The walls are closing in on Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show, a failing racist hatecast he runs out of his basement in Minnesota. After losing his wife April Anderson to another man and running his once-mid show in to the ground at the expense of his personal life, he now faces mounting allegations of domestic abuse from his ex-wife, and he is frantically trying to discredit both his friends and his ex-wives as they possibly prepare to bring legal action on the midwestern zilch who can't stop running his mouth with lies on a daily basis. Watch today as he tries to smear the woman he once loves, and attempts to silence his friends with threats of legal action that he made up out of thin air.
Keanu Thompson has spilled her tiny little beans about the atrocities of Aaron Imholte. It's everything we already knew, but it's good to see the slowest amongst us finally catching up! You want teasers? Aaron lied about paying Keanu and Geno, lied about communications, put words in people's mouths, and most importantly he all but strangled his children's shiny new forever mommy. The dirt is stacked high, and that means our best boy Aaron Imholte is going to be crawling with invisible fleas on his show today. Itching and bouncing away, watch the cascade of cope this show brings, from taking the high road to fabricating an entire new timeline and wading deeper in to the pool of victimhood. Mooby has his sites on a new ally and he will stop at nothing to make sure you hate anyone who has one bad word to say about the worst broadcaster in Minnesota.
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It's time for a good ol' Steel Toe Morning Show Evening Show watch along! Will there be cope? Will there be excuses? Will there be banning? Will there be Matt? Only Mobbed will tell. Gather 'round the razor wire boot and listen to tales tall and true!
Aaron Imholte hid from the internet last week hiding from the internet, after court documents alleging his abuse of his ex-wife have leaked to the internet. Aaron has spent months digging in to the personal life of his former wife and polycule partners, drooling over salacious details of court documents and releasing his own anecdotes about his personal life. After spilling dirt on everyone around him, he wants the Internet to go easy on him and stop mentioning his domestic violence and assault allegations. Will it work? Most likely not. Donkey Lips aka Michael Ray Bower has some very cool carne asada wings he wants to teach us how to make. It's a Wawa Summer and we have some more Summer music for you to rock out to.
Patrick finishes watching the final show from Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show for the Fourth of July week. Aaron is in a tailspin as he tries to get the collective internet to stop paying attention to the texts from his ex-wife alleging that he assaulted her while they were married. Watch as he continues to ruin his program in the pursuit of controlling the opinons of everyone around him. As the 10th anniversary roast of a failed radio man and father speed towards us, will Aaron be able to turn the tide of public opinion or is this more than a stub for the ol' Steel Toe? Plus Patrick gets TWO $1000 Supertips from Mike Boudet from the Sword and the Scale Podcast and everyone couldn't be more surprised!
Aaron Imholte is spending the holiday weekend trying to bond with his parents after years of estrangement because of his recent ex-wife April Anderson, and maybe after a weekend of hot dogs and sparklers the neglectful dad will feel comfortable enough to put his arm around his own daughter. Aaron continues to try to distort reality by banning detractors and preventing anyone from mentioning his domestic abuse allegations. There's some other nuts to catch up with if we have the time, and who knows what kind of tangents Papa Patrick will lead the flock through this fine Friday. Aren't you excited about the potential? It's a free-for-all Friday so bring your attitude, questions an favorite topics to the table if you want to rattle the cage!
Aaron Imholte has been accused of domestic violence by April Anderson, formerly April Imholte, in court documents that leaked over the weekend. Aaron is in full sweep mode, trying to bury and cover the accusations with many different versions of cope, including calling his ex-wife Ashley Larue a liar, making up alternative timelines to distance himself from the incidents, and much more. Now he's using the only daughter he knows the name of, Charlotte Imholte, to cover for his abuse and shield him from the same wrath he's been heaping on to others for months. Watch as Aaron tries to thread the needle of being exposed as a womanizing abusive partner and balancing his lies, ex-wives tempers, and a mounting court case against the noodle-armed Minnesota misogynist.
Failed Minnesota broadcaster Aaron Imholte is back streaming this morning, trying to distract his listeners from the fact that he's an aggressive control freak that physically abused his ex-wife and continues to manipulate her psychologically from the cockpit of his scam dungeon. Watch as Aaron tries to thread the needle of calling the mother of his children a liar, the recently divorced wife an exaggerating saboteur, and so much more. Of course, now that the allegations are against Aaron and his abuse of April Anderson, he wants to move on and not talk about it anymore. Aaron would like it if we could all put this in the past and revisit it when something bad comes out about others instead. Will Mooby be able to pull another fast one on his pay pigs? Will they continue to support a womanizing psychopath with a history of laying hands on the weaker sex?
Aaron Imholte has been telling everyone he's a changed man who has repented for his sins while shaking a fist and a bible at those around him. But what happens when the court documents that leak start to reveal more angles of Aaron Imholte, revealing several years of abuse between two wives of the wanna be boxer slash radio star. New documents and text messages reveal a close bond between April Imholte and Ashley Larue until Aaron manipulated the two to be intolerant of each other. Physical, mental and psychological abuse revealed from two of Aaron's former partners, and a violation of the restraining order his ex-wife obtained to protect herself from his harassment now puts his financial and parental future in more danger than ever. This one is a bombshell!
Aaron Imholte has had quite the year, and it's just going to get worse for the low-testosterone streamer from the simple sticks of Minnesota. The problem with Aaron is that Aaron keeps screwing up Aaron's plans. From losing the biggest viewer bump he's ever had to slowly revealing his unbridled glee regarding his recent divorce, the guy can't stop making it clear to his viewers that he is a selfish narcissist who will never admit certain flaws. From manipulating weak-minded friends to convincing his remaining supporters that the show is better than ever, The Steel Toe Morning Show is on a lol-worthy trajectory that you won't want to miss. Stuttering John can't stop ignoring his mom to try to stick it to bunch of strangers that he will never meet or talk to in person. Why won't John let his poor mother enjoy her golden years without terrorizing her home with constant prank calls and deliveries? Why is the BabaDuke so petty and fragile?
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Patrick tries to get in to some other topics as we sit and wait for some expected bombshell from the Nick Rekieta and Aaron Imholte love triangle with Minnesota egg-trash, April Anderson. What is expected to come out next? We don't know but it's supposed to be really big and shocking news. Planet with a Palate is back and she wants to show off her boy to the channel while using her air fryer. Angie Arum has finally released her re-recorded podcast where she cuts the hair of nobody wannabe comedians around the Vegas area from her budget high-rise above the strip. Let's watch as a comic who can't "cut it" attempts to create a show where her dud personality merges with other boring failures from around the comedy flop scene. Celebrate the fat wit NLO on this magical Tuesday!
Another week means another week of milking the drama and trickle of news out of the Rekieta household for sympathy and righteous indignation over at the Aaron Imholte homestead. Watch another morning of Johnny K-legs sighing through the same old cope and whine from his buddy Mooby as he laments the fact that his hotwife is gone for good. A midwestern man cannot let go of his emotional reaction to losing his woman, and we shall all watch as he wrecks his own life as a result. Mathew Poster is one of Aaron's only cohosts left, and after making his quit his own Savage Thoughts podcast, has Mooby revealed his unintentional plan to keep a stable of beaten-down insecure nobodies to cosign his nonsense on a daily basis? NLO thinks so. Come speculate with us!
The lols don't stop just because your work week is done! We go back and catch some things Patrick missed regarding Aaron Imholte and his fake overreaction to the follicle test of Nick Rekieta's child. Isn't it time we try to learn more about Matt, Mooby's simple Eeyore-like chum who shows up some nights to pretend he's still a radio man? Let's take a walk down memory lane to see when Matt stopped having such Savage Thoughts. Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon fame, has been cranking out videos that explain why he isn't cranking out videos. Let's see what's happening with one of America's most prolific child-stars that nobody wanted to take advantage of.
Another day and another win for the toe! Johnny Kobbles was back today and cannot make it more clear to Aaron that he doesn't have any forks left to give about his stupid ex-wife and her drama. But that will not deter Aaron from going on and on and on and rehashing all the dirt. New theories arise about the intents of April Anderson and Nick Rikieta since the arrest. Kiki aka Keanu C. Thompson is losing her mind on her show, not that anyone would notice. Let's dive in to this weird pseudo-comedian slash wannabe chuckle-chaser and ask ourselves what this woman is up to, and more importantly why.
Patrick has migrated the studio over to a new computer, attacked the problems head on, and is ready to come back live and see what isn't working. Aaron Imholte has gone full throttle on alighting his few friends about his past, and we are here to shed some light on the truth. Will Aaron Imholte ever be able to let April Anderson go, or is the small-town Minnesota failure of a father destined to waddle in a pity puddle for eternity? Let's laugh as he lashes out at the latest drip from the Rekieta Law lolcow lollipop. Let's see who saying what, what makes sense and what doesn't, and just what everyone's motives might be. Saddle up, simpletons! It's time to ride!
It's Monday and there are some fantastic things to recap from the weekend! Stuttering John, who used to be a mentally-disabled diversity hire at The Howard Stern Show and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, visited Las Vegas and tried to hunt down Patrick and serve him a piece of his mind. Or did he? Patrick breaks down the game film and gives his side of the confrontation. Keanu is back on Steel Toe today, badmouthing people and agreeing with nonsense to please her main man, Aaron Imholte. Let's watch two big brains break down the nick Rekieta and April Anderson situation for the nineteenth time with absolutely no evidence or truth behind it. How did Aaron Imholte celebrate Father's Day with his three children? Did the one he never wanted feel included in the fun? Let's find out!
Patrick is hunkering down in his basement safe room! Join him for a show tonight and let's see what happens! The more the merrier! We've got some Mersh stuff Patrick attacks Doctor Steve! Steel Toe is getting boring again and that's good for everyone! Your input and calls! Your fun and balls! Come build a campfire of cope and feel your way to the freedom that is not really caring about any of it!
The host of Steel Toe Morning Show, aka Charlotte Imholte's dad, aka the most soupy-skinned man in Minnesota, is back at it again. You won't believe what we have this pasty pudge falling for this week. Aaron can't wait to destroy his former love, April Anderson, before she even turns in an application at the local factory. The rumors keep swirling and the trolls continue to play Mooby like a fiddle. Keanu Thompson joins this morning for another full-on cope session where Aaron continues to gaslight Keanu about their own friendship. Watch one of the most awkward pairs in the world as they keep trying to "do a show." The numbers keep falling and the goals are not being hit over in Steel Toe town. Patrick wants Stuttering John to come by his house when he comes through Vegas. He will be waiting. And if John doesn't come, at least let his mom know that Patrick wants a slice of that old hair pie's goofy gash!
Aaron Imholte has already started panicking about his channel and the collapse in views now that Nobody Likes Onions is back from break. The views and the live number have Aaron shook, and of course he's lashing out with insane lies about Patrick to try to make himself feel better about his lack of audience retention skills. The warning signs for women are laid bare at the alter of Steel Toe. Listen while a town man walks you through what he thinks a healthy relationship is, one week after announcing his divorce is official. Will Aaron's habit of using women to further his own agendas stop at his own children, or is oldest daughter Charlotte Imholte destined to have her reputation smeared by her own father before she steps foot in to a high school. Let's explore Aaron's latest round of panic.
Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it's sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show - whether he's dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the "boys," we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once "kind-of-celebs" have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today?
Aaron Imholte has enjoyed a week of swimming in the deep with no natural predators, bragging about his live views and continuing to run his mouth to his own detriment. There will be a day of reckoning where all of the stories and insane pseudo-bragging that Aaron continues to do about his druggie wife April Anderson and his former leather daddy Nick Rekieta cause him some life strife. But he can't see the forest for the trees, and Aaron is hell-bent on controlling the narrative and trying to make sure everything is portrayed as another win for the Toe. Patrick is back to help settle the proverbial hash of this Minnesota mush mouth. And did we mention that the kids are involved now? This can't miss!
Patrick is finished cleaning up his life after Hackamania and wants to sit down and yell some more. His voice isn't gone enough. Come join in a Friday night hang with a lot of the people you may or may not have met at the event last weekend. Who was there? Who wasn't? Will Patrick be itching because of all th bedbugs? How much did Ray get paid? Did LL Cool Lee even find the Hilton? All the stories and gossip get laid bare on tonights edition of Nobody Likes Onions.
Patrick has lost his voice, and is dealing with curveball after curveball in Las Vegas for Hackamania. Missing performers, promised audio and video components are missing, and cameras start dying left and right. It's day two and things are going smoother, but Patrick is frazzled and he takes a brief break to rest on stage during his own podcast. Pat Dixon tells the crowd jokes they missed, Bryan Johnson of Tell 'Em Steve Dave fame joins Patrick to talk about Steel Toe and the latest insane drama with Nick Rekieta. Jason Bently comes up to talk about Kevin Brennan and his Hackamania experience. Tookie Aaron Imholte savs the show with a cloud of energy that fills the room.
We finish our watch of Aaron Imholte telling the most saucy Steel Toe sexy time stories with Nick Rekieta and his wife, along with his ex-wife and super-spun sidepiece April Imholte aka April Anderson. The Minnesota mind warp continues, as this morning the search warrant circumstances were made public, and Aaron is over the moon about being the center of attention once again. It seems the Steel Toe program and April's ambiguous role as the family's live-in caretaker are at the center of the arguments for intervention at the Rekieta household. Wont' some please think of the children? Steel Toe brings useless whiny cripple Johnny Crutches back on the show to add nothing as the Steel Toe show begins its steady decline back to the beg-cast we know it to be.
What a revealing weekend it has been on the Nick Rekieta and Aaron Imholte front. Everything this show has predicted has come true and so much more, and Aaron can't stop himself from trying to make his hacky morning comedy stream more popular by cashing in on the Nick Rekieta and Rekieta Law reputation. Come for another deep Steel Toe dive as these universes collide and we help un-muddy the waters for newcomers to the madness that is Steel Toe. Moody is here from New Zealand to expound on theories and offer advice that we all know Aaron Imholte will never take. New court documents, new takes, and so many clips to watch. Come join us!
Another BANGER week in the Dabbleverse as it collides in to the Rekietasphere once more! All of our wildest speculations are turning out to be true. It appears that April Imholte, with little money and only her lap wallet to offer, was being kept and turned out by BIG NICK ENERGY himself, Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law. Minnesota has never been so cold! Let's break down the bond hearing, the circumstances of the arrest, the "anonymous tipster" and so much more. PLUS - how wrong can MLC get things? Kevin Brennen embarrasses himself stream after stream with bad instincts, poor logic, and the most clueless boobs as sidekicks. Patrick breaks it all down on this very whatever episode of Nobody Likes Onions!
Aaron Imholte has found a way to make his show get half of the views it did a year ago - start trashing his wife and ex-partner April Anderson. Watch as the once-discreet radio man proceeds to spill all the dirt he can about his alleged druggie ex-wife and her proclivities for other men's skin rods in her hair holes. But those are just rumors. Watch as the most easily-fooled smooth brains fall at Aaron's feet, praising his recent honesty and renewed energy towards his program. People who cursed Aaron days ago are now becoming Toe Bros unironically, outing themselves as easily-distracted patrons of this podcasting cesspool. Why is everyone currently trying to bend reality to make Aaron a good guy? How can the display of basic parenting decisions make people forget about the core narcissist that is at the center of the human goo we call Aaron Imholte?
BREAKING: Nick Rekieta and April Imholte aka April Anderson have been arrested in Minnesota with narcotics and guns and children! Lives are on the line! It's an MLC for the ages! Hey Tio! MLC is good again! Kevin Brennan is in a spiral after his handler and tech boy Adam fled from the program a couple months ago. Dipping deeper and deeper into dementia daily, Kevin struggles to hit his own former numbers and is now being dominated by streamers like Tookie Soup, Tuesday's at 9pm ET on the BeDabbler network. Chad Zumock sits in a corner and bounces and yells while Mooby regales KB with tales of his once-adored wife, who has now become a footnote of a cohost and the butt of almost every joke on the current edition of Steel Toe. Watch as a man with nothing pretends to have it all, an old man with no knowledge or the situation at all fails to ask any good questions while diddling away on his phone, and a short Cleveland middle loses steam and decides halfway through the show that he's just happy to be here. Also, Melton sucks, right?
The fascinating story of a Minnesota wanna-be radio man who keeps torching his life over and over again marches forward. Watch as a weak man with an even weaker constitution continues to spew details about his crumbling life, from the wife he let become consumed by narcotics and be passed around like a finger trap for the pleasure of a friend. Watch as a man struggles for relevance and identity in a world he's not sure he belongs in. What is Aaron Imholte? Is he a hard-edged radio god that pulls no punches when it comes to dealing with hate? Is he a family man that does the right thing when faced with hard moral questions? Is he a single ladies man who can't be tamed? No. He's a lost man approaching forty who has yet to learn basic life lessons and find a personality that works for him.
Nick Rekeita is being accused of having some heavy involvement in the breakup and ruining of one April Anderson, formally April Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show. A dumb factory worker, abducted by a weak-minded selfish mad and forced to try to do something she had no business doing - radio. Did a steady supply of better bones and nose candy have anything to do with the ultimate downfall of Aaron Imholte? Did Ashley Larue demand that a drug-fueled April couldn't be around her children? And where did the VIP packages go? We may never know!
Good morning! It's Monday and that means we've got an entire new week of exciting single cope from Aaron Imholte. Watch as he carts in his favorite cripple to regale with stories that are sure to make April Anderson feel less-than, and will surely make his children cringe one day. Patrick has some announcements about Hackamania for those who can't make it out to Vegas next week. Plus Patrick finally find out what a Kevin Scampoli is, and he gets lots of warnings from listeners about what a whack-job the guy is. Patrick is not concerned with the mental illness of strongmen. Seems like a him problem.
Aaron Imholte has ruined April Anderson, the simple Minnesota farm girl he plucked from a factory while cheating on his pregnant wife. And now that April's prime years have been sucked away, and her innocence and self-esteem have been pummeled by the internet and her once-loving husband. Did drugs and copious amounts of dangerous unprotected sex with swingers cause April to run for the hills? Only time will tell, as Mooby lets his resentment fester and leak out through his narcissistic holes. The beginning of the end has been sweet so far, but Mooby's pride and narcissism are just ramping up and it won't be long until he starts trashing his former blonde princess.
It's Friday and it's been another banger of a week in the Steel Toe universe. Watching Aaron Imholte slowly come to terms with his life partner rejecting his savior-syndrome insanity. April Imholte is wandering the streets with a resume featuring nothing but some valve-painting experience and a giant gap of employment. Perhaps the rehab completion certificate will garner her some sympathy. Jesse PS is apparently very upset at Patrick and trying to inflict some kind of wrath by manufacturing some version of the truth that works for him. Mersh removes a show from Rumble after an embarrassing night of streaming and proclamations about designing some long-game masterplan to teach Aaron a lesson, when is reality it was nothing but an emotional response to Podawful clowning one of his main allies.
Somewhere in Minnesota, April Imholte is waking up from a bad dream. A bad dream that has lasted nearly four years, and cost her some of the best prime time she has on this earth. Aaron is dancing around celebrating his newfound single status as low-key as he can until the ink is dry on the divorce papers. What's next for Aaron and April? Patrick has some court documents that could help shed some light on the future, and we'd love your theories on the downfall of Minesota's most hated radio duo. Is April Anderson in rehab for drug addiction? Did Aaron Imholte sit idly by while another man ruined his attempt at a second family? What can we learn from all of this? Happy Friday, nerds!
The melting mountain meh-scape of Minnesota insulates Aaron Imholte and his untalented slag wife from facts and information, and it shows on the latest iterations of the Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron Imholte is throwing daily tantrums and cascades of cope about Patrick and the rest of his detractors now, obsessing over Melton and Hackamania and other stuff he wishes he could be involved in. Aaron feels lost without his woman and his mentor Mersh to guide his show. Watch as he continues to tell you how well he is doing, and how he's miles ahead of any perceived competition. Patrick received a message from a comedian that is very charged and threatening, and maybe we should look in to this internet tough man and draw some conclusions!
INT. BASEMENT - MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me - does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a shot across the crippled bow of Krunchman that lands with such precision that it shall be talked about henceforth! Behold as the second cohost in as many months runs from the broadcast in tears, only to return and do it again TWO MORE TIMES before Mooby waves the white flag, declares the internet a bunch of meanies, and loses another wrestling match with his conscious over which of his stupid friends to side with. One thing is becoming very clear - Mooby better learn to fly solo!
INT. BASEMENT - MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me - does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a shot across the crippled bow of Krunchman that lands with such precision that it shall be talked about henceforth! Behold as the second cohost in as many months runs from the broadcast in tears, only to return and do it again TWO MORE TIMES before Mooby waves the white flag, declares the internet a bunch of meanies, and loses another wrestling match with his conscious over which of his stupid friends to side with. One thing is becoming very clear - Mooby better learn to fly solo!
We'd be ignoring our civic duty if we didn't bring your daily dose of Aaron Imholte coping about his missing wife April Imholte, and losing his mind over his haters and the goal. How long will this guy continue to spaz out at the very people that support him and his insane fantasy to be behind a microphone for a living. Glitter and Lasers heads out on the water to see if she can float. What happens when a fat girl at sea can't fit in to the bathroom? I know a bunch of fish and sea turtles that don't want to find out. The chat determines what kind of fat is acceptable and we coin a new term, "normal fat." We take Training Tuesday back to where it started with a visit to America's most dangerous breakfast spot, Waffle House.
Another week and another round of half-hearted attempts at improving a crumbling program. Aaron Imholte is at a loss without his lady and he's winning so much, and his show is growing so well that he is changing things left and right. Patrick always says nothing is funnier than when a lolcow actually tries to do something, and last nights Members Only program from the Steel Toe whatever show minus April Imholte. Mersh has a new clipper that expertly captured a recent meltdown from the poor Florida streamer. Is Summer Sinclair trying to get fame or just a few dollars from her recent appearance in a couple of fake reality viral videos. Who makes this kind of crap content and how did they find Summer?
Join Patrick for a late night catch up show, where Patrick apologizes for his inconsistent schedule due to a lot of the logistical stuff going on with Hackamania. Is Bob Levy on the outs with the Shuli network? Is this just another work to fool Kevin Brennan in to showing his spiteful nature? Is BOB solo now or is he looking for new partners? Kevin Brennan gets another year older, but his cold sore is still under two months young. Aaron Imholte is definitely coping witha new single life, and fantasizes about teaming up with Patrick for shows and even absconding to Las Vegas to Hackamania. Will Mooby have the balls to show?
Patrick is recovering from a headache that could choke a donkey. That doesn't mean anything. Don't overthink it. Let's check out the latest version of MLC and try to figure out what this show has become. It's the last day of April and we need to make our nut. There's four squares left on the wall and daddy needs to hit the goal! Stuttering John and Kate Meaney are on a fantasy world where Patrick is about to get arrested for some imagined crime at any moment. John is wasted and has seems to have pink eye from wiping with his hands before snacking. We check out the imagined new jobs for April Imholte aka April Anderson now that she's out of the Steel Toe business.
Aaron Imholte can't stop declaring himself a winner over and over again. After a hard drive crash, a lack of backups, and little-to-no technical knowledge, the Minnesota luddite tries to get a show going with Keanu for almost forty-five minutes. We take a closer look at Aaron and April Imholte and their friendships with other streamers. There's a new Mersh clipper in town, and he's arrived at just ther right time. Things are not going well over at Captain Fatty's Kitten Castle, and he's taken to yelling at sponsors and his godfathers at Rumble about his treatment and his recent stress about paying taxes. For a winner, Mersh certainly is always in constant financial panic.
We are really doing it, and this is the truth. I have seen the mystery clouded by a greedy sleuth. We are in the trenches, the wildlings are on the mend. Come with me to NLO town, take my hand, good friend. Aaron Imholte convinces himself he isn't a bad guy, he might have lost his edge, and so much more nonsense.
Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it's sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show - whether he's dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the "boys," we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once "kind-of-celebs" have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today?
It's been weeks since we've checked in on Uncle Kevin Brennan, Neal Brenann's less successful brother and once-wannabe wacky physical comic. Kevin's podcast is entering a new phase. The self-production and lack of punctuality were already causing fans to become irritable, but how will the new crop of MLC clueless comics fare in the colosseum that is the MLC revolving door. Let's watch Kevin Brennan go over weeks-old clips and renew his anger while regurgitating stories to one of the most giggly, fake-laughing open mic-stresses that has slid across the NLO console in quite awhile. Come taunt this mans wife!
Patrick is back this morning to go over some of the last bits of information gathered surrounding the Steel Toe Morning Show demise, it's crumbling, and reflections about what this means for the future of this Minnesota couple. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips has left his house and, while waddling around, informs the public about some recent occurrences in his life, as well as how he's too smart to fall for free computer scams from haters who might be fans but are bad people. It's hard to decipher.
Come on, feel the noise! Girls rock those boys! Let's get wild wild wild! Come on down for a wrap up of the weekend to see wha'ts crackin' daddy-o!
A new theory has emerged in the April Anderson saga as we try to uncover what happend that led to the downfall of the marriage and on-air partnership at Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron marches on with his show, without a plan or the confidence to admit it's not going well. If there were a prize for constantly changing your panic to confidence and vice-versa, Aaron Imholte would win hands down. And where is April Imholte aka April Anderson from Litchfield? Is she running around town trying to get hired while rumors of drug abuse and sexual impropriety swirl? Or is she locked away in a facility, sucking down Suboxone like a used-up witch? The winds of Minnesota have not been kind to this simple and very racist couple. Why is Aaron running around town singing and dancing and flirting openly with other women? Does Kiki want to be in the middle of this tumultuous relationship?
