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NLO 1332: Simon Says

Patrick is up in the middle of the night to connect with comedian George Dimarelos in Melbourne, Australia. George gives Patrick the honest truth about what the rest of the world thinks about America during this pandemic. The duo remembers easier times at comedy festivals months ago. Patrick expresses frustration about the coronavirus testing process, and still has no results yet. Kanye is running for president and we aren’t sure whether to take it seriously.

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Aftershow 1332 – Kicked Off Twitch!

Steve Curran is the world’s answer to the question, “why can’t we have nice things?” On this after show, Steve calls in, brash as ever, and proceeds to become more and more belligerent, until he whips out a confederate flag and proudly hangs it from his shanty. Unfortunately, he also hangs a little ass in the process. We get dropped off Twitch, Patrick become irate and makes him take the flag down.

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NLO 1331: Swabs and Slobs

It’s a tense morning here at the Onions studio, and Patrick is preparing to go for an examination that could change the course of the show forever. This could be the last time you hear from him, as he’s on the way to get a COVID-19 test soon, and he’s vowed that if he’s positive he won’t be wasting his last days podcasting. The sentimentality sends Patrick down a podcasting walk to remember.

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NLO 1330: Fireworks & Furloughs

Patrick is drinking for the first time in about a month, and Roy Johnson joins in from Tulsa. It’s late on a Friday, it’s hot in the desert, and it feels like the world is ending. Sláinte! Patrick doesn’t understand why Microsoft ruins anything it touches. People need to stop setting off fireworks for no reason. Patrick pitches his idea for a new quarantine haircut business.

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NLO 1329: Pizza Stoned

Roy Johnson checks in from Tulsa to take us on another Uber Eats adventure, and this time we are having Outback Steakhouse. G’day, dopes! Patrick doesn’t really know what to think of anything anymore, much less the latest round of MeToo-ings going around.

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NLO 1328: Are You OK?

Patrick has fallen victim to the worst attack of depression known to man, and only yelling seems to help. Both coronavirus and Black Lives Matter are back for round two at the same time. Alex Ansel checks in to tell us about his gaming channel, how to dodge a scandal, and advice on chairs.

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