt. 2: Biden Starts Slidin’

Patrick continues his exclusive brand of irreverent election coverage with the renewed zest of a man who has recently returned from the toilet. In this FOUR HOUR block, we begin to see Donald Trump surge in some key states to the chagrin of most newscasters. Biden starts to lead in the popular vote, but who cares. Ohio, Florida, Georgia. Everything looks to be coming up Trump!

PM in the AM – November 1, 2020

It’s the morning after Halloween and Patrick is pissed that he bought a lot of candy for nothing. He’s really getting in to Karen videos and what the kids are calling BASIC now. Patrick is buying a basic house. Patrick has a lot of problems with Twitch and how they do things. Stop getting your friends to help you move. Patrick is getting really jazzed up about his pool project.

Comedy Crash: Zoom Improv!

Patrick fires up Zoom and hunts around for a comedy show to watch online with the Twitch audience. We find some over-the-hill improv troupe in the middle of Kansas, or Missouri, or somewhere like that. Not only is it some of the worst improv ever, but they’re making it musical. We watch as Steve Curran invades their meeting, and then Patrick fires off an opportune Kevin Meaney I Don’t Care attack. It’s bad, but not as bad as it would have been if we we’re involved.

NLO 1347: Trez’ Company

The Trez Mala deep dive continues, and this well goes deep. Or should we say this dam is high? Either way, strap in as we explore Trez’ YouTube and social media to discover just what gives this guy his comedy edge. We learn how to cook eggs on a grill, how eating old pork with mac and cheese in a deep fried tortilla won’t kill you instantly, and you don’t need six views on a YouTube video to make you a star.

PM in the AM – Thursday, July 23, 2020

Patrick is buzzing for a few reasons this morning, but the most likely reason is the nicotine coursing through his vains. Juul Gang in the house son! Patrick is treating himself to some pods for a road trip to Phoenix. He’s also pumped to hear Donald Trump come out and talk to the people about coronavirus. There’s nothing like seeing a leader address his people! Making America great again – it’s just what the man does best!

NLO 1336: Pool Aid (Full Show)

Patrick fires up the stream to hang with Alex Ansel and discuss all the recent goings on in the United States of Terror. Patrick is seriously contemplating moving when his lease is up, and possibly…

Rick’s Board Meeting – Q1 2020

Rick believes in transparency in all of his business dealings, and that’s why we make these meetings public. Find out what’s going on at Rick’s since the pandemic, as well as some other juicy gossip…

Twitch Tinkering 2020 – Part 2

Patrick is still trying to figure out Twitch, and it’s going about as well as you’d expect. There’s all these custom emoji things, and bits, and subs, and follows, oh my! This is not for anyone to try to lean anything serious about Twitch, but more of an exercise in frustration.

SpaceX Crew Dragon Launch

Patrick is joined by Sean from Liverpool in this two-part show covering some big milestone for SpaceX. They’re sending some Americans in to space for the first time since the space shuttle got canned, but if we’re honest we are only watching in case something goes wrong. The launch gets scrubbed and Patrick tries to convince Sean about the flat earth theory. In part 2, Patrick returns and the launch finally goes off without a hitch. Which is great for them, but kind of boring.

Burning Bridges: An Onion Arbitration

Who is the Queefsquad? What are they? And why are they so concerned with what an ex-member and fellow streamer is doing with his life? One of the Queefsquad members, Jonesy, calls in to make his case against a former friend who he feels has done them dirty. We dive in to The Who, what, when, where, and why in this airing of grievances, ultimately allowing you, the viewer, to decide the outcome of this “case.”

Twitch Tinkering 2020

Patrick doesn’t understand Twitch. Subs, Bits, Perks, Emotes. What does it all mean? And does anyone care? How does it work? Will we ever figure it out? Let’s take a poll and see…. This content

Animal Crossing Lesson

Alex Ansel fires up the Nintendo Switch machine to try to walk Patrick through the newest game sensation, Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Apparently some people in the chat room like this game, but Patrick doesn’t get it. Alex gives us a tour of his island, introduces us to some of his weirdo residents, and then shows us how to pick fruit and catch fish. If you’ve ever wanted to know what it would be like to be stuck on a desertt island with only a video game and some animal AI that speaks gibberish, this is the game for you!

PM in the AM – Fri, May 22, 2020

PM in the AM is back and so are America’s gangsters. Patrick talks about the reopening of casinos, and two shootings this week that prove we are getting back to normality. Patrick doesn’t understand the Nintendo Switch, but feels like he should get one in order to keep up with the youngsters. Animal Crossing is all the rage, so we try to dive in and learn what it’s all about. Alex Ansel checks in to explain why it’s so addictive.

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