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MEMBERS ONLY: Friday Night MLC BREAKDOWN! Agents of CHAOS!

December 29, 2023

It's FRIDAY night, and it's never been more angry in the air! Tongiht we break down some of the lies told by failed comedienne Chad Zumock, and his new adopted father Kevin Brennan. The grift train keeps on cooking, so don't even come around here if you're poor, you sad sacks of soylent! Tonight - Patrick notices a new tick that Chad has developed, we lol as hard as possible at Chad's constant hoop-jumping, as well as the equipment he's hoarding for his new studio. And most of all we can't help but focus on whatever the fork it is Chad keep doing with DAT MOUF!


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CHRISTMAS SNIPING! Chad RUNS AWAY O-gain!

December 25, 2023

Chad runs away from his own stream on Christmas Day after getting distracted by the fat failure that is Patrick. Is Chad still winning? Is this the Christmas show chad planned and wanted? Is this the mudshark that we have all come to love, or has the shark lost all his teeth. You be the judge on this very special Christmas episode of Sniping the Sniper!


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MEMBERS ONLY: Cool Cat VS. Dirty Dog – An Insane Watch Party!

December 22, 2023

Welcome to the jungle! It's been a fun week in the miseryverse, with Kate Meaney teasing a new podcast, Chad Zumock beginning to spiral about Atlantic City, and so much more! What does the night hold for those bold enough to venture in to the night with these Onion knights so bold! Come along and join the brigade, and have a laugh or two with your pal Patrick before this weekend's Christmas chaos befalls you.


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Members Only Show – December 1, 2023

December 1, 2023

It's a Friday night Member's Only extravaganza! We meander the web and try to make sense of it so you don't have to. Tonight, we try to unravel and explain the Keanu C. Thompson versus Kate Meaney situation. Just a couple of broads arguing about their buttholes and what they do with them in their spare time. Geno Bisconte and Keanu are allegedly retaliating against Kate for buddying up with Kevin Brennan, but Keanu and Geno say that isn't so. Who is telling the truth? Kevin Brennan and Keanu call in to set the record straight. We also catch up with TommyNC2010 and look back to remember what makes this special boy so special.


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BONUS: Phil Elmore’s a BIG Fan! KEVIN BRENNAN Berates Shuli & Bobby! Joey C Goes TOO FAR!

November 17, 2023

Can you believe Kevin Brennan spends his Friday nights with a tallboy of red wine and a grin across his face as his listens to Melton in the Evenings? Tonight Patrick attempts to do a Kevin Brennan style program where he just rants and talks ish about people and plays no clips. Jk jk there will definitely be clips. Just because Kevin's computer can't handle video playback doesn't mean the rest of us can't have a little fun watching the mistakes and blunders of others! Phil Elmore calls in to talk about his brother and his taboo tendencies. It gets weird! Kevin Brennan calls in to complain about The Shuli Network. Replayables is still doing great. Chad Zumock can spin anything in to a win, despite overwhelming evidence and thousdands of eyeball witnesses.


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Members Only – 420 Awards (2023)

November 10, 2023

Help ring in Patrick's birthday for real for real by watching the latest edition of Daddy Derek Savage's latest edition of the 4/20 awards! He's just four months late this year! The latest iteration of Derek's delusional dream has the best production value ever, and we are here for it. Will Steve Pearl do another HILARIOUS standup set to no applause? How many times will Derek raise his white power fist? Will Cool Cat show is face? What if this awards show becomes the sleeper hit the nation has been waiting for? Only time will tell if this man's desert dreams will ever come true.


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DEVITO vs. ZUMOCK: Two Cleveland Nobodies Battle For Irrelevance

November 7, 2023

It's time for one of the most idiotic battles in comedy! Who is funnier? Will it be career felon, failed radio disc jockey and all-around woman repellant Chad Zumock, or the sunsetting simpleton with troubled toes, Ray DeVito? You don't care? Join the club! Chad set this up as an excuse to keep appearing on MLC and vanquish his most obvious competition for daddy Kevin's love, while also padding out his calendar between one nighters all over the Florida swampland. One thing is for sure - this will be an unorganized competition of tools, with no clear winners other than the MLC podcast and it's listeners who will ultimately revel in the sad display of machismo by two inept men who don't realize the fight left them a long time ago.


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Members Only Show – October 20, 2023

October 20, 2023

I am not above this, I am far below. Welcome to a Friday night, welcome to a show. My name is Fatty Patty, and I am the king of trolls. I'm coming for your SJ, and only for the LOLz. I am far above this, I take back what I said. We will play with John a little bit, but then we'll leave him dead. HIT THE LIKE BUTTON YOU FAT FREAK!


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Diagnosing A Dipshit: An MLC Stream Sniping Event!

October 19, 2023

Come join Patrick in a free and safe environment to share your opinions without ridicule! Watch as Chad Zumock does the bare minimum to earn his fee, dodging and twisting, bobbing and lying, deflecting and obscuring facts the entire time. Will Kevin hold the Florida Fatty's feet to the fire? Will the Z-Man finally be recognized as the broken and damaged loser that he is? Let's all point and laugh at this tumbling has-been together!


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Members Only – Comedy Shaman Debuts & Quits NLO – October 14, 2023

October 14, 2023

It’s Saturday night and the mood is right! Join Patrick and a chat room full of weird degenerates as they reinvent super stickers, get closure on Jared’s dog and so much more! We watch our buddy and pork preacher Comedy Shaman attempt to school everyone about podcasting and show the world how to get back to the old shock jockery. How does it work out? Watch the latest adventures of a man trying to be a guy!


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JAREDGATE: Help Your Dog Go Towards the Light!

October 13, 2023

Patrick pops on late night Friday to do a little showgram, and Jared aka the homeless hero aka the Oregonian mood-melter brings the chat down immediately with tales of his sick and dying dog. Patrick and other members of the chat try to help, but grow increasingly disturbed by Jared's lack of urgency and care in helping his four-legged friend find peace. Patrick's computers mysteriously reboot after trying to move on to another topic, and then the power cuts a minute later. Divine intervention? Hacking? Some things are not meant to be.


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October 3, 2023 – Fans Are Getting INSANE! Summer Sinclair BOMBS! Melton MELTDOWN!

October 3, 2023

Come join Patrick and a cast of puppet characters as they act out the entire Wizard of Oz! You're going to love the way Dorothy sings the hits! Seriously grab a Starburst and sit grandma by the air conditioner because ish is about to get fire af tonight boi! No seriously though, who knows what could happen. Patrick has so much dirt he could build some sort of dirt business or something!


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ONION AMBASSADOR IS BORN! Joey C Don’t Make His Own Sauce!

October 2, 2023

You can't plan this kind of brilliance! Patrick gets high! Joey C stream snipes! Christina C calls in to tell the world how nasty her rot pocket is! Joey C defends himself against the casual racism of SbuxxAmbassador, and Patrick decrees SbuxxAmbassador to be his official mouthpiece for the rest of the show. The epic battle of wits between these two northeast tough guys will run you through a guantlet of emotions. You'll scream, cry and laugh away your pain! It's one chill and relaxed night for Mr. McMelton, but the product speaks for itself! Join us for a wacky ride before Patrick fades away faster than Chad sipping Tito's from a botter wottle! It's Friday night, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do! Join the Onions!


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BONUS! Liar Liar Shows On FIRE!

September 26, 2023

What a day, what a way! Let's have a drink and discuss opportunities for growth and improvement. We all need to take a deep breath and figure out what's real, what's spin, who's out and who's in. Is Rob Saul full of complete poo? Is Chris Ables obfuscating the truth to protect his ego? How much of what's going on is being cosigned by Shuli, his producers, or others on the network? With all the rumors and misinformation swirling, we could all benefit from laying it all out in the open and just seeing what's what!


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