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June 10, 2024: Nick Rekieta SHAKES Aaron Imholte! How Long Until EVERYONE TURNS On Steel Toe?

Aaron Imholte has enjoyed a week of swimming in the deep with no natural predators, bragging about his live views and continuing to run his mouth to his own detriment. There will be a day of reckoning where all of the stories and insane pseudo-bragging that Aaron continues to do about his druggie wife April Anderson and his former leather daddy Nick Rekieta cause him some life strife. But he can't see the forest for the trees, and Aaron is hell-bent on controlling the narrative and trying to make sure everything is portrayed as another win for the Toe. Patrick is back to help settle the proverbial hash of this Minnesota mush mouth. And did we mention that the kids are involved now? This can't miss!

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HACKAMANIA AFTERMATH: The Highs, Lows, Rants, Raves and Stories! Your Questions Welcome!

Patrick is finished cleaning up his life after Hackamania and wants to sit down and yell some more. His voice isn't gone enough. Come join in a Friday night hang with a lot of the people you may or may not have met at the event last weekend. Who was there? Who wasn't? Will Patrick be itching because of all th bedbugs? How much did Ray get paid? Did LL Cool Lee even find the Hilton? All the stories and gossip get laid bare on tonights edition of Nobody Likes Onions.

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June 1, 2024: LIVE AT HACKAMANIA in Las Vegas!

Patrick has lost his voice, and is dealing with curveball after curveball in Las Vegas for Hackamania. Missing performers, promised audio and video components are missing, and cameras start dying left and right. It's day two and things are going smoother, but Patrick is frazzled and he takes a brief break to rest on stage during his own podcast. Pat Dixon tells the crowd jokes they missed, Bryan Johnson of Tell 'Em Steve Dave fame joins Patrick to talk about Steel Toe and the latest insane drama with Nick Rekieta. Jason Bently comes up to talk about Kevin Brennan and his Hackamania experience. Tookie Aaron Imholte savs the show with a cloud of energy that fills the room.

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Aaron CAUSES Search Warrant of NICK REKIETA! Steel Toe Begins It’s RELAPSE In To E-BEGGARY!

We finish our watch of Aaron Imholte telling the most saucy Steel Toe sexy time stories with Nick Rekieta and his wife, along with his ex-wife and super-spun sidepiece April Imholte aka April Anderson. The Minnesota mind warp continues, as this morning the search warrant circumstances were made public, and Aaron is over the moon about being the center of attention once again. It seems the Steel Toe program and April's ambiguous role as the family's live-in caretaker are at the center of the arguments for intervention at the Rekieta household. Wont' some please think of the children? Steel Toe brings useless whiny cripple Johnny Crutches back on the show to add nothing as the Steel Toe show begins its steady decline back to the beg-cast we know it to be.

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Steel Toe TRASHES Nick Rekieta Following Arrest! How Long Will Newcomers Fall For Imholte’s BS?

What a revealing weekend it has been on the Nick Rekieta and Aaron Imholte front. Everything this show has predicted has come true and so much more, and Aaron can't stop himself from trying to make his hacky morning comedy stream more popular by cashing in on the Nick Rekieta and Rekieta Law reputation. Come for another deep Steel Toe dive as these universes collide and we help un-muddy the waters for newcomers to the madness that is Steel Toe. Moody is here from New Zealand to expound on theories and offer advice that we all know Aaron Imholte will never take. New court documents, new takes, and so many clips to watch. Come join us!

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Court Docs! Nick Rekieta and April Imholte Are FREE! Did STEEL TOE’S Aaron Imholte SNITCH?!

Another BANGER week in the Dabbleverse as it collides in to the Rekietasphere once more! All of our wildest speculations are turning out to be true. It appears that April Imholte, with little money and only her lap wallet to offer, was being kept and turned out by BIG NICK ENERGY himself, Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law. Minnesota has never been so cold! Let's break down the bond hearing, the circumstances of the arrest, the "anonymous tipster" and so much more. PLUS - how wrong can MLC get things? Kevin Brennen embarrasses himself stream after stream with bad instincts, poor logic, and the most clueless boobs as sidekicks. Patrick breaks it all down on this very whatever episode of Nobody Likes Onions!

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May 23, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Is Fooling The Dumbs! Why TWO BADS Don’t Make Steel Toe GOOD…

Aaron Imholte has found a way to make his show get half of the views it did a year ago - start trashing his wife and ex-partner April Anderson. Watch as the once-discreet radio man proceeds to spill all the dirt he can about his alleged druggie ex-wife and her proclivities for other men's skin rods in her hair holes. But those are just rumors. Watch as the most easily-fooled smooth brains fall at Aaron's feet, praising his recent honesty and renewed energy towards his program. People who cursed Aaron days ago are now becoming Toe Bros unironically, outing themselves as easily-distracted patrons of this podcasting cesspool. Why is everyone currently trying to bend reality to make Aaron a good guy? How can the display of basic parenting decisions make people forget about the core narcissist that is at the center of the human goo we call Aaron Imholte?

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APRIL IMHOLTE & NICK REKIETA ARRESTED! Also Nick’s GHOULISH Wife! Drugs! Guns! Children! Oh, My!

BREAKING: Nick Rekieta and April Imholte aka April Anderson have been arrested in Minnesota with narcotics and guns and children! Lives are on the line! It's an MLC for the ages! Hey Tio! MLC is good again! Kevin Brennan is in a spiral after his handler and tech boy Adam fled from the program a couple months ago. Dipping deeper and deeper into dementia daily, Kevin struggles to hit his own former numbers and is now being dominated by streamers like Tookie Soup, Tuesday's at 9pm ET on the BeDabbler network. Chad Zumock sits in a corner and bounces and yells while Mooby regales KB with tales of his once-adored wife, who has now become a footnote of a cohost and the butt of almost every joke on the current edition of Steel Toe. Watch as a man with nothing pretends to have it all, an old man with no knowledge or the situation at all fails to ask any good questions while diddling away on his phone, and a short Cleveland middle loses steam and decides halfway through the show that he's just happy to be here. Also, Melton sucks, right?

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May 21, 2024: Did NICK REKIETA Spoil APRIL ANDERSON? Steel Toe’s AARON IMHOLTE Shared His Wife?!

The fascinating story of a Minnesota wanna-be radio man who keeps torching his life over and over again marches forward. Watch as a weak man with an even weaker constitution continues to spew details about his crumbling life, from the wife he let become consumed by narcotics and be passed around like a finger trap for the pleasure of a friend. Watch as a man struggles for relevance and identity in a world he's not sure he belongs in. What is Aaron Imholte? Is he a hard-edged radio god that pulls no punches when it comes to dealing with hate? Is he a family man that does the right thing when faced with hard moral questions? Is he a single ladies man who can't be tamed? No. He's a lost man approaching forty who has yet to learn basic life lessons and find a personality that works for him.

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TUESDAY BONUS: Chad Zumock Calls For HELP On Stage! MLC TANKS Live! Imholte Madness w/ Nick Rekieta!

Nick Rekeita is being accused of having some heavy involvement in the breakup and ruining of one April Anderson, formally April Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show. A dumb factory worker, abducted by a weak-minded selfish mad and forced to try to do something she had no business doing - radio. Did a steady supply of better bones and nose candy have anything to do with the ultimate downfall of Aaron Imholte? Did Ashley Larue demand that a drug-fueled April couldn't be around her children? And where did the VIP packages go? We may never know!

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May 20, 2024: Can AARON IMHOLTE Make His Divorce Worse? Scampoli Allergies Manifested!

Good morning! It's Monday and that means we've got an entire new week of exciting single cope from Aaron Imholte. Watch as he carts in his favorite cripple to regale with stories that are sure to make April Anderson feel less-than, and will surely make his children cringe one day. Patrick has some announcements about Hackamania for those who can't make it out to Vegas next week. Plus Patrick finally find out what a Kevin Scampoli is, and he gets lots of warnings from listeners about what a whack-job the guy is. Patrick is not concerned with the mental illness of strongmen. Seems like a him problem.

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May 14, 2024: Aaron Imholte & April Anderson SPLIT! Did AARON IMHOLTE Expose His Children to DRUGS?!

Aaron Imholte has ruined April Anderson, the simple Minnesota farm girl he plucked from a factory while cheating on his pregnant wife. And now that April's prime years have been sucked away, and her innocence and self-esteem have been pummeled by the internet and her once-loving husband. Did drugs and copious amounts of dangerous unprotected sex with swingers cause April to run for the hills? Only time will tell, as Mooby lets his resentment fester and leak out through his narcissistic holes. The beginning of the end has been sweet so far, but Mooby's pride and narcissism are just ramping up and it won't be long until he starts trashing his former blonde princess.

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May 10, 2024: Steel Toe Morning Show Lives In GASLIGHT CITY! PO Box Friday and More Fun!

It's Friday and it's been another banger of a week in the Steel Toe universe. Watching Aaron Imholte slowly come to terms with his life partner rejecting his savior-syndrome insanity. April Imholte is wandering the streets with a resume featuring nothing but some valve-painting experience and a giant gap of employment. Perhaps the rehab completion certificate will garner her some sympathy. Jesse PS is apparently very upset at Patrick and trying to inflict some kind of wrath by manufacturing some version of the truth that works for him. Mersh removes a show from Rumble after an embarrassing night of streaming and proclamations about designing some long-game masterplan to teach Aaron a lesson, when is reality it was nothing but an emotional response to Podawful clowning one of his main allies.

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May 17, 2024: Imholte Divorce Documents! The STEEL TOE Collapse Continues!

Somewhere in Minnesota, April Imholte is waking up from a bad dream. A bad dream that has lasted nearly four years, and cost her some of the best prime time she has on this earth. Aaron is dancing around celebrating his newfound single status as low-key as he can until the ink is dry on the divorce papers. What's next for Aaron and April? Patrick has some court documents that could help shed some light on the future, and we'd love your theories on the downfall of Minesota's most hated radio duo. Is April Anderson in rehab for drug addiction? Did Aaron Imholte sit idly by while another man ruined his attempt at a second family? What can we learn from all of this? Happy Friday, nerds!

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May 13, 2024: Aaron Imholte ANNOUNCES DIVORCE?! Silly Corncob Jesse “Kid” Ever ATTACKS!

The melting mountain meh-scape of Minnesota insulates Aaron Imholte and his untalented slag wife from facts and information, and it shows on the latest iterations of the Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron Imholte is throwing daily tantrums and cascades of cope about Patrick and the rest of his detractors now, obsessing over Melton and Hackamania and other stuff he wishes he could be involved in. Aaron feels lost without his woman and his mentor Mersh to guide his show. Watch as he continues to tell you how well he is doing, and how he's miles ahead of any perceived competition. Patrick received a message from a comedian that is very charged and threatening, and maybe we should look in to this internet tough man and draw some conclusions!

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KRUTCHES KRUMBLES! Steel Toe Sidekick CRIES & COLLAPESES. On Air After Criticism! (Part One)

INT. BASEMENT - MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me - does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a shot across the crippled bow of Krunchman that lands with such precision that it shall be talked about henceforth! Behold as the second cohost in as many months runs from the broadcast in tears, only to return and do it again TWO MORE TIMES before Mooby waves the white flag, declares the internet a bunch of meanies, and loses another wrestling match with his conscious over which of his stupid friends to side with. One thing is becoming very clear - Mooby better learn to fly solo!

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KRUTCHES KRUMBLES! Mersh DISMANTLES Crippled Emotional Man SAVAGELY! (Part Two)

INT. BASEMENT - MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me - does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a shot across the crippled bow of Krunchman that lands with such precision that it shall be talked about henceforth! Behold as the second cohost in as many months runs from the broadcast in tears, only to return and do it again TWO MORE TIMES before Mooby waves the white flag, declares the internet a bunch of meanies, and loses another wrestling match with his conscious over which of his stupid friends to side with. One thing is becoming very clear - Mooby better learn to fly solo!

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May 7, 2024: Steel Toe Morning Show GETS WORSE! The BIGGEST Ladies We Know! TRAINING TUESDAY!

We'd be ignoring our civic duty if we didn't bring your daily dose of Aaron Imholte coping about his missing wife April Imholte, and losing his mind over his haters and the goal. How long will this guy continue to spaz out at the very people that support him and his insane fantasy to be behind a microphone for a living. Glitter and Lasers heads out on the water to see if she can float. What happens when a fat girl at sea can't fit in to the bathroom? I know a bunch of fish and sea turtles that don't want to find out. The chat determines what kind of fat is acceptable and we coin a new term, "normal fat." We take Training Tuesday back to where it started with a visit to America's most dangerous breakfast spot, Waffle House.

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May 6, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Is MAX Lazy! MERSH Madness! Is SUMMER SINCLAIR a Fake Reality Star?!

Another week and another round of half-hearted attempts at improving a crumbling program. Aaron Imholte is at a loss without his lady and he's winning so much, and his show is growing so well that he is changing things left and right. Patrick always says nothing is funnier than when a lolcow actually tries to do something, and last nights Members Only program from the Steel Toe whatever show minus April Imholte. Mersh has a new clipper that expertly captured a recent meltdown from the poor Florida streamer. Is Summer Sinclair trying to get fame or just a few dollars from her recent appearance in a couple of fake reality viral videos. Who makes this kind of crap content and how did they find Summer?

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May 2, 2023: Bob Levy Is Lonely? KB Gets Older? Steel Toe WINE SHOW! Aaron Imholte LOVES Patrick?

Join Patrick for a late night catch up show, where Patrick apologizes for his inconsistent schedule due to a lot of the logistical stuff going on with Hackamania. Is Bob Levy on the outs with the Shuli network? Is this just another work to fool Kevin Brennan in to showing his spiteful nature? Is BOB solo now or is he looking for new partners? Kevin Brennan gets another year older, but his cold sore is still under two months young. Aaron Imholte is definitely coping witha new single life, and fantasizes about teaming up with Patrick for shows and even absconding to Las Vegas to Hackamania. Will Mooby have the balls to show?

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April 30, 2024: What’s Happened To MLC? FELICIA is FINE as FUNK! APRIL IMHOLTE Needs A Job!

Patrick is recovering from a headache that could choke a donkey. That doesn't mean anything. Don't overthink it. Let's check out the latest version of MLC and try to figure out what this show has become. It's the last day of April and we need to make our nut. There's four squares left on the wall and daddy needs to hit the goal! Stuttering John and Kate Meaney are on a fantasy world where Patrick is about to get arrested for some imagined crime at any moment. John is wasted and has seems to have pink eye from wiping with his hands before snacking. We check out the imagined new jobs for April Imholte aka April Anderson now that she's out of the Steel Toe business.

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April 29, 2024: STEEL TOE Reboots Itself – OGAIN! NOBODY Knows Tech In Minnesota!

Aaron Imholte can't stop declaring himself a winner over and over again. After a hard drive crash, a lack of backups, and little-to-no technical knowledge, the Minnesota luddite tries to get a show going with Keanu for almost forty-five minutes. We take a closer look at Aaron and April Imholte and their friendships with other streamers. There's a new Mersh clipper in town, and he's arrived at just ther right time. Things are not going well over at Captain Fatty's Kitten Castle, and he's taken to yelling at sponsors and his godfathers at Rumble about his treatment and his recent stress about paying taxes. For a winner, Mersh certainly is always in constant financial panic.

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BONUS: Aaron Imholte BACKTRACKS His Responsibility For Hiring April! NOT A Narcissist! CONFIRMED!

We are really doing it, and this is the truth. I have seen the mystery clouded by a greedy sleuth. We are in the trenches, the wildlings are on the mend. Come with me to NLO town, take my hand, good friend. Aaron Imholte convinces himself he isn't a bad guy, he might have lost his edge, and so much more nonsense.

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April 26, 2024: NLO vs STEEL TOE! Battle Of TROUBLED TECH!

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it's sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show - whether he's dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the "boys," we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once "kind-of-celebs" have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today?

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April 23, 2024: Kevin Brennan BROKEN & SPIRALING! Old Man Pays GIGGLY GIRL To Cosign BREAKDOWN!

It's been weeks since we've checked in on Uncle Kevin Brennan, Neal Brenann's less successful brother and once-wannabe wacky physical comic. Kevin's podcast is entering a new phase. The self-production and lack of punctuality were already causing fans to become irritable, but how will the new crop of MLC clueless comics fare in the colosseum that is the MLC revolving door. Let's watch Kevin Brennan go over weeks-old clips and renew his anger while regurgitating stories to one of the most giggly, fake-laughing open mic-stresses that has slid across the NLO console in quite awhile. Come taunt this mans wife!

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April 22, 2024: SHATTERING STEEL TOE! DonkeyLips Won’t Fall For Scams! We Got A NEW GUY?

Patrick is back this morning to go over some of the last bits of information gathered surrounding the Steel Toe Morning Show demise, it's crumbling, and reflections about what this means for the future of this Minnesota couple. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips has left his house and, while waddling around, informs the public about some recent occurrences in his life, as well as how he's too smart to fall for free computer scams from haters who might be fans but are bad people. It's hard to decipher.

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April 19, 2024: The Big FRIDAY Program!

Come on, feel the noise! Girls rock those boys! Let's get wild wild wild! Come on down for a wrap up of the weekend to see wha'ts crackin' daddy-o!

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April 18, 2024: Did APRIL IMHOLTE CHEAT On Aaron Imholte? The NEW GIRL Of STEEL TOE!

A new theory has emerged in the April Anderson saga as we try to uncover what happend that led to the downfall of the marriage and on-air partnership at Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron marches on with his show, without a plan or the confidence to admit it's not going well. If there were a prize for constantly changing your panic to confidence and vice-versa, Aaron Imholte would win hands down. And where is April Imholte aka April Anderson from Litchfield? Is she running around town trying to get hired while rumors of drug abuse and sexual impropriety swirl? Or is she locked away in a facility, sucking down Suboxone like a used-up witch? The winds of Minnesota have not been kind to this simple and very racist couple. Why is Aaron running around town singing and dancing and flirting openly with other women? Does Kiki want to be in the middle of this tumultuous relationship?

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April 17, 2024: APRIL IMHOLTE’S SECRET JOURNAL! Songs of Sadness! It’s WORSE Than We Ever Knew!

Patrick is fresh off a full day of productivity and chair shopping, and the butts at Hackamania are going to appreciate the dedication to comfort and quality. Some of our discord dorks have uncovered a playlist made by April Imholte Anderson, and four days ago she was updating it with new songs like Someone Like You by Adele. Watch and Moody calls in to walk us through a sonic journey of sadness, chronicling the events and feelings that led up to April leading the show, and we see if her choice of songs, and the metadata around her playlist, can help us decipher her plans for the future. Spoiler alert - it's not looking good for this Minnesota mis-matched couple.

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April 16, 2024: Looking In On The LADIES! Steel Toe Aaron Imholte Has Learned NOTHING!

There's definitely some Aaron Imholte and Steel Toe Morning Show news to cover this morning, but we've also got to check in with some of our favorite ladies of the Onionverse and see what they're "creating." Summer Sinclair has some new old standup to show off, and you won't believe her latest karaoke banger. Angie Krum filmed a bunch of podcasts six months ago but refuses to put them out for public consumption. Where is this haircutting podcast and why can't we watch it? Aaron is back to his old ways just hours after proclaiming he is a narcissist and needs to work on himself. The humility didn't last long, and Mooby is back to his old bragging and cope as he wakes up today to find himself suspended from YouTube yet again!

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April 15, 2024: LESS HOLE, SAME GOAL! April Imholte Anderson NEEDS A JOB With NO DRUG TEST!

The dream comes crashing down just as fast as it began. In an unceremonious and barely-watched Members Only stream on Sunday night, Aaron admits that April will not be returning to the Steel Toe Morning Show, and she may be interested in rejoining the job force, if she can keep her alleged meth habit in check long enough to fill out an application and sniff her way through an interview. What will April do now that her legendary broadcast career has come to an end? Why is Moody rolling with it like this is the plan all along? Is Aaron Imholte actually undergoing some sort of self-reflection that will result in him being less of a narcissist? Will that change be enough to hold on to his failing marriage and April Anderson's ruined radio career.

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April 11, 2024: FARM GIRL FAIL! Filthy Factory F*cktoy GIVES UP! Will It Be MOOBY or MAMA?

It seems like the STEEL TOE MORNING SHOW gravy train of LOLs will not cease! Aaron Imholte kicks off his day with another "two scoops" of cope. It must be getting tough to roll out of bed with bruised ribs and a bruised ego, and let's not even talk about the sore o-ring. Let's watch as Mooby already tries to force April Imholte aka April Anderson aka Mama's Little Woods Angel back on to the show to open a package. Wielding a sippy cup around for no reason, and clinging to it like a blanket, let's watch as Aaron Imholte tries to decide whether today is a good day or a bad day for the ol' Steel Toe.

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April 10, 2024: Is APRIL QUITTING For Good? The PREP Begins! Mooby Copes With BEING ALONE!

It's Wednesday and Patrick isn't supposed to be here, but today's Steel Toe Morning Show is simply too good to ignore. Aaron seems to be coming to terms with something the keen-eyed fans have speculated for awhile - April may never come back to the show. He seems to be laying the groundwork for a big pivot in the show, dreaming about big changes, studio redesigns and new cohosts to bring in a fresh energy. In Mooby's mind, it's only a matter of time before April Imholte aka April Anderson moves back to mama's permanently and leaves Aaron holding his limp broadcast stick all alone in the basement.

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April 9, 2024: The NOBODY LIKES ONIONS Program!

Patrick is feeling loose and has some emails he wants to get knocked out of the way on the show. The Brandon Network is back and more confusing thank ever. Patrick reads and email that he cannot make any sense out of, but it seems to be very important to Brandon and his network. Joey C wants to hammer out some Hackamania details and make sure that he isn't being setup. Patrick comforts the Florida man and all seems to be set for a fun event. April won't be on shows all week over at the Steel Toe compound, but we get to here Aaron Imholte dream and pontificate about all of his upcoming opportunities for the Steel Toe Morning Show program, both online and on terrestrial radio. We dive in to the recent happenings and try to make both sense and predictions out of the insane cope coming from our favorite Minnestota hicks.

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MLC CRASH! Can We TALK ABOUT THE LIP?

We are breaking down MLC, as if it ain't broken down already. And I don't even have the time to wait for this clusterfest to finish. This can't get more cringe and I'm here to get so very elevated while watching, and then if there's time we have STAR80!

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April 8, 2024: STEEL TOE’S Lonely Weekend! April Anderson RUNS HOME To Clear Her Mind & Slizz!

It's Monday, and the Dabbleverse at least seems to be calming down over the last weekend. evin is very bugged by Ray's rejection of his demands and cannot seem to get over being hurt by one of his best baby boys. Steel Toe Morning Show is in a tailspin after what seems like a weekend of separation of Aaron and April Imholte. Will she save what's left of her salvageable years and get out of this toxic relationship and lifestyle, or bury her head in the sand and tap out, refusing to fight back against a man who is clearly using her up as fast as he can? Only time will tell! This morning we wonder what life must be like on April Anderson's farm with her mama and papa scrimp. Does she want to run back to her simple life in the woods?

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April 5, 2024: April Imholte Is SCARED Of Her Job! Aaron Is ALL ALONE! Steel Toe Is DRIFTING!

It's been an odd week, but it's hard to focus on much more than the goings-on of Steel Toe and the disaster that is April Imholte aka April Anderson coming to the realization that she is trapped in a life that isn't what it seemed just a few years ago. Rapidly approaching 30, stuck taking care of children that are not hers, performing tasks for a job she doesn't comprehend, and not being allowed to seek a more fulfilling purpose outside the home that could bring stability to their financial life. The wedding rings are off. The tears are flowing. April is collecting a salary from her parent's home while Aaron tries to keep in all together for the loyal few who still don't see the train wreck is coming for these midwestern mopes!

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April 4, 2024: APRIL IMHOLTE Has NO Future! Aaron STEALS His Wife’s Best Years! Free Cope!

This week has been an amazing one for the Steel Toe Morning Show. After weeks of speculation about April Imholte aka April Anderson being on some kind of hard drugs that are wreaking havoc on her mind and body, her husband has continued to hide her from the show audience while she cries, or recovers, or copes, or looks for a job, or gets off the smack, or heals her open sores, or finds other men to turn her out for quick fix. We can't be sure. Is April engaged in tons of sexual hobbies with stacks of men? Is she on some kind of hardcore narcotic? Why is she bouncing from on the show to off the show in these big emotional swings? What is Mooby covering up? And more importantly, how is he winning again today after taking down the insane cry-fest he performed Tuesday night?

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April 2, 2024: Patrick Can’t Even! Internet Chop Chop! Hackamania VENUEGATE! April Is All Alone!

The Steel Toe delusion show marches forward. This time April has recovered enough to try to host a show on her own again, but we all know Mooby can't allow his factory-worker wife to run things on her own for too long. Let's watch the latest cringe sessions from our favorite set of mindless Minnesotan radio hosts. Patrick wants to check in on our favorite fats to see what they have been up to. Our favorite sitting chef has a recipe for a pizza that you're definitely not going to want to try, and another once of our tubby heroes thinks she's going to become a runner. Finally, did you know Corey Adam has been busy cranking out reels that nobody watches and he still hasn't figured out how to get the editing and sound right on his own phone. Strap in!

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OH NO! April Imholte CRUMBLING Behind The Scenes! Watch The Breakdown LIVE! The TURN! The TURN!

Could this be the turn be have all been waiting for? April Imholte is taking a step back from not doing anything behind the scenes and missing shows left and right. It's just too much for her. Aaron breaks down the issues surrounding his hiring of April and so much more. He's determined to make this marriage work by making the business fail. Let's discuss!

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April 1, 2024: The STUTJO Ultimatum! Celebrate CHANGE With THE WALL! DonkeyLips HATES Help!

Just because it's April Fool's Day doesn't mean we will be tricking people left and right over here. That kind of thing is best reserved for shows who need to distract you with works and whistles. We do a serious, fun show over here. Aaron Imholte needs money this month, and he is definitely going keep reminding us about it so that him and his wife can continue their make-believe careers. Donkeylips aka Micheal Ray Bower does not want a new computer for free. He'd rather keep complaining about obstacles and hardships so he doesn't ever have to actually try. John Melendez aka Stuttering John inspires Patrick to declare April the month of celebrating change. Won't you come help us celebrate change and truth?

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March 29, 2024: Steel Toe BACKPEDALS Their Own Failure! We CAN’T STOP These Minnesota LOLCOWS!

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it's sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show - whether he's dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the "boys," we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once "kind-of-celebs" have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today?

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March 28, 2024: Kevin Brennan GASLIGHTS His Life! An Offer DONKEYLIPS Can’t Refuse!

Early onset Kevin cannot stop lying to his audience, and more importantly himself, about his relationships with people and his career. Resulting to putting down Dave Attell to make himself feel better about the obvious state of his life. Let's watch Kevin's latest show and pick apart what the old man is going through, and what the immediate future could hold for the future of Misery Loves Company. Michael Ray Bower is on a run of bad luck. First, his decade-old computer has given up the ghost, and his repeated attempts to talk it in to working and replace it with an even older machine have failed. As if things couldn't get worse, Donkeylips could have been involved in the kid-touching scandals at Nickelodeon? Perhaps a recent package can turn things around for the once-prolific actor-turned-sad-sack.

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March 26, 2024: Steel Toe Trouble Town! Never Trust Stevie Lew!

As the dust from the Dabbleverse settles and everyone else besides Kevin Brennan realizes that Mike Bochetti's simple charm has worn thin, Patrick still has some questions. The drama around one Stevie Lew needs to be put to bed. and Patrick has some final thoughts. We watch a recent interaction between Ray Devito, Quadfather and Stevie on a recent podcast, and try to decipher whether or not this entire thing is a big joke. Chad is back in Tampa, and the drinking and depression train is sure to hit the wannabe comedian hard as he falls back in to his daily routine of not working. The lessons of the day are to be careful who you associate with and watch what you say to strangers. Before you know it your own husband could be trashing you on a podcast, or you could be caught in more lies than you can manage to maintain.

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March 25, 2024: SHOW CANCELLED! Nobody Wants To Do This! Cancel Your Monday!

Seriously, there isn't any show. Don't wait for it. It's not going to start. Patrick is ill. There is no higher being. We are all floating on a rock through the ether with no purpose or consequences. This is all for nothing. Jkjk but things are off and Patrick is in a funk. Stevie Lew wants to rehash the past and lie again. This guy is addicted to being a victim, and probably doesn't have anyone's best interest in mind but his own. Stevie tries to strike a low-blow with some insider info and falls flat on his 6'6" ass. We find out how important wives are and decide once and for all if anyone cares at all about them. Patrick loves Mersh now and that's the end of this show. Steel Toe Morning Show was live from Nick the Dick's house because the Imholtes spent the entire weekend at their home away from home.

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March 22, 2024: STEEL TOE Makes Up Another Win! SHULI + SuperTip? Is RED BAR Dead?

It's Friday and there's so many loose ends to wrap up, there's no telling where this show is going to go. Patrick wanted so much for this show to include the conclusion of Michael Ray Bower and his computer tour. He really wanted to show you what Summer Sinclair is trying to pass off as standup comedy. He had so many dreams of dissecting the Insane Clown Posse and their obsession with ratchet people and fizzy cheap drinks. But the Steel Toe is too strong. The Aaron Imholte and April Imholte chemistry proves to be irresistible. Where is April's ring? Does she have a job? Is Steel Toe Bigger than Red Bar now? Steel Toe Morning Show has buried their heads further in the sand while screaming about how they are beating everyone else.

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March 21, 2024: RAY DEVITO Has Some Ideas! KEVIN BRENNAN Is A Teen Girl With NO FRIENDS!

We left the Ray Devito and Kevin Brennan stuff alone for a day or two, but the pink hot dog man cannot let it go. He's like a scorned rich teen girl with no friends who got dumped and now has to pay less popular kids to listen to her complain about the one that got away. Ray Devito keeps letting people convince him of almost anything, causing him to constantly waver on his commitment to Hackamania. Liam backs out of Hackamania to stick it to Patrick, even though no one knows who he is or why he was coming in the first place. The Steel Toe Morning Show has had some weird behavior this week, and you know Patrick has some thoughts about it. Is April Imholte on some sort of drugs? What's going on in that house? Is Aaron Imholte using his kids as an excuse? Is Ashley Larue tattling on her ex-husband?

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March 19, 2024: TUBBY TUESDAY! Catching Up With ALL The Fats! Steel Toe EXCUSE SHOW Coverage!

Forget about Kevin Brennan and his wobbly green screen and face-melting bad breath for a day. The Steel Toe Morning Show is becoming a parody of itself - each day beginning with addressing haters, rumors, detractors, and trolls about anything and everything they've heard. Of course, Aaron still has to mention Patrick and go on a road-trip of success in his own head to self-soothe. Today we've got updates from our favorite fats, including Mersh, Corey Adam, Donkeylips, and of course some of the most rotund ladies on the internet. Whether you're looking for a tasty treat, or you need some advice on how to live a life that's larger than most, we have you covered on today's Nobody Likes Onions.

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March 18, 2024: KEVIN BRENNAN Tries To Improve His Show! RAY DEVITO Has Had Enough!

Another weekend sails by, and the occupants of the Dabblewhatever are strapped in tight for another tumultuous week turning on each other, faking events, and trying to undermine each other's enemies. Can you feel it in the air? Kevin Brennan has cast aside everyone in his stable, from Pat Dixon to Ray Devito to Chad Zumock. Some are taking it better than others. Chad is too busy pretending to be a comedian for a couple of weeks to concern himself with the Dabbleverse unitil the end of March, when his calendar once again will be empty, leaving him desperate for the sweet MLC pay drip. Ray Devito seems to be growing some common sense about Kevin Brennan. Kevin takes his show up a notch with some green fabric that he doesn't need or know how to use.

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March 15, 2024: Kevin Brennan The LOLCLOWN! Hackamania is Under Attack!

It's Friday and we haven't focused on the Fat Community all week. We have to make this right! The tubby amongst us are getting restless! We cover the latest drama from MLC, Kevin Brennan, Pat Dixon and Ray Devito, and the effect and fallout of Kevin's rage on the upcoming Hackamania event. Kevin Brennan tries to do a morning show and snipe Patrick, only to be shut down immediately and pivot to his backup snipe session of The BS Show. When that doesn't work either, Kevin's resorts to telling stories about sunburns, reading superchats, and swallowing bait. Its a bitter man having a bitch fest and you should show up for it! Have yourself a very merry weekend, children!