Aftershows

Aftershow 1428: Oh and Eh

A deep dive in to the defunct careers of both Opie and Anthony, and how Josh Denny has decided this wagon without wheels is the thing that is going to get him to the next level. Opie and Anthony were a dynamic duo of radio the likes of which we will never see again, but as they have gone their separate ways, the magic has died. Opie is a lonely, bitter man who makes daily rants revisiting the good old days while talking shit about his former partner to a small pool of fans-turned-trolls who still frequent his social media channels. Anthony has ruined what was a golden opportunity to build a media empire by drinking and burning his head in the sand while idiots steal his money. And Josh Denny, comedy pilot fish, thinks that this old man and his “what was” is enough to propel him in to a golden era of entertainment’s future.

Aftershow 1427: Deep Krum

We explore a deep dive interview with Angie Krum and we learn so much. You may want to alert the international authorities, because Patrick is pretty sure that Angie admits to trafficking stimulants across the border in to the United States. It’s true what they say – Krum’s do have more fun! We don’t get two sentences in to this interview before Angie starts talking about penises and sex and all the sex and penises she’s had. She talks about how guys can’t satisfy her, and she travels the world doing guest sets and banging guys, and that’s what comedy is. Also she wants a boat and to travel and do movies and tv. You know, real little girl princess shit!

Aftershow 1426: Mixed Nuts!

Patrick continues the insanity with a look back at some favorites to see what they are up to in 2022. Our friend Michael Ray Bower has stopped posting videos for months, after regular updates from his bachelor box. We watch a house tour we somehow missed previously, and what we see on his chair is enough to bring up yesterday’s lunch. We also check in on Daddy Derek, everyone’s favorite children’s beastiality author. There’s new remixes of the same old footage, and some new books for children you want to screw up at an early age. It’s a rough internet out there, but remember – these lights will guide you home!

Aftershow 1425: Mo’ Gretch!

Patrick continues down the path of watching Gretchyn Boshart absolutely crush her headlining gig in Florida. Jkjk it’s some of the most poorly-filmed unwatchable garbage ever. It’s almost worse than her “special” which she quietly wishes would disappear from the internet. So grab something sharp to jam in to your eyes, and if you’re near something boiling hot to pout in to your ears you might want to grab that too. Don’t say we didn’t warn you! It’s a 35 minute set from one of the saddest outdoor comedy shows ever where Gretchen steps up to headline and show ’em how it’s done! Please don’t email us about this because we don’t like that it exists either.

Aftershow 1424: Thai Dive

Thai Rivera has issued a complete cope piece about Patrick and his interview with Dee Lila regarding his recent alleged assault. Thai doesn’t have one bad thing to say about Patrick in over thirty minutes of attempted analysis. It’s a weird one, and we’ve never seen Thai open up this much about Patrick, but perhaps they are friends now. Patrick offers Thai an olive branch. Could these two bury the hatchet an form one of the most bad-ass comedy alliances Las Vegas has ever seen? Is it possible the animosity between these two has been nothing more than misplaced affection? Wouldn’t it be amazing if they joined forces to….jkjk. Thai is a loon and we just can’t seem to stop watching the struggle.

Aftershow 1420: Denny, Donkeylips

Patrick extends the party with a look at some of the most lovable characters in NLO lore. We first check in on Josh Denny, who is doing his thing by trying to crank out interesting interviews and fun topical news shows. Is it working? You be the judge! We also check in on everyone’s favorite efficiency apartment gourmand, Michael Ray Bower. Donkey Lips has some new memory cards to show off, and the cringe is still strong with this one. Finally, our old kiwi pal Moody shows us a new YouTuber he insists we are going to love, but Patrick seems to be skeptical. Let’s dive in to the world of John Fears together and see if it’s worth it, or if this show should have ended sooner.

Aftershow 1414: Alice Hamilton Sucks

Patrick has come across one of the greatest pieces of woke comedy gold. A comedienne by the name of Alice Hamilton has pulled out all the stops to post a “special” that is weird in so many ways. What seems to be nothing more than an attack on male comedians who may or may not have some questionable sexual skeletons in their closet slowly turns in to nothing more than a whine festival littered with jealousy. It’s clear that, while she can’t be bothered to memorize her material or even write solid jokes, Alice is bitter and angry about the success of certain male comedians, and attacking them for everything from their personal appearance to their continued success is how this woman decides to cope.

Aftershow 1413: Thai’s House Tour!

The whiskey is flowing, and so are the stories! It’s the aftershow, and we are deep-diving in to more Las Vegas comedy lore. We are talking about clubs, shows, bars, bookers, comics, creeps, landlords and criminals. We are talking about stage time and corruption. We are noticing a lot of things in Thai Rivera’s recent videos, from serious sign swapping to the cutest little beverage station you’ve ever seen. Thai’s got a pillow with rips and stains on it. a potholder your aunt would be embarassed to have, and pills all over the place. While his surgery and recovery may not be a laughing matter, but we do our best to find the silver lining in the life of a sad clown when the world is doing it’s best to give him the light.

Aftershow 1406: Josh Denny Breaks Down!

Josh Denny has had about enough. He’s a man with limits. He has been quiet about this for almost eight years. Or four. Maybe six? Who remembers? But enough is enough. Patrick may think he’s won, hiding his vitriol behind his paywall because he’s terrified of the wrath of Josh’s attorneys. Plus, it’s easy for Patrick to go through life worry-free due to the privilege he’s derived from his private school education and inheritances, which has all contributed to his generational wealth. What the fuck is this about? Josh is on an emotional, angry bender, and it seems money is the root of all his bitterness. You won’t believe how little this dope knows about ANYTHING as he tips hand after hand in a game of ignorance poker the likes of which has never been seen.

Aftershow 1404: Josh Denny’s Alternate Reality

Talk about a blast from the past! Don’t call it a comeback! Our friend Earl Skakel finds his way in to Josh Denny’s home to do an episode of Josh’s latest podcast, Jenksterz, and they get deep in to some old shit. Josh launches in to stories about Patrick and begins to weave a quilt of malformed memories that leave even seasoned fans of Denny’s normal horseshit astounded. Josh then begins to go in to some insane story about Patrick refusing to help Tom Segura launch his podcast, and continue attacking the character of the most fair man on the podcasting planet. Watch Denny squirm in Patrick’s old kitchen while Earl sticks up for Patrick, and Denny accuses Patrick of networking and making friends in Los Angeles comedy spheres.

Aftershow 1401: Trouble in Thai-land!

Patrick is headed to Oklahoma, Kansas and Arkansas, but before he goes, it feels like we should at least cover the latest insanity rising up out of the sweltering sewer that is Las Vegas comedy. Let’s go over the recent events perpetrated by everyone’s favorite dramatic dildo, Thai Rivera, and the horniest promoter this side of St. Louis, Trouble aka Artemis Rios! These two have been at each other’s throats (and not in the gay way) for a year it seems. One is a desperate comedian struggling to validate his career in the public eye while still working hotel pool gigs, and the other is trying to convince a new wave of tourist pussy every weekend that he runs the hottest comedy show in Vegas while putting up open mic talent to headline.

Aftershow 1398: Salsa Samplin’

Patrick is known around the world as one of the fairest men. So when it comes to sampling the salsa of his enemies, it’s a controversial endeavor. Thai Rivera and several local comedians desperate to be liked by everyone are partaking of Karla’s Homemade Salsa, a condiment whipped up in Butch Bradley’s kitchen between improvised flights of whimsy and angry bouts of rage by his girlfriend. The logo may be a pepper fingering it’s own asshole, but can the salsa deliver on flavor? Find out as Patrick samples both the red and green (that’s roja y verde for you locals) on some store-bought chips. Are the rumors of it being too salty true? Will it make a good vodka cocktail? Who knows? It’s salsa. OR IS IT???

Aftershow 1397: Trouble in Vegas, Thai Rivera’s Pilot Script!

There’s so much drama in the Las Vegas comedy community, sometimes it’s hard to know whether to just ignore it, or to dive in and cover it all. But you have to talk about something, and they say write what you know. Whatever that means. Artemio Rios aka Trouble in Vegas aka I Am Las Vegas is causing some dissent in the scene by questionable behavior when it comes to the ladies, as well as paying comedians. We talk about a comic named William Strange and touch on his hypocrisy involving the Butch Bradley incident. Will this spell the end for the Splash pool party and comedy show at The Artisan, or give birth to an entirely new brand of creepy trying-oh-so-hard-to-be-hip-and-sexy shows? The main course of the evening is a pilot script dropped in Patrick’s lap by an old acquaintance of Thai’s.

Aftershow 1396: Thai Rivera Tries and Lies

Patrick dives in to the latest microagression on his ears that is Unbothered. Thai Rivera hastily recounts the events of last weekend where he was allegedly assaulted by another member of the comedy community. But is everything as it seems? Is Thai really the victim he wants you to think he is? He is claiming that the attack was racially motivated, but also that it stems from hurt feelings over a Facebook blocking. It’s sad to watch a man try to play tough but also work every possible angle in the world to be seen as a victim. The delusion reaches new heights, and of course he wanders down a million paths in his memory, reliving countless past altercations and times he has had major fall outs with friends. It’s almost like there is a pattern, but someone is too dumb to see it.

Afershow 1385: Alex Ansel, Thai Rivera Leaks!

Alex Ansel sticks around for today’s aftershow, and Patrick has unearthed a treasure trove of information about everybody’s favorite comedic drama doorknob, Thai Rivera. Why a doorknob? Don’t overthink it. Patrick has recently found out some insane stories about Thai. The following juicy details have recently been alleged by a scandalous source: Thai’s parents don’t really like him, Thai used to be a hard drug addict, Thai lost a sister who was his best friend and felt no remorse, Thai pays his bills through prostitution, Thai made his mom wrap her car with his picture, Thai got tattoos to signal the illuminati that he’s down for whatever, and so much more. We have photos and videos that Thai has erased from all his social media, and we will go over them thoroughly.

Aftershow 1379: Zoom Comedy, Triggers

Patrick kicks off the show by trying to show off a new app that has been developed just for desperate comedians. As if Zoom shows are not bad enough, now there’s an app that let’s “comedians” perform live nightly to earn worthless points for twos of people. It’s getting rough out there. Patrick has trouble getting his iPad to display correctly on the stream. We watch a really cringe video with a conservative black commentator named Jesse Lee Peterson with comedians Shang and Ty Barnett. The comic duo seem to be confused about whether they are being held down or thriving in this era of racism. We learn what Christmas crackers are, because it’s not really an American thing. Long story short for anyone who doesn’t know – it’s not worth learning about.

Aftershow 1377: SpaceX, Black Pedro

Patrick is back for a 3+ hour after show that starts with a watch of the latest SpaceX Starship test, which takes off, lands and then promptly explodes minutes laters. We’re watching the latest Black Pedro nonsense, and it’s worse than ever. Black Pedro gets drunk and embarrassingly flubs his wa through news stories, while failing to understand simple concepts about why a reporter might be biased for a story. We talk about graphics cards and the shortage of chips, a hot new jail show Patrick has discovered, more political and racial discourse, and so much more.

Aftershow 1376: Black Pedro Video Scandal!

Patrick settles in for an aftershow and there’s so many ways we can go today. We dive in to the latest Savage AF show, to hear how much Shang and Black Pedro can beat a dead horse. There’s still no sign of this Black Pedro album, and we get curious and decide to look up videos. As it turns out, Pedro Hernandez has very little footage available only. Most of it is dated, and, get this – he keep uploading the same clip every few months for the past FOUR YEARS! There’s also some Thai Rivera and Josh Denny stuff. The Locals community is NOT working out.