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April 23, 2024: Kevin Brennan BROKEN & SPIRALING! Old Man Pays GIGGLY GIRL To Cosign BREAKDOWN!

It's been weeks since we've checked in on Uncle Kevin Brennan, Neal Brenann's less successful brother and once-wannabe wacky physical comic. Kevin's podcast is entering a new phase. The self-production and lack of punctuality were already causing fans to become irritable, but how will the new crop of MLC clueless comics fare in the colosseum that is the MLC revolving door. Let's watch Kevin Brennan go over weeks-old clips and renew his anger while regurgitating stories to one of the most giggly, fake-laughing open mic-stresses that has slid across the NLO console in quite awhile. Come taunt this mans wife!

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April 22, 2024: SHATTERING STEEL TOE! DonkeyLips Won’t Fall For Scams! We Got A NEW GUY?

Patrick is back this morning to go over some of the last bits of information gathered surrounding the Steel Toe Morning Show demise, it's crumbling, and reflections about what this means for the future of this Minnesota couple. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips has left his house and, while waddling around, informs the public about some recent occurrences in his life, as well as how he's too smart to fall for free computer scams from haters who might be fans but are bad people. It's hard to decipher.

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April 19, 2024: The Big FRIDAY Program!

Come on, feel the noise! Girls rock those boys! Let's get wild wild wild! Come on down for a wrap up of the weekend to see wha'ts crackin' daddy-o!

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April 18, 2024: Did APRIL IMHOLTE CHEAT On Aaron Imholte? The NEW GIRL Of STEEL TOE!

A new theory has emerged in the April Anderson saga as we try to uncover what happend that led to the downfall of the marriage and on-air partnership at Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron marches on with his show, without a plan or the confidence to admit it's not going well. If there were a prize for constantly changing your panic to confidence and vice-versa, Aaron Imholte would win hands down. And where is April Imholte aka April Anderson from Litchfield? Is she running around town trying to get hired while rumors of drug abuse and sexual impropriety swirl? Or is she locked away in a facility, sucking down Suboxone like a used-up witch? The winds of Minnesota have not been kind to this simple and very racist couple. Why is Aaron running around town singing and dancing and flirting openly with other women? Does Kiki want to be in the middle of this tumultuous relationship?

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April 17, 2024: APRIL IMHOLTE’S SECRET JOURNAL! Songs of Sadness! It’s WORSE Than We Ever Knew!

Patrick is fresh off a full day of productivity and chair shopping, and the butts at Hackamania are going to appreciate the dedication to comfort and quality. Some of our discord dorks have uncovered a playlist made by April Imholte Anderson, and four days ago she was updating it with new songs like Someone Like You by Adele. Watch and Moody calls in to walk us through a sonic journey of sadness, chronicling the events and feelings that led up to April leading the show, and we see if her choice of songs, and the metadata around her playlist, can help us decipher her plans for the future. Spoiler alert - it's not looking good for this Minnesota mis-matched couple.

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April 16, 2024: Looking In On The LADIES! Steel Toe Aaron Imholte Has Learned NOTHING!

There's definitely some Aaron Imholte and Steel Toe Morning Show news to cover this morning, but we've also got to check in with some of our favorite ladies of the Onionverse and see what they're "creating." Summer Sinclair has some new old standup to show off, and you won't believe her latest karaoke banger. Angie Krum filmed a bunch of podcasts six months ago but refuses to put them out for public consumption. Where is this haircutting podcast and why can't we watch it? Aaron is back to his old ways just hours after proclaiming he is a narcissist and needs to work on himself. The humility didn't last long, and Mooby is back to his old bragging and cope as he wakes up today to find himself suspended from YouTube yet again!

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April 15, 2024: LESS HOLE, SAME GOAL! April Imholte Anderson NEEDS A JOB With NO DRUG TEST!

The dream comes crashing down just as fast as it began. In an unceremonious and barely-watched Members Only stream on Sunday night, Aaron admits that April will not be returning to the Steel Toe Morning Show, and she may be interested in rejoining the job force, if she can keep her alleged meth habit in check long enough to fill out an application and sniff her way through an interview. What will April do now that her legendary broadcast career has come to an end? Why is Moody rolling with it like this is the plan all along? Is Aaron Imholte actually undergoing some sort of self-reflection that will result in him being less of a narcissist? Will that change be enough to hold on to his failing marriage and April Anderson's ruined radio career.

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April 11, 2024: FARM GIRL FAIL! Filthy Factory F*cktoy GIVES UP! Will It Be MOOBY or MAMA?

It seems like the STEEL TOE MORNING SHOW gravy train of LOLs will not cease! Aaron Imholte kicks off his day with another "two scoops" of cope. It must be getting tough to roll out of bed with bruised ribs and a bruised ego, and let's not even talk about the sore o-ring. Let's watch as Mooby already tries to force April Imholte aka April Anderson aka Mama's Little Woods Angel back on to the show to open a package. Wielding a sippy cup around for no reason, and clinging to it like a blanket, let's watch as Aaron Imholte tries to decide whether today is a good day or a bad day for the ol' Steel Toe.

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April 10, 2024: Is APRIL QUITTING For Good? The PREP Begins! Mooby Copes With BEING ALONE!

It's Wednesday and Patrick isn't supposed to be here, but today's Steel Toe Morning Show is simply too good to ignore. Aaron seems to be coming to terms with something the keen-eyed fans have speculated for awhile - April may never come back to the show. He seems to be laying the groundwork for a big pivot in the show, dreaming about big changes, studio redesigns and new cohosts to bring in a fresh energy. In Mooby's mind, it's only a matter of time before April Imholte aka April Anderson moves back to mama's permanently and leaves Aaron holding his limp broadcast stick all alone in the basement.

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April 9, 2024: The NOBODY LIKES ONIONS Program!

Patrick is feeling loose and has some emails he wants to get knocked out of the way on the show. The Brandon Network is back and more confusing thank ever. Patrick reads and email that he cannot make any sense out of, but it seems to be very important to Brandon and his network. Joey C wants to hammer out some Hackamania details and make sure that he isn't being setup. Patrick comforts the Florida man and all seems to be set for a fun event. April won't be on shows all week over at the Steel Toe compound, but we get to here Aaron Imholte dream and pontificate about all of his upcoming opportunities for the Steel Toe Morning Show program, both online and on terrestrial radio. We dive in to the recent happenings and try to make both sense and predictions out of the insane cope coming from our favorite Minnestota hicks.

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MLC CRASH! Can We TALK ABOUT THE LIP?

We are breaking down MLC, as if it ain't broken down already. And I don't even have the time to wait for this clusterfest to finish. This can't get more cringe and I'm here to get so very elevated while watching, and then if there's time we have STAR80!

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April 8, 2024: STEEL TOE’S Lonely Weekend! April Anderson RUNS HOME To Clear Her Mind & Slizz!

It's Monday, and the Dabbleverse at least seems to be calming down over the last weekend. evin is very bugged by Ray's rejection of his demands and cannot seem to get over being hurt by one of his best baby boys. Steel Toe Morning Show is in a tailspin after what seems like a weekend of separation of Aaron and April Imholte. Will she save what's left of her salvageable years and get out of this toxic relationship and lifestyle, or bury her head in the sand and tap out, refusing to fight back against a man who is clearly using her up as fast as he can? Only time will tell! This morning we wonder what life must be like on April Anderson's farm with her mama and papa scrimp. Does she want to run back to her simple life in the woods?

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April 5, 2024: April Imholte Is SCARED Of Her Job! Aaron Is ALL ALONE! Steel Toe Is DRIFTING!

It's been an odd week, but it's hard to focus on much more than the goings-on of Steel Toe and the disaster that is April Imholte aka April Anderson coming to the realization that she is trapped in a life that isn't what it seemed just a few years ago. Rapidly approaching 30, stuck taking care of children that are not hers, performing tasks for a job she doesn't comprehend, and not being allowed to seek a more fulfilling purpose outside the home that could bring stability to their financial life. The wedding rings are off. The tears are flowing. April is collecting a salary from her parent's home while Aaron tries to keep in all together for the loyal few who still don't see the train wreck is coming for these midwestern mopes!

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April 4, 2024: APRIL IMHOLTE Has NO Future! Aaron STEALS His Wife’s Best Years! Free Cope!

This week has been an amazing one for the Steel Toe Morning Show. After weeks of speculation about April Imholte aka April Anderson being on some kind of hard drugs that are wreaking havoc on her mind and body, her husband has continued to hide her from the show audience while she cries, or recovers, or copes, or looks for a job, or gets off the smack, or heals her open sores, or finds other men to turn her out for quick fix. We can't be sure. Is April engaged in tons of sexual hobbies with stacks of men? Is she on some kind of hardcore narcotic? Why is she bouncing from on the show to off the show in these big emotional swings? What is Mooby covering up? And more importantly, how is he winning again today after taking down the insane cry-fest he performed Tuesday night?

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April 2, 2024: Patrick Can’t Even! Internet Chop Chop! Hackamania VENUEGATE! April Is All Alone!

The Steel Toe delusion show marches forward. This time April has recovered enough to try to host a show on her own again, but we all know Mooby can't allow his factory-worker wife to run things on her own for too long. Let's watch the latest cringe sessions from our favorite set of mindless Minnesotan radio hosts. Patrick wants to check in on our favorite fats to see what they have been up to. Our favorite sitting chef has a recipe for a pizza that you're definitely not going to want to try, and another once of our tubby heroes thinks she's going to become a runner. Finally, did you know Corey Adam has been busy cranking out reels that nobody watches and he still hasn't figured out how to get the editing and sound right on his own phone. Strap in!

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OH NO! April Imholte CRUMBLING Behind The Scenes! Watch The Breakdown LIVE! The TURN! The TURN!

Could this be the turn be have all been waiting for? April Imholte is taking a step back from not doing anything behind the scenes and missing shows left and right. It's just too much for her. Aaron breaks down the issues surrounding his hiring of April and so much more. He's determined to make this marriage work by making the business fail. Let's discuss!

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April 1, 2024: The STUTJO Ultimatum! Celebrate CHANGE With THE WALL! DonkeyLips HATES Help!

Just because it's April Fool's Day doesn't mean we will be tricking people left and right over here. That kind of thing is best reserved for shows who need to distract you with works and whistles. We do a serious, fun show over here. Aaron Imholte needs money this month, and he is definitely going keep reminding us about it so that him and his wife can continue their make-believe careers. Donkeylips aka Micheal Ray Bower does not want a new computer for free. He'd rather keep complaining about obstacles and hardships so he doesn't ever have to actually try. John Melendez aka Stuttering John inspires Patrick to declare April the month of celebrating change. Won't you come help us celebrate change and truth?

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March 29, 2024: Steel Toe BACKPEDALS Their Own Failure! We CAN’T STOP These Minnesota LOLCOWS!

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it's sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show - whether he's dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the "boys," we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once "kind-of-celebs" have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today?

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March 28, 2024: Kevin Brennan GASLIGHTS His Life! An Offer DONKEYLIPS Can’t Refuse!

Early onset Kevin cannot stop lying to his audience, and more importantly himself, about his relationships with people and his career. Resulting to putting down Dave Attell to make himself feel better about the obvious state of his life. Let's watch Kevin's latest show and pick apart what the old man is going through, and what the immediate future could hold for the future of Misery Loves Company. Michael Ray Bower is on a run of bad luck. First, his decade-old computer has given up the ghost, and his repeated attempts to talk it in to working and replace it with an even older machine have failed. As if things couldn't get worse, Donkeylips could have been involved in the kid-touching scandals at Nickelodeon? Perhaps a recent package can turn things around for the once-prolific actor-turned-sad-sack.

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March 26, 2024: Steel Toe Trouble Town! Never Trust Stevie Lew!

As the dust from the Dabbleverse settles and everyone else besides Kevin Brennan realizes that Mike Bochetti's simple charm has worn thin, Patrick still has some questions. The drama around one Stevie Lew needs to be put to bed. and Patrick has some final thoughts. We watch a recent interaction between Ray Devito, Quadfather and Stevie on a recent podcast, and try to decipher whether or not this entire thing is a big joke. Chad is back in Tampa, and the drinking and depression train is sure to hit the wannabe comedian hard as he falls back in to his daily routine of not working. The lessons of the day are to be careful who you associate with and watch what you say to strangers. Before you know it your own husband could be trashing you on a podcast, or you could be caught in more lies than you can manage to maintain.

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March 25, 2024: SHOW CANCELLED! Nobody Wants To Do This! Cancel Your Monday!

Seriously, there isn't any show. Don't wait for it. It's not going to start. Patrick is ill. There is no higher being. We are all floating on a rock through the ether with no purpose or consequences. This is all for nothing. Jkjk but things are off and Patrick is in a funk. Stevie Lew wants to rehash the past and lie again. This guy is addicted to being a victim, and probably doesn't have anyone's best interest in mind but his own. Stevie tries to strike a low-blow with some insider info and falls flat on his 6'6" ass. We find out how important wives are and decide once and for all if anyone cares at all about them. Patrick loves Mersh now and that's the end of this show. Steel Toe Morning Show was live from Nick the Dick's house because the Imholtes spent the entire weekend at their home away from home.

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March 22, 2024: STEEL TOE Makes Up Another Win! SHULI + SuperTip? Is RED BAR Dead?

It's Friday and there's so many loose ends to wrap up, there's no telling where this show is going to go. Patrick wanted so much for this show to include the conclusion of Michael Ray Bower and his computer tour. He really wanted to show you what Summer Sinclair is trying to pass off as standup comedy. He had so many dreams of dissecting the Insane Clown Posse and their obsession with ratchet people and fizzy cheap drinks. But the Steel Toe is too strong. The Aaron Imholte and April Imholte chemistry proves to be irresistible. Where is April's ring? Does she have a job? Is Steel Toe Bigger than Red Bar now? Steel Toe Morning Show has buried their heads further in the sand while screaming about how they are beating everyone else.

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March 21, 2024: RAY DEVITO Has Some Ideas! KEVIN BRENNAN Is A Teen Girl With NO FRIENDS!

We left the Ray Devito and Kevin Brennan stuff alone for a day or two, but the pink hot dog man cannot let it go. He's like a scorned rich teen girl with no friends who got dumped and now has to pay less popular kids to listen to her complain about the one that got away. Ray Devito keeps letting people convince him of almost anything, causing him to constantly waver on his commitment to Hackamania. Liam backs out of Hackamania to stick it to Patrick, even though no one knows who he is or why he was coming in the first place. The Steel Toe Morning Show has had some weird behavior this week, and you know Patrick has some thoughts about it. Is April Imholte on some sort of drugs? What's going on in that house? Is Aaron Imholte using his kids as an excuse? Is Ashley Larue tattling on her ex-husband?

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March 19, 2024: TUBBY TUESDAY! Catching Up With ALL The Fats! Steel Toe EXCUSE SHOW Coverage!

Forget about Kevin Brennan and his wobbly green screen and face-melting bad breath for a day. The Steel Toe Morning Show is becoming a parody of itself - each day beginning with addressing haters, rumors, detractors, and trolls about anything and everything they've heard. Of course, Aaron still has to mention Patrick and go on a road-trip of success in his own head to self-soothe. Today we've got updates from our favorite fats, including Mersh, Corey Adam, Donkeylips, and of course some of the most rotund ladies on the internet. Whether you're looking for a tasty treat, or you need some advice on how to live a life that's larger than most, we have you covered on today's Nobody Likes Onions.

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March 18, 2024: KEVIN BRENNAN Tries To Improve His Show! RAY DEVITO Has Had Enough!

Another weekend sails by, and the occupants of the Dabblewhatever are strapped in tight for another tumultuous week turning on each other, faking events, and trying to undermine each other's enemies. Can you feel it in the air? Kevin Brennan has cast aside everyone in his stable, from Pat Dixon to Ray Devito to Chad Zumock. Some are taking it better than others. Chad is too busy pretending to be a comedian for a couple of weeks to concern himself with the Dabbleverse unitil the end of March, when his calendar once again will be empty, leaving him desperate for the sweet MLC pay drip. Ray Devito seems to be growing some common sense about Kevin Brennan. Kevin takes his show up a notch with some green fabric that he doesn't need or know how to use.

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March 15, 2024: Kevin Brennan The LOLCLOWN! Hackamania is Under Attack!

It's Friday and we haven't focused on the Fat Community all week. We have to make this right! The tubby amongst us are getting restless! We cover the latest drama from MLC, Kevin Brennan, Pat Dixon and Ray Devito, and the effect and fallout of Kevin's rage on the upcoming Hackamania event. Kevin Brennan tries to do a morning show and snipe Patrick, only to be shut down immediately and pivot to his backup snipe session of The BS Show. When that doesn't work either, Kevin's resorts to telling stories about sunburns, reading superchats, and swallowing bait. Its a bitter man having a bitch fest and you should show up for it! Have yourself a very merry weekend, children!

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March 14, 2024: Kevin Brennan’s Latest Money Tantrum! Chad Zumock Can’t Stop SELF-HARMING!

It's Thursday, and the hits just keep on coming for Patrick. He's been dealing with a lice infestation for the past day, like a worried member of the local PTA. Pat Dixon has lost his YouTube channel, and this will become more and more common as time and intolerance march forward. Kevin Brennan throws his biggest tantrum about paying guests yet, claiming to have a solution for "conflicts of interest" that don't exist. Ray Devito is confused about everything. Chad Zumock can't stop telling alternating lies depending on the day, and we live to watch the MudWorm waddle around his neighborhood out of breath while uttering miserable sentiments about his life between gasps of delusional cope.

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March 12, 2024: Chad Zumock Is PAINFULLY Dumb! Donkeylips is Being SHADOWBANNED!? Heather’s BABY!

My how THE TURN tables! Chad Zumock has seemingly worn out his welcome for the third time as a guest on the MLC podcast with Kevin Brennan. Kevin unloads on Chad in a tirade as nonsensical as it was unexpected, referencing everything from crashing his car to wishing Chrissy Mayr's baby death. When Kevin is done with you, he's done. Pat Dixon gets caught in the crossfire. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is depressed about something that may or may not be happening to him. It's hard to tell when paranoia seems to run his life. Heather Gillespie has had her baby taken away from her, and she has a lot of advice and information for everyone else on how to live while she waits to earn that baby back!

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March 11, 2024: STEEL TOE Owes You? Nobody Understands Copyright!

Happy Monday! Let's hope for a week of no internet problems, and that we all manage to get through it without developing whatever disease Aaron and April Imholte have been spreading around Minnesota with their hot tub swing sessions. Patrick feels so out of the loop when it comes to all of the rapscallions that this program follows, so today we need to make it a goal to catch up with a few of these twerbs (just go with it) and see if we can illuminate our understanding of how others live amongst us. Stevie Lew calls in to teach us all about copyright. Or does he? Nobody knows what's going on anymore.

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March 8, 2024: STEEL TOE Catch-Up Show! MOOBY Makes An Ooopsie! Patrick Can’t Internet!

Patrick is back after a harrowing day of unreliable and unpredictable internet service. He has spend a considerable amount of money for a 5G cellular backup system to remedy this issue in the future. Aaron and April Imholte are on there third weed of being sick, and it must be some fever, because the Moobs has convinced himself that his numbers are higher than ever. Watch as the Scrimp brings her man some soda, the two argue about energy drinks, and they wreck their precious Rodecaster, whcih is the very cornerstone of their super professional broadcast. Bob Levy has made some moves, set some traps, and is now threatening action if Brennan doesn't pay him money. What's going on? Does anyone know? What is Bob going to do? Is Kevin going to lose his channel?

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March 5, 2024: FAT TUESDAY! Aaron Imholte’s STEEL TOE Is Crumbling! COMEDY TALK With Corey Adam!

Nobody Likes Onions has some of the best stuff to wake up to today, and Patrick wishes he could take credit for it all. Patrick wants you to be aware of the warning signs of bad events so you can make sure not to disappoint your family. Aaron Imholte is back doing his show alone, and it's hours of some of the most insane rambling nonsense you've ever heard in your days on earth. While April Imholte continues to withdraw from the program, more and more wonder what the future of Steel Toe Morning Show will be. Patrick has been served a new fat lady by the algorithm, and he's got a video that's sure to enrage you. Corey Adam is still trying to find his voice since being released from the creative clutches of Aaron Imholte in Minnesota. What a country!

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March 4, 2024: DAVID SKARICA Is Addicted To Being Poor! NICK SWARDSON Is A DRUNK!

Whether or not you had a good weekend, it was probably better than Nick Swardson's disastrous show. Watch as a theater turns off the spotlight and microphone of a rambling and hopelessly drunk Nick Swardson. What will this mean for one quarter of the Z-Man's gigs? Will these two irresponsible drunks be working together in the future? Former Chappelle Show stalwart Donnell Rawlings was also recently spotted at a comedy club popping off. David Skarica, the pimple-faced gray man behind the Bahamian money trap Addicted to Profits, has some more financial advice for you as he shows us around his gross open-air wet market of a home. Find out what makes this man mainland poor!

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March 1, 2024: CHAD ZUMOCK Gets MEALS ON WHEELS! Addicted To Profits (David Skarica) Is BACK!

You couldn't ask for a more complete breakfast! Patrick has a whole floor that is sticky with weirdos and trash, and today we are going to do our best to sweep them up. Our girl Summer Sinclair seems to have been spotted in the wild, and her real-life self is worse than her acting. Our Bahamian boob David Skarica aka Addicted to Profits is back and wants to be a guy without being a guy. Steel Toe goes through the motions of doing their Rumble Friday show. Chad Zumock is looking ROUGH and he's started pulling videos down from YouTube so people don't stare at his gray hair and gut. Kevin Brennan is back on Shuli and Bob Levy again, and you have to wonder why he is so obsessed with how other people are doing.

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February 29, 2024: STEEL TOE Squirm Show! Ray Devito CANNOT COMMUNICATE!

It's Thursday, and we typically reserve Thursdays for talking about some of the biggest R's strutting around the net. Today is no exception! Ray Devito has already managed to cause a bit of a bumble with his Hackamania travel plans, and Patrick would love your opinion on who screwed things up. Ray is also in the middle of planning two separate roasts, both of which will be the same roast, and both of which will be done to an audience of no one, or maybe someone, but probably not anyone. Shoud Ray bring the roast to NLO? David Chandler is back and you can almost hear Aaron Imholte make white in his panties from here. Steel Toe Morning Show is basically a daily meme show now, and today's sad glimpse in to Aaron and April Imholte's relationship was another cringe banger. Don't miss your NLO this morning!

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February 27, 2024: FAT TUESDAY! Gross Piggies Only! Bring Your Wiping Sticks!

We can't continue our journey through the Dabbleverse without stopping along the way for some sweet sustenance. Pull over with Patrick and gather some provisions with some of our favorite porkers on the internet. Today we catch up with Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkeylips, as he learns what his body is capable of at his mature age. Planet with a Palate inspires others by teaching that you're never to fat to roll around your kitchen on a chair. We've got a new fat lady to watch live a day in the life of the super-obese. And if there's time we could learn a thing or two about a thing or two from the fine people at Hardees. Grab a meal and a fork and join us at the adult table, won't you?

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February 26, 2024: MUNDANE MONDAY! Steel Toe Is GIVING UP! Chad Zumock Has NO IDEA What To Do!

When things are at their worst, couples try to put on a facade. And if that's not what Aaron and April Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show are doing, then they have Patrick fooled. The days of late-night macaroni salad and trips to Jersey Mike's to chase away the blues with a tuna torpedo are coming to end, and we are here for it. Watch the wind-down of this sad program continue with the latest attempt to phone in a program for their remaining few brain-dead Minnesota fans. Chad Zumock appears for the first time in a week to do the muscle-memory version of what a 62 IQ child thinks a podcast might be. Patrick hasn't seen it at all, and it's time we take a thorough account of just what the mudshark thinks he is still doing. Strap in, spergs! We have a lot to catch up on!

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February 23, 2024: APRIL IMHOLTE Has RUINED Steel Toe! Aaron is DUMBER Than Anyone Ever Knew!

April Imholte has systematically become broken down as a cohost and a woman on the Steel Toe Morning Show, first by the listeners and now her own husband. Watch as April tries to host the show herself, regaling the chat with tales of how she murdered a deer and let it go to waste and how she is so hungry she can't stop rubbing her tit. This woman is the single worst decision Aaron Imholte ever made in his life, and he hers. A more disasterous couple there has not beedn, and the road is only getting bumpier as time goes on. Mooby doesn't know the difference between tires and wheels, and teaches everyone how cars work, proving he may be the dumbest man behind a microphone. Let's examine April and find out if the hate she receives is worth it, or if it's just a bunch of horned up incels who wish they could have the way with her bony body.

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February 22, 2024: KATE MEANEY Can’t Stop! Heather Guillespie LOSES Baby! Haley Sacks Is OILY!

The chronicles of human anal windsock Kate Meaney continue! It's been a blast watching this young ingenue turned pleasure pocket flail around from show to show, trying to reinvent herself in the wake of her last thrashing. What will Kate Meaney do next? Perhaps her mother Mary Ann Halford can offer a glimpse from the past for the masses to evaluate. Aaron and April Imholte keep getting weirder and weirder, and it's hard to tell exactly where their relationship is on the sad meter. We watch as Aaron once again proves he is a midwestern dolt whose professional show is unraveling before our eyes. Haley Sacks aka Ms. Dow Jones is back with another video that's sure to make you curdle with disgust. Heather Gillespie, the human Chicago trash train, has given birth to her baby and the state has already taken it away. What's next? Will she ever get the dream life she dreams about, or is she destined to roll around in tent urnine and chancla chunks?

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February 20, 2024: KATE MEANEY’S Cocaine Habit! Chad Zumock Is An INCEL!

The dabblenerds are at it again, shaking things up and switching sides to stick it to each other. Watch as they all turn and turn and turn, revealing each other's private informations and hoping for new future alliances amongst the same old losers that they've embraced in the past. Kate Meaney, NBC executive Mary Ann Halford and comedian Kevin Meaney's daughter, is looking for a new daddy once again, an she's looking in all the wrong habit. How bad is Kathleen Meaney's coke habit? It's hard to tell! Chad Zumock strikes out in NYC and is very bitter about it. A favorite fatty friend of the show has a song she wants to sing to you. Nobody Likes Onions has the tools to make sure you always have the right inventory for your franchise.

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February 19, 2024: GIFTGATE! Is SHULI NETWORK Desperate? Heather Gillespie’s BABY WATCH!

It's president's day, and Patrick is the commander-in-chief of all the clip shows! A listener is able to demonstrate purchasing memberships for pennies on the dollar, opening up some serious accusations against The Shuli Network. But is it just needless hate and speculation, or is there any evidence of foul play? Is Kevin Brennan chasing the numbers dragon himself in light of newly available data? Let's have a look at the numbers! Corey Adam takes a vacation with his mom and can't stop making boring reels about it. Heather Gillespie is overdue and little baby Rico must be clairvoyant, because he's refusing to come out and join his mother on her loser parade through life. We check in on what might be the worst mom in America.

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February 16, 2024: STEEL TOE Is Losing Fans Fast! Who’s This NICK REKIETA Fella?

Happy Friday, you sappy sack of sycophants! Onion Army rise up! Can you imagine? Chad Zumock has rejected Patrick's offer to attend Hackamania, prompting Patrick to prematurely pull the offer. What does this mean for Hackamania? Does the event need Chad to be a success? Only time will tell. Aaron Imholte continues his toxic warpath against his own fans, dwindling his audience down to just a few dozen loyal NPCs. Who is Nick Rekieta, and is there more going on with their relationship with the Imholtes? What's got April crying? What's got Mooby lashing out? And what's got this Nick guy looking outside of his own marriage to make his ding dong go six to midnight? Let's explore!

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February 15, 2024: STEEL TOE Morning Show is DESPERATE! Chad Zumock Is An ALCOHOLIC FAILURE!

Patrick is back from Atlantic City and he's ready to do a data dump from the weekend. This show should be a constant flow of thoughts and memories from AC, as well as an attempt to catch up with some of the insane occurrences we may have missed. Chad is fully off the wagon after a weekend of truth smacking him across his fat chins. Not only did Chad fail at putting on a good comedy show, he came face to face with his lack of support and fans. After being rejected from the NYC comedy scene after just one day without meeting any of his heroes to stick it to his haters. Steel Toe Morning Show keeps tanking and is now desperate to do anything for superheats. They want back in the Dabbleverse worse than anything, and they're chasing Chad Zumock to make it happen. Mooby has even sunk to the low of allowing his wife to strip on stream next to him, but the superheats are NOT flowing.

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ATLANTIC CITY: Wrap-Up Show – Ray Devito, Tookie, Stevie Lew

Live from Atlantic City, NJ.

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ATLANTIC CITY: Chad Zumock BOMBS At Comedy Show

Live from Atlantic City, NJ.

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ATLANTIC CITY: Patrick & Tookie Saturday Show

Live from Atlantic City, NJ.

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ATLANTIC CITY: Stuttering John Confrontation Aftermath

Stuttering John Melendez gets approached by Patrick in AC to smoothe thngs over, but Stuttering John will have none of it. Listen to Patrick break down tonight's incident while it's fresh on the mind. Who knows what more the weekend at the Borgata will have in store? Will Chad Zumock come? Will Kevin Brennan show? Will anyone fight? Only time will tell.

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ATLANTIC CITY: Patrick & Fans Preview Show

Live from Atlantic City, NJ.

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February 8, 2024: CHAD ZUMOCK’S Delusion Spiral! IMHOLTE Divorce Watch! Bower Has NEW Excuses?

It's Thursday, but it might as well be Friday! After today's show, Patrick is packing up and heading to the airport to head to Atlantic City for the rumble at the Borgata! We check in with Aaron and April and it's going worse than you could ever imagine for the Steel Toe Morning Show. Chad Zumock is flailing around, trying to find his place in the dabbleverse. Why is his show not working? Why is his relationship with Kevin Brennan tenuous at best? Let's go down memory lane with Chad again to find out whrere it all went wrong. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is back, but he isn't walking while talking. We have an amazing PO Box haul! Sit tight, kids!

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February 6, 2024: EXCUSES Are Mounting! SOMEONE Is Counting! Who’s Afraid of the Dark!?

Let's get muddy! Night time NLO can get weird, so make sure you bring your boots. We go over the latest insanity revolving around the upcoming massacre in Atlantic City. Chad Zumock panics about some mystery text and Patrick gets blamed for it somehow. Why won't Patrick address some picture Kevin's Brennan posted? Kate Meaney wants to leave the dabbleverse but she's coming to Atlantic City? Kevin finds out Ray is performing at Hackamania and almost does a backflip. What more could you ask for in the festivities before the BIG GAME! Pour yourself a glass of Death Piggy vodka and come along for an adventure!

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February 5, 2024: CHAD ZUMOCK’s Early Years! STEEL TOE Struggle Show!

Another weekend has come and gone, with Chad Zumock sitting alone in his dark apartment, drinking himself to the point of being paralyzingly afraid of hitting the GO LIVE button on his little Playskool laptop. How many shows will the Mudshark do this week before the big Atlantic City meetup? How will Chad's big standup show - the one he's throwing to 'give back' and surprise people by 'doing something' in this stupid podcast world. We listen to Chad's own words describing how he thinks it will play out. We also take a look at Chad's origin story to find out exactly where this preppy peanut got too puffed up for his own good. PLUS Steel Toe Morning Show is back with Aaron Imholte and his lil buddy Johnny, and they're reading chats and cranking out no content better than anyone in Minnesota.