Aftershows

Aftershow 1413: Thai’s House Tour!

The whiskey is flowing, and so are the stories! It’s the aftershow, and we are deep-diving in to more Las Vegas comedy lore. We are talking about clubs, shows, bars, bookers, comics, creeps, landlords and criminals. We are talking about stage time and corruption. We are noticing a lot of things in Thai Rivera’s recent videos, from serious sign swapping to the cutest little beverage station you’ve ever seen. Thai’s got a pillow with rips and stains on it. a potholder your aunt would be embarassed to have, and pills all over the place. While his surgery and recovery may not be a laughing matter, but we do our best to find the silver lining in the life of a sad clown when the world is doing it’s best to give him the light.

Aftershow 1406: Josh Denny Breaks Down!

Josh Denny has had about enough. He’s a man with limits. He has been quiet about this for almost eight years. Or four. Maybe six? Who remembers? But enough is enough. Patrick may think he’s won, hiding his vitriol behind his paywall because he’s terrified of the wrath of Josh’s attorneys. Plus, it’s easy for Patrick to go through life worry-free due to the privilege he’s derived from his private school education and inheritances, which has all contributed to his generational wealth. What the fuck is this about? Josh is on an emotional, angry bender, and it seems money is the root of all his bitterness. You won’t believe how little this dope knows about ANYTHING as he tips hand after hand in a game of ignorance poker the likes of which has never been seen.

Aftershow 1404: Josh Denny’s Alternate Reality

Talk about a blast from the past! Don’t call it a comeback! Our friend Earl Skakel finds his way in to Josh Denny’s home to do an episode of Josh’s latest podcast, Jenksterz, and they get deep in to some old shit. Josh launches in to stories about Patrick and begins to weave a quilt of malformed memories that leave even seasoned fans of Denny’s normal horseshit astounded. Josh then begins to go in to some insane story about Patrick refusing to help Tom Segura launch his podcast, and continue attacking the character of the most fair man on the podcasting planet. Watch Denny squirm in Patrick’s old kitchen while Earl sticks up for Patrick, and Denny accuses Patrick of networking and making friends in Los Angeles comedy spheres.

Aftershow 1401: Trouble in Thai-land!

Patrick is headed to Oklahoma, Kansas and Arkansas, but before he goes, it feels like we should at least cover the latest insanity rising up out of the sweltering sewer that is Las Vegas comedy. Let’s go over the recent events perpetrated by everyone’s favorite dramatic dildo, Thai Rivera, and the horniest promoter this side of St. Louis, Trouble aka Artemis Rios! These two have been at each other’s throats (and not in the gay way) for a year it seems. One is a desperate comedian struggling to validate his career in the public eye while still working hotel pool gigs, and the other is trying to convince a new wave of tourist pussy every weekend that he runs the hottest comedy show in Vegas while putting up open mic talent to headline.

Aftershow 1398: Salsa Samplin’

Patrick is known around the world as one of the fairest men. So when it comes to sampling the salsa of his enemies, it’s a controversial endeavor. Thai Rivera and several local comedians desperate to be liked by everyone are partaking of Karla’s Homemade Salsa, a condiment whipped up in Butch Bradley’s kitchen between improvised flights of whimsy and angry bouts of rage by his girlfriend. The logo may be a pepper fingering it’s own asshole, but can the salsa deliver on flavor? Find out as Patrick samples both the red and green (that’s roja y verde for you locals) on some store-bought chips. Are the rumors of it being too salty true? Will it make a good vodka cocktail? Who knows? It’s salsa. OR IS IT???

Aftershow 1397: Trouble in Vegas, Thai Rivera’s Pilot Script!

There’s so much drama in the Las Vegas comedy community, sometimes it’s hard to know whether to just ignore it, or to dive in and cover it all. But you have to talk about something, and they say write what you know. Whatever that means. Artemio Rios aka Trouble in Vegas aka I Am Las Vegas is causing some dissent in the scene by questionable behavior when it comes to the ladies, as well as paying comedians. We talk about a comic named William Strange and touch on his hypocrisy involving the Butch Bradley incident. Will this spell the end for the Splash pool party and comedy show at The Artisan, or give birth to an entirely new brand of creepy trying-oh-so-hard-to-be-hip-and-sexy shows? The main course of the evening is a pilot script dropped in Patrick’s lap by an old acquaintance of Thai’s.

Aftershow 1396: Thai Rivera Tries and Lies

Patrick dives in to the latest microagression on his ears that is Unbothered. Thai Rivera hastily recounts the events of last weekend where he was allegedly assaulted by another member of the comedy community. But is everything as it seems? Is Thai really the victim he wants you to think he is? He is claiming that the attack was racially motivated, but also that it stems from hurt feelings over a Facebook blocking. It’s sad to watch a man try to play tough but also work every possible angle in the world to be seen as a victim. The delusion reaches new heights, and of course he wanders down a million paths in his memory, reliving countless past altercations and times he has had major fall outs with friends. It’s almost like there is a pattern, but someone is too dumb to see it.

Afershow 1385: Alex Ansel, Thai Rivera Leaks!

Alex Ansel sticks around for today’s aftershow, and Patrick has unearthed a treasure trove of information about everybody’s favorite comedic drama doorknob, Thai Rivera. Why a doorknob? Don’t overthink it. Patrick has recently found out some insane stories about Thai. The following juicy details have recently been alleged by a scandalous source: Thai’s parents don’t really like him, Thai used to be a hard drug addict, Thai lost a sister who was his best friend and felt no remorse, Thai pays his bills through prostitution, Thai made his mom wrap her car with his picture, Thai got tattoos to signal the illuminati that he’s down for whatever, and so much more. We have photos and videos that Thai has erased from all his social media, and we will go over them thoroughly.

Aftershow 1379: Zoom Comedy, Triggers

Patrick kicks off the show by trying to show off a new app that has been developed just for desperate comedians. As if Zoom shows are not bad enough, now there’s an app that let’s “comedians” perform live nightly to earn worthless points for twos of people. It’s getting rough out there. Patrick has trouble getting his iPad to display correctly on the stream. We watch a really cringe video with a conservative black commentator named Jesse Lee Peterson with comedians Shang and Ty Barnett. The comic duo seem to be confused about whether they are being held down or thriving in this era of racism. We learn what Christmas crackers are, because it’s not really an American thing. Long story short for anyone who doesn’t know – it’s not worth learning about.

Aftershow 1377: SpaceX, Black Pedro

Patrick is back for a 3+ hour after show that starts with a watch of the latest SpaceX Starship test, which takes off, lands and then promptly explodes minutes laters. We’re watching the latest Black Pedro nonsense, and it’s worse than ever. Black Pedro gets drunk and embarrassingly flubs his wa through news stories, while failing to understand simple concepts about why a reporter might be biased for a story. We talk about graphics cards and the shortage of chips, a hot new jail show Patrick has discovered, more political and racial discourse, and so much more.

Aftershow 1376: Black Pedro Video Scandal!

Patrick settles in for an aftershow and there’s so many ways we can go today. We dive in to the latest Savage AF show, to hear how much Shang and Black Pedro can beat a dead horse. There’s still no sign of this Black Pedro album, and we get curious and decide to look up videos. As it turns out, Pedro Hernandez has very little footage available only. Most of it is dated, and, get this – he keep uploading the same clip every few months for the past FOUR YEARS! There’s also some Thai Rivera and Josh Denny stuff. The Locals community is NOT working out.

Aftershow 1375: Josh Denny / Thai Rivera

Our kiwi pal Moody says the show we’re watching today would have never happened without us Onions, but who knows? On this bonus show, we watch and review the paywalled morning show that Josh Denny recently did with Thai Rivera. Josh fudges timelines and catches himself several times. Moody calls Josh very racist throughout this show. Thai admits to watching Nobody Likes Onions, and both of them pretend to not know what the other is talking about. Who produces more cringe? Find out now.

Aftershow 1374: Savage AF, Race Warz

Patrick continues combing over this episode of Savage AF, which is full of stimulating race conversation. The conversation then becomes more personal and Patrick begins discussing race issues candidly with everyone’s favorite kiwi, Moody. Patrick and Moody go back and forth for quite a bit discussing race and identity, both confident and steadfast in their points of view, but also reasonable. Nothing gets solved, the world is still on fire, and we keep on keeping on.

Aftershow 1373: Thai, Josh Denny

Patrick continues covering the clusterfuck of a podcast that Thai Rivera did with fellow comics Shang and Black Pedro. It gets even more ridiculous as Thai begins the act like he has somehow made a fool out of Shang and Pedro. They both spiral in to hypothetical arguments, spurious emotional anecdotes, and straight-up name calling. It’s hard to tell who is more cringe in this abortion of a broadcast.

Aftershow 1362

We watch some videos of the most recent shooting in Philadelphia. We don’t apologize for anyone getting triggered around here. Fans scare Patrick in to taking his bow off and respecting Twitch rules about graphic content. We check in on Thai Rivera, Simply Sara, Trump has some weird ads about zombies and the apocalypse, and Moody introduces Cooking with Hoarders.

Aftershow 1353 (Part 1)

Patrick is hanging out for an eight-hour mega-broadcast. Superfan Moody quickly curbs any instinct Patrick has to venture back to Thai Rivera coverage. We take a wonderful detour into the life of Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkey Lips from a show in the 90’s called Salute Your Shorts. It’s from a thing called Nickelodeon. Before the internet. Anyway, the dude is like borderline homeless now and he’s cooking tacos in his fucking toilet. We wish this wasn’t true.

Aftershow 1353 (Part 2)

Patrick wraps up a full broadcast day with an old faithful well of comedy, however unintentional. We go through Thai Rivera’s latest two YouTube videos, which are much shorter and more digestible that some of his more recent hour-long drug-fueled forgetful rants. This doesn’t mean it’s any easier to sit through, but we manage.

Aftershow 1351: Cooking with Kay

After such a large helping of Thai, we cleanse our palette with some British flavors. Or should we say lack of flavor. Moody, who never has a shortcoming of idiots in his back pocket, presents Patrick with Kay. Kay is a saucy woman from Sheffield, England who has decided she needs to grace YouTube with her cooking skills.