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NLO 1433: Johnny Go Brrrrr

You've been missed, children! Patrick is back from NYC, Scotland and Lake Tahoe and he has stories. So much has happened that we need to discuss! There's new comedy specials, from local friends and big stars. Patrick has heard a super-sad sprinkle of a rumor through Agent O reports about a beloved member of the Las Vegas comedy community. Patrick can't stop watching the creations of other Vegas comedians. Thai Rivera has appeared on an episode of Kill Tony, so he can't edit out his ticks! We watch a mentally ill local Vegas guy named Johnny Brim who, for some reason, thinks he's a savage comedian, but more closely resembles a lonely fat boy on a playground who's not sure who to mimic to fit in.

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NLO 1432: Soylent Green Comics

Patrick is off to NYC and Europe for a few weeks, so don't get your bunch in your panties about it. Patrick cannot get over the comedy groups in Las Vegas, and the clueless people who constantly post their insane creations for no discernible reasons. The Comedy Cube is tricking comedians left and right in to doing comedy in a warehouse in Los Angeles. Andrew Schulz is circling back to grift his dumb fans with his special for the second time, and they're lapping it up! Saudi Arabia is out of control and is vowing to build a whole city in a narrow mirrored glass strip in the desert. It looks like a disaster that can't possibly function before ground is broken.

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NLO 1431: Laugh After Dark EXPOSED!

Sorry for the clickbait title! Patrick talks about receiving an offer to do a comedy "special" for the fine folks at Laugh After Dark. His self-esteem is not at a peak, and he thinks the idea of doing a comedy special in this climate is crazy, as well as his complete inadequacy when it comes to quality and quantity of comedic talent. Rob, one of the producers of Laugh After Dark, joins the chat because apparently someone has tipped him off about the discussion. Patrick runs a bunch of insane requirements and ideas by Rob, who seems more amused by some than others. Two things are clear - there will be a standing ovation and there will be a performance by the UNLV drumlins.

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NLO 1430: My Niece in Florida

Patrick doesn't feel like doing a show, but you mean so much to him, he's gonna do it - probably. Patrick is frantically preparing travel plans to get on the road and do some shows this summer abroad. Thai Rivera may be done streaming his open mic, as he continues to send his baby birds, aka open mic mid-wits, to do his bidding online and beyond. Comics need to stop saying they kill all the time. Somehow Patrick gets lured in to discussing all the pressing hot topics of the day again, and we are mostly talking about the ending of the tiny ones. Patrick invents a new character, Neil DeGrasses Diceman. Patrick learns he doesn't even know what he's wrong about.

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NLO 1429: Next Eek Tonight

Patrick may have an emergency on his hand, but he isn't sure there is anyone to call about it. A man has been sleeping in a car outside Patrick's house for almost six hours, completely passed out in the driver's seat with the vehicle running. Is it a stalker? A fan? Just a completely random nut looking to get away from his nagging wife? Butch Bradley is making social media posts for free hair gel. Patrick talks about heading over to Edinburgh in August. Patrick tries to rap again, but Moody in the chat curses his ability to steer clear of homosexual themes. We explore Josh Denny's relationship with Gavin McInnes and the Censored.tv crew. They've announced some live shows, including one in Las Vegas.

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BONUS: THEFT On The Vegas Comedy Scene!?

Come along and ride on my fantastic voyage! Make money for you and your family from the comfort of your own basement! Operators are standing by to take your livelihood! Call from a landline for best results! No dogs allowed! Our old crippled comic friend Thai Rivera has dropped a new video claiming his old partner and friend AJ Rivera has been stealing money from him. With no friends, no money, and no prospects, where will Thai go next? The latest edition of the Ocha Bar Open Mic melts down in to complete dysfunction live before our eyes. Thai harasses and performs what seems to be light inappropriate behavior on a first-time young comedian.

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Patrick and a cast of kangaroo pals explore the Australian outback together in an old jeep. Trouble is right around the corner when the gang encounters a dingo in the bush! Patrick enjoys a chill Thursday watching some of the best of Las Vegas doing their thing. We check in with the Ocha Bar open mic, but it's not going great. The "feature" comic can't stop pacing all over the room and screaming. The internet saves us all and cuts out several times. Patrick tries to learn how to talk to legit Mexicans. We check in on the state of modern Zoom comedy and try to figure out what the attraction is. Patrick does a lot of impressions that probably aren't very woke and may end up getting him cancelled.

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NLO 1428: Deviled Eggs & Sour Ginger

It's Sunday Funday, and who knows what that could mean for the merry band of onions! Patrick tries to have an intervention with Big Irish Jay regarding the merchandise he sells after show. Jay thinks it's cool to recycle an old Coke logo, but Patrick disagrees. Then again, Jay is still a working comedian, so what does Patrick know. Patrick talks about food in the 1970's, including deviled eggs and why people loved them. Eggs and mayo not your thing? Maybe you'd like the cool relief of some ambrosia salad - apples, nuts, cool whip and coconut! Can't you feel it all getting stuck in your teeth as we speak? We find out just how many beans Patrick can name while he discusses his poor childhood.

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NLO 1427: Denial Double Down

There's so many updates from so many creeps! Thai is spinning out of control. His YouTube is suspicious and Patrick can't figure out exactly what's going down. Thai threatens to do a tell-all about AJ Rivera and his most recently terminated friendship. A new comedy contest scam has Las Vegas comedians excited about the prospect of winning something meaningless. Josh Denny is on a real grown-up big-boy tour! Josh texted Patrick telling him that he's got it all wrong, and maybe he was right! We revisit some of Josh's biggest successes. Trouble in Vegas has been quietly posting L's for months. Angie Krum is deeper than we ever knew. AOC is a super-emotionally reactive nut.

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BONUS – Oodles of Noodles!

Something about a pecan-topping on an ice cream cake or something. Probably don't watch, I'd say. Jkjk this is a bonus show from one of our Sunday Funday shows, usually an OVERDOSE exclusive. Patrick is full from eating at a Taiwanese restaurant, and he's got soy sauce and noodles spilling out of his pores. There is no plan, so this show ends up being a meandering journey through the forest of YouTube fun nuggets. We watch a cooking video from Michael Ray Bower to try to get back in to a healthy frame of mind. Stay tuned for a bonus recipe featuring salmonella. We check out Twitch for the first time in forever, and the freaks over there are more niche than ever.

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NLO 1426: Krumplaint Department

It's Sunday and that means it's time to gather around a campfire and roast the toes of our rivals over the flames of our most deep desires. Patrick hears multiple reports about Angie Krum and how she can't stop talking about Patrick to people around town. Patrick doubles down on his position on Angie, and asks if she'd like to clarify anything. Patrick talks about attending Wiseguys open mic last week, where Thai Rivera may or may not have been making eyes at Patrick across the room. We take a look at comedian Danny Bevins on Facebook for a glimpse at a grown man who is unraveling publicly with every passing day. Unfortunately, this sickness is spreading. Learn how to process your emotions

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NLO 1425: Somebody Bosharted

Patrick and a group of select elders from the village gather around a campfire fueled by bricks of their own excrement to discuss the daily buzz! You're not going to want to miss this week's interview with the creator of the graham cracker! Patrick talks about his recent experience having an anxiety attack while a man came to change the battery in a smoke detector. We try to talk about the most contentious issues of the day in a monetization-friendly way. Patrick wants you to mostly not let everything that happens in the world be so devastating to your existence. Male feminists are cringe af. Tonight we revisit alleged purse thief and wannabe-comedian Gretchyn Boshart. Press kit, arrest records and more!

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NLO 1424: Gestalt and Batteries

Join Patrick and a cast of animated characters as they sing all the songs you know and love from the Harry Potter movies back to back! Jkjk welcome to the only podcast that can't stop talking about mundane everyday things like who makes these smoke detectors and what's the deal with batteries? Patrick annoys Big Irish Jay and the rest of the live audience by edging them constantly. Angie Krum is mad at Patrick but this is all just a big misunderstanding. We check in on Ocha Thai open mic, but it's just unwatchable for so many reasons. Thai Rivera has issued a complete cope piece about Patrick and his interview with Dee Lila regarding his recent alleged assault. Thai doesn't have one bad thing to say about Patrick!

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BONUS SHOW: Dee Lila Interview

Patrick is pleased to bring you one of the most wild and eventful group viewings in quite awhile. I hope you've all brought your bucket of crackered jack and caramelized corns. This Tuesday prior, Thai Rivera was at an open mic at Wiseguys Comedy Club in Las Vegas, one of his favorite klerbs, and honestly, one of the few he is still allowed to step foot in. After completely melting down on stage with a tirade of predictable slop directed at a peer comedian, Dee Lila, he was made to leave the stage in a fit of emotional panic. After this incident, Thai made the decision to put his hands on someone. Patrick talks to to comedian Dee Lila to get the real story, and find the truth about her claim that Thai yanked her venue, the Ocha Bar, from her well-manicured claws.

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NLO 1423: Breaking Brad

It's been a rough week. Patrick is super broke now, so please send in your offers of tribute. The Tesla was repossessed and Brad has been been through a terrible ordeal while away at training camp. She's home to tell the tale, and the pictures will sicken you. While doing what he thought was best for his sweet dog, injuries on each and every one of her paws forced her to have to leave for a vet inspection, and the results are awful. People are getting more and more dug-in and stupid. Thai Rivera wants $5000 to perform on a show with Patrick, once again cementing his intense fear of competition and exposure. Patrick would love to do something to benefit a charity, but Thai needs more money for table tops.

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NLO 1421: A Salt Waffle

It's been a crazy week, but things could be worse! Join Patrick in discussing all the hot news and topics of the day in a fun new way! You'll never believe how broken everyone is, and there are plenty of receipts to go around. Did Patrick make the most extravagant purchase of his life? Ask his new Tesla, baby! Patrick describes some recent difficulty with paint matching. DL Hughley and Mo' Nique are fighting about who the headliner was at a show nobody cares about in Detroit. Denny does eBay, and you'll never guess how much a pair of jeans with some guac cost in his silly broken brain. Did Josh Denny steal a tweet from Patrick? Mike Boudet has really let himself go. Nick Starr is old and want to move to Cancun.

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Sunday Funday – May 15, 2022

Patrick returns after hunting for sharks in the Andes and he has souvenirs for all the children, and receipts and health tips for the elderly. Patrick talks about his recent activities in the Las Vegas comedy community. We listen to Thai Rivera and wonder how a man can be so delusional and project as much as this comedy zero. We watch him show off another video of a show that is super empty, cringe and embarrassing. It's worse than can be described. Patrick talks more about Butch Bradley and his "issues." This s a wholesome family show about how to cope with your worldly desires while balancing your relationship with the almighty. Enjoy!

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Sunday Funday – May 22, 2022

Patrick's got tech problems leaking out his holes, but he's still here for you baby. Patrick was supposed to be doing a show tonight but it got cancelled due to lack of audience. Most of this show is just endless meandering conversation, with no real point or lesson, but that should be no surprise to long-time fans of the show. Rumors from Agent O about Thai's living situation. We revisit Alex "Kool Aid" Ansel's hit song, "Squeezed." We take a small detour down NLO memory lane, looking for old clips and songs from show days gone by,. More unseen footage from Thai's Comedy Dojo, the most disastrous open mic in Las Vegas. Thai continues perpetuating the lie of running a productive and nurturing scene.

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NLO 1420: QR Anon

A special live gathering where we will be having some beverages and giving away Jetskis! Patrick is feeling very philanthropic and will be giving away things through QR codes all show long, so get in on the fun! Kenan is cancelled! The stock market is tanking and Patrick isn't happy about it. This will have a significant impact on any future car shopping deals. Learn why NFT's and garbage coins are a scam, and how the creators make money. In another iteration of The Tweets I Seen, someone tries to sell Patrick weed, and of course the latest nonsense from Thai. Leaked footage from Agent O shows what really happens at Ocha Bar during open mics.

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NLO 1418: Ass Me Anything

Patrick is back after embarrassing himself last show with excessive drink. That won't be happening this time. Patrick is still trying to get an Xbox, so somebody please get on that. Kenan Thompson is a bad person and is running a scam for the ages. Patrick has done some research and has uncovered one of the biggest comedy grifts going, perpetuated by a Saturday Night Live all-star and a real estate agent. It's worse than it looks! Nick Starr-Street is in the chat room and wants to call in but Patrick knows the rule about inviting vampires in. Wait until you seen The Tweets I Seen! Josh Denny is up to his old shape-shifting ways. Thai Rivera has tweets that make no sense, border on racism, and constantly miss the

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NLO 1416: Whine Country

Patrick is back from a wedding in California and has some stories. Shooby's wedding was fun, even if it was a long one and Patrick had to rent a tux. Tuxes are magical at making fat people look important. Of course there's also some complaints. Avelo airlines is a little nuts and their planes may be falling apart. ACE rental cars is ripping people off and the employees aren't quite sure if you need insurance. Artisan coffee shops need to get it together if they're going to walk around like their beans don't stink. The Santa Rosa airport is more tiny than you can imagine. Elon Musk has purchased Twitter, nothing has changed, and yet weak-minded dopes everywhere are losing their minds.

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NLO 1415: Smoke Show

It's 4/20 bro, so toke up and stuff and feel the burn and stuff! Weed, right! There's a brisket on the smoker and Patrick has to keep an eye on it during the show. If you've ever wanted to know how to smoke a brisket right, this show has everything you need to know. The world has had enough of your self-esteem and it has to stop. Patrick is heading to wine country for the weekend to attend the wedding of Shooby. There will be news, and no lettuce on the floor. Patrick shows his ignorance of YouTube personalities while roasting Ethan Klein, a lost boy with a show that sponsors and fans are turning on fast. Andy Dick is acting erratic and may be in serious danger.

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BONUS SHOW – TommyNC2010 Calls In!

BONUS SHOW! Patrick fires up the stream to hang with the common people, and see what there is to catch up on in the world of freaks and Greeks! Patrick is surprised that Keith and the Girl are still trying to get people to watch their YouTube channel, despite putting absolutely no effort in to production value or quality of content. We get a surprise call from TommyNC2010, one of the premier YouTube personalities in the world - just ask Daniel Tosh. We wrap up trying to get through another clusterfork of a show put out by Thai Rivera, but who has the time? LIKE THIS? Bonus shows like this and much more are typically available to Overdose Members only.

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NLO 1414: Return of the Rick’s

Patrick has been going back and forth with a dentist all week to get his teeth right. It's a cautionary tale to those of you who may still have time to save your chompers. Rick's returns to sponsoring the show, and considerable time is spent with the chat discussing his latest innovations. Patrick wants advice on how to hang out with kids in his neighborhood without looking like a real creep. Some chat members creep Patrick out with references to really old show bits. Next week Patrick is flying to California for Shooby's wedding. One of the comedians Patrick warned you was a bad person was allegedly caught stealing on video at an open mic. Butch Bradley did an interview and left out a big part of his life.

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NLO 1413: Go To Your Room

but Patrick will stumble through a show with a painful temporary crown just to bring you the hot tea. Thai Rivera is texting friends frantically, trying to find a place to live for the second time in just a few months. Will he ever claw his way back from comedy obscurity and the dankest open mics around to be a force of laughter ever again? Let's check out the motel Thai is considering making his new home. The Academy Awards was exciting. No one watched but we all saw the clips. Patrick will break down the Will Smith slap like none of your regular shows does. Patrick has beef with a company that sent him some beef.

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NLO 1412: Doggy Door Drunk

Patrick is back after weeks of not doing shows, and while he was a little under the weather, he isn't going to use that as an excuse. The truth is, sometimes a man has to step away from the digital and get in touch with the material world. And sometimes a man has to cut a hole in his house to put in a doggy door. And sometimes a man has to blab in to a microphone while drinking scotch. On this show, Patrick catches listeners up on what he's been up to as well as answers questions about tough accusations from other comedians. We talk about Roy Johnson, old friend and co-host of the show, and how he's completely lost it when it comes to joking around.

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NLO 1411: Crossing David

Patrick is back after a week of lethargy and food-borne illness. Vomiting on your dog can be therapeutic, if anyone is asking. David Cross is mad at Patrick about a tweet, and it did not go well. Patrick tries to explain this giant misunderstanding, but who knew David was so sensitive? This Why is everyone so obsessed with lying to themselves? We talk about comedy specials and why yours probably isn't great. Did Aakash Singh blow his comedy load too early? Thai Rivera is serving ice cream and performing in dark desert tents, and is trying to gaslight the world in to believing both of those thing equal success. If you're hate watching, it's fine, just know that Patrick will win you over.

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NLO 1410: Recalibrating Rogan

Let's have a SUNDAY FUNDAY! Patrick is triggered, but so is the rest of the internet. Let's have some sips of weeds, smoke some fizzy lifting drinks, and get in to it. How fast will Patrick become fatigued by his clear case of long crow-vid? Will the chat troll him to the point of cutting? Can he navigate ideas and thoughts, pointing out hypocrisy, while not losing any friends? Will he talk shit about a comedian you know? All these questions and more will be answered in this meandering Sunday stroll through Trigger Town! Stop worshipping Joe Rogan, stop worrying about Miss Information. We check in on our pal Moody, who is trying to single-handedly take down Elon Musk. Conflict of interest? You decide!

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NLO 1409: R3C0V3RY+

Patrick has been to the edge of 0MiCR0N and returned to tell the tale! He can't breathe - go easy on him! There's an awful rumor about Patrick going around. Patrick admits he may have been wrong about Twitter, but warns simple-minded addicts. What is Josh Denny doing? Dipping our toes once again in to a man that doesn't understand the fine line between being based and being brain broke. Patrick had new artificial turf put in his back yard, and it matches the drapes. There's a new breed of no-thinkers on the internet that Patrick is dubbing AggroDems. It's basically angry SJW's that do nothing but work out and have super-intolerant hot takes. Strap in for the not-so-serious debate!

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NLO 1408: Trolls and Tables

Happy 2022! Alex "Kool Aid" Ansel is in studio. Betty White didn't make it, but we all did. We have a new character in the chat named Concerned Troll, but he doesn't seem to be able to communicate effectively when doling out criticism. Patton Oswalt is a disgraceful worm, and the amount of fake diplomacy he demonstrated is disgustingly insincere. Patrick has a new fascination with Kevin Brennan after a recent weekend working with comedian Chad Zumock. There's a big misunderstanding about conventions and tables. Patrick isn't in to Dune, Spider Man, or the Matrix - is he officially old? Kool Aid has grown out of watching wrestling. Thai Rivera recently stunk it up and a New Year's Eve show. Kool Aid walks us through memories of the Burger King BK Kid's Club.

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NLO 1407: Clawee

It's the week before Christmas, but as an adult, how much should you care? Do you have kids? Do you have them go to a mall and sit on Santa's lap? Seems like some sick, weird stuff. You better not have raped. Patrick has been force-feeding his dog CBD after her laparoscopic spay surgery. People who feel too strongly one way or another about mask mandates are mentally ill. Speaking of mentally ill, Patrick is worried about society not really caring about facts or accurate historical understanding. Tesla is sold out of cars until 2023 and Patrick thinks he should just yeet and order one with the hopes he will be able to afford it by then. Thai Rivera has moved into a room and doesn't seem happy about it. Patrick is going through a very traumatizing divorce.

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NLO 1406: All Dogs Have Dreams

Patrick didn't want this show to be like this, but sometimes you can't control the direction of a circus. Patrick reveals a recent issue he's been having in bed. No, not like that. But it involves pillows, intruders, sleep paralysis, and questions of time and space. It's even having an influence on Patrick's dog's sleep habits, and we need answers. Thai Rivera left his apartment because it was too expensive, and had the cops called on him for being abusive and belligerent. Rumor has it that he's sleeping in his car with Bijou while driving between here and Reno to service his new boyfriend/victim. Josh Denny is more emotional and angry than we could have ever known, and he lets it slip in a recent video therapy session. Juul wants to draw Patrick's blood for money.

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NLO 1405: Goodluck N

Patrick is completing his transition, and not one of the fun ones where you end up with a shiny new reproductive organ. He's completing his transition in to a childless father. A dad in spirit, if you will. This week, Patrick went shopping for patio furniture and also bought a freezer for the garage. This is peak dad behavior. Patrick is offended at Big Irish Jay's phone etiquette after refusing to gossip about a friend. Thai Rivera is in a relationship, so star the countdown to explosive and manic behavior when it all unravels this spring. The news is frustrated when black people commit crimes, and they have to try to report around it. Patrick fell in to the trap of unintended racism this week when having some furniture delivered. Christian Finnegan joins the show to talk about his new comedy special.

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NLO 1404: A Wristed Development

Patrick has been taking the week before his birthday to relax and float about in his newly installed swim spa. The bubbly warm waters flowing over a boy's parts is rejuvenating to no end. Ask someone about it. It's the fountain of youth for a senior citizen such as Patrick. We start the show by noting the fragility of life and taking a moment to remember another fallen comedian this week. Does anyone know what to do with a broken or busted wrist? Is there a wrist doctor or some sort of hand specialty place you can go to? Patrick wants to smoke a brisket for Thanksgiving, but thinks he needs a turkey as a backup. Also what are the must-have Thanksgiving sides right now? Josh Denny does an interview where his memory is broken.

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NLO 1403: Spa Sabotage

Patrick is back from the road, has stories about it, and has some new steam to vent about his recent white people problem. Patrick recounts his drive from Oklahoma back to Las Vegas, powered by a combination of sheer will and prescription medication. Patrick has been waiting for the day his glorious swim spa would arrive for over 9 months now. After several delays from the factory, the sales people, the electrical permitting, and the HOA, it's finally arrived. But nothing goes smoothly when you're dealing with contractors, and Patrick's march towards swimming freedom has been no different. It's a tale of miscommunication, mistrust, dead moms and dead cats, incompetence and ultimately theft. You won't want to miss this midnight hang. Call your mom. Tell her my mom said it was ok.

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NLO 1402: Checking Chad

Patrick is on the road, and that means less frequent podcasts, slower uploads, and disgruntled listeners everywhere. It's ok, kids. You'll be fine. More shows are on the way. On this episode, Patrick sits down with comedian Chad Zumock to talk about their week working in Tulsa, Oklahoma, as well as various topics in the world, from the ongoing nightmare of the pandemic to Brian Laundrie and his insane caper to escape the authorities. Chad is also in the middle of a feud with his fellow podcast host an friend Kevin Brennan revolving around Chad's friendship with comedian Dave Landau. Kevin doesn't like Dave and he apparently thinks that Chad shouldn't be friends with him either.

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NLO 1401: Boobies & The Blowfish

Patrick wants you to subscribe and follow his standup YouTube channel for a project he will be doing all October long, writing new bits and uploading successes and failures along the way. Patrick talks about some recent outings, which leads to a discussion of Eddie Ifft, Chad Zumock, and Graham Elwood. Patrick recounts his experience with Graham Elwood years ago, and we watch the awful music video he made. Josh Denny has been making the rounds as a new right-wing nut, and he's against abortions now. We find an old show where Josh talks about convincing a maid he knocked up to kill that baby, and check out his newest show, Next Week Tonight. There's also some rumors going around about the recent fentanyl oopsie involving the death of three comics.

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NLO 1400: Hilton, Horns & Honey Boy

Patrick is back after struggling to get the studio PC up and running for four days. He is in a surly mood after having his beard lopped off with no warning. Things didn't get much better with his accommodation in NYC, where the hotel had leaks, no television or housekeeping service, and so many. ore gruesome issues. He is now banned from that Hilton property after yelling at one of the concierge trolls. There's blood all over the house, but it's dog blood. Don't worry, it's the good kind. Patrick made a dry run at smoking a brisket, and can't stop eating crap. Texas is a hypocritical basket of barbecue. All this and more comedy drama in the Las Vegas scene!

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NLO 1398: Eat the Homeless

Patrick is back from NYC and he's seen enough of your world to know he doesn't want to be in it. Somehow this show dips it's toes in to the icy waters of politics and doomsday again. with even more yelling and intolerance by grandpa Melton. Patrick thinks the answer is much simpler than you think - you might just be stupid. Twitter wars are back and more fun than ever! Patrick has some interesting ideas for disposing of homeless people. Vegas comedy thirst traps revealed. Thai Rivera is making even more enemies in the world of comedy. Sexual assault is bubbling up in the Las Vegas comedy scene again, with our friend Kool-Aid taking some heat, as well as comedian Diaz Mackie facing some tough new allegations with wrinkled old receipts.

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NLO Classic: Heavy Dooty (Show 764)

CHRIS FAIRBANKS is here and he’s giving us the low-down on whether Ellen seems like a nice person or not, and also offering up theories on how weird porno works. BRIAN KING is also in the studio, and we talk about the Oscars and tweeting, watch the most annoying baby commercial ever, and check in on 90’s sensation Scatman John to see what his career was made of. A fan, Daniel, sits in and brings Patrick a gift. Chris talks about one of his first experiences in L.A., and how he almost died getting involved in others’ business. Patrick has a new plan on how to get everything you have for free. It’s super difficult to find a phone number for Jim Carrey, we look back on Dennis the Menace to see what was so funny about the past, and Patrick tries to get people to use a catch phrase that he can’t exactly remember.

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NLO 1397: For The Greater Good

Patrick can't seem to get it together. He's got things to rant about. He has opinions on things from an old friend's newest podcast to some racist job ads he saw recently. He wants to brag about things like learning how to make onion rings from Bobby Flay and getting his swim spa early. Everything devolves quickly into an argument about personal freedoms and vaccine mandates by government and businesses. And of course, the DRAMA. The Las Vegas comedy scene is bananas right now. We have a flamboyant delusional never-was who thinks he just filmed a "special", a cleaned-up club promoter named "Trouble" who's trying to fight everyone for some reason, another comedian who got hit in the face this weekend, exclusive access to a pilot Thai Rivera tried to write a few years back, and so much more!

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NLO 1396: Pellet Girl

Patrick wants to have a late night chat with you, the fans. It's time to get away from all the hustle and bustle of the comedy drama and focus on the things that matter in life - dad living. Patrick talks about his recent acquisition of a pellet grill, to the dismay of "real bbq guys" everywhere. Patrick doesn't care what you're Busch Light-drinking-ass thinks or how if you "ain't using wood, you ain't cookin' good." Rhymes are for idiots and snake bite victims. Patrick talks about an ad for a music video that doesn't make sense at all. We take a call from Mike Boudet from the Sword and Scale podcast to discuss whatever the issue with Ian Bagg is. We learn that women complain the most, Adam Corolla is getting a secret divorce, and so much more!

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NLO 1395: Unwell, Unwell, Unwell

s Vegas is heating up, and the smoking embers of bridges here in the comedy scene can be observed from miles around. Nobodies are starting new drama, bored weirdos are making big accusations, and the rat king himself, Cry-Me-A-Rivera (aka Thai Rivera, aka Balentin De Anda, aka Candy-Ass Daddy, aka ET Torso, aka Mumblestiltskin), is beginning to find himself VERY unwelcome at more and more places in a city that is ever growing wary of his shirtless photos and awkward toothy grin, coupled with the not-quite-right eyes of a poorly-constructed children's doll. Rumors, inside Information, and scandals afoot! We hear rumors of his next move, plans of a comedy special, and more! Find out who ASSAULTED the best LGBTQ+ comedian in the WORLD!

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NLO 1394: Gossip Brunch

Patrick sits down on a Sunday to have a little hang with you, the loyal listener. Patrick gabs with the chat a bit, as there's quite a bit going on that's grinding his gears. Patrick is sipping on Starbucks coffee, which he had delivered. He's aware that this is the epitome of white girl privilege, but that's how he rolls. Brad is sick, and has cost a fortune in emergency vet bills. Her digestion isn't running smoothly, and Patrick is worried about his white tiles and grout standing up to doggie brownie batter. Patrick is thinking about possibly attacking his swim spa salesman, who has misled and pressured him with sleazy sales tactics and is now saying it will be 9 more months before Patrick will be swimming. And of course, there's more Thai Rivera updates than you could possibly want. We are tired of this little garbage fire, too.

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NLO 1393: Fat Pat NLO Sucks

Alex Ansel joins Patrick in the studio to talk about everything from gaming to feuds in the Las Vegas comedy community. The show starts out with a real downer note. Patrick wants to be transparent with the feedback he receives about the show, and in that spirit he reads a very mean-spirited email he received recently. It's a real wakeup call for the host. Alex brought his Playstation 5 over to enjoy some gaming activities on Patrick's new massive TV. Patrick still doesn't understand gaming, but he likes to watch and study people who do. Patrick sings songs to his dog in baby talk to the tune of the theme song from The Little Prince. We get in to the recent drama regarding Thai Rivera attempting to copyright strike our YouTube channel and explain why he doesn't have a prayer in court.

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Watching the Throne (Part 1 of 3)

A comedic review of the latest KING of comedy in Las Vegas. This one is a great tale from the C, and so many people helped provide insight in to the story being woven for your absolute amusement and horror. Bring your popcorn and something sharp to slisp your wrisps. This one will be a long one, so get a babysitter and tell the wife you'll be out late with the misses. What? Pssssh. You don't make any sense. In Part 1 we review the lead up to this guaranteed nightmare, and watch in horror as it unfolds before our very eyes for a detailed and thorough breakdown of a man's breakdown. Enjoy! This show was originally live streamed on June 17, 2021.

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NLO 1392: No More Mr. Nice Thai

Thai Rivera issues a copyright strike on Nobody Likes Onions, and Patrick has been itching to share the latest regarding Thai's super-unbothered attempt to crush free speech. Patrick outlines his planned response to Thai, in as much detail as he's permitted. This copyright contest can get very ugly very quickly, and Patrick doesn't plan to play softball with one of Vegas's most notorious softbois. With legal troubles brewing that could have far-reaching unintended consequences in Thai's world, and Patrick showing no signs of backing off, what will become of Thai's new residency? The chat seems to be collectively smacking their heads at Thai's latest move, and Patrick is asked to give Thai some serious advice as an objective onlooker.

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NLO 1391: Going Down In Smoke

Thai Rivera is smoking or snorting more of whatever he smokes or snorts than usual. In this show, Patrick details this insane man's plan to take Las Vegas by storm with a residency show that promises to be a complete clusterfuck. Void of planning, talent, capabilities, contacts, technical prowess, marketing money or common sense, Thai is forging forward at the expense of a newer local comic named Ralph Tutela. Patrick predicts how this debacle will play out. We then move on to cover Derek Savage's 2021 edition of the 420 Awards, with less production value and a sadder presence than ever before. Aside from the usual pointless fumbling through handing out awards to people that are not present, this year Derek has convinced some local Vegas comedians to come in and do some of the presenting.

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NLO 1390: Pawn Protocol

Chef is back to check on the show he helped grow so many years ago, and his curmudgeonly attitude is still oozing from his pores. Patrick and Chef walk down podcast memory lane a little, and discuss why Patrick is still doing this. Chef is in the babyproofing business and Patrick wants some tips for his dog. Patrick is still losing at poker all these years later. Chef's Florida neighbor is squirreling away money from his wife. Patrick is confused by whatever bone induction headphones are and why they need to be worn all day. The guys muse about the convenience of having a podcast stenographer. Patrick shares with Chef the origins of Rick's and how Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars has let his fame go to his head. Patrick argues with Chef about the true meaning of being a father, and Chef shares a new service he's been using.

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NLO 1389: Comedy Whistleblowers (Part 1)

Patrick is back to go over some of the stories he meant to cover in the previous show. Crazy Joe derailed the programming a bit, so today you get leftovers. Patrick is happy to be out in society without a mask, but is super sus about the way we were all told about it. Rachel Maddow is having some issue processing things. Sarah Silverman can't seem to understand that, in general, men are stronger than women. Patrick breaks down the recent events involving the "cancelling" of Tony Hinchcliffe by a virtue signaling opportunity-seeking nobody comic in Austin. AirBNB is trying to get you to think they are cool by setting up overnight stays in Popeyes chicken restaurants and the last Blockbuster video store in Bend, Oregon.