Secret Shows

MEMBERS ONLY! EXTRA! EXTRA! Bleed All About It!

Come join Patrick and an army of animal critters as they take over the underforest and save the Amazon from the likes of Evilcorp! Don’t forget to use code BEEEBADABEEBADABOO at Lake City Quiet Pills for a huge discount!

NOT A SHOW! The Show You’ve Been Waiting For!

Strap on your hats and get ready to spunk your bunk! Patrick is back to rain on your parade. Call your dads, prep your parents and berate the local ethnic! It’s NLO in the night time, and you’ve never looked better than you look right now, you monster!

MEMBERS ONLY: GLUG GLUG! Chad Zumock Is A Walking Red Flag!

Happy Friday night and welcome to a members only stream. There’s lots of members streams out there, but this one is just for making fun of comedian Chad Zumock as he navigates a world that has rejected him. Determined to make people thing he is a still a working comic, and clamoring for relevance with some of the most B-list comics ever, Chad continues his fight for mediocrity and we are here for it!

WE GOT ‘EM! Is A Hunchback RUINING An Old Man’s Life?

Kevin Brennan is grumpy! Join Patrick with your opinions and thoughts! We would LOVE to know what you think. Kevin Brennan is VERY nervous about Atlantic City, and is threatening to not come! Why, KB? What are you so scared of? The logic is falling apart, and the old man is losing focus. Come count my money and bring your kids for a ride down the old curved-spine slide of terror!

Members Only Show – February 2, 2024

Join Patrick as he wades through the latest Heather Gillespie videos. Xavier is now leaking nudes online and Heather might be involved in a cover-up. The baby is due soon and Heather is wishing for a sponsor to give her a fully furnished apartment so they can have a happy life. And you’ll never believe what THEY are doing now. They’re dehydrating them!

RENT FREE! A Musical! Comedian Succubutt & Anal Tart KATE MEANEY Bares All!

Uh oh! Comedian Kevin Meaney and that banger of a daughter Kate Meaney, along with her NBC executive mother, have gotten themselves in to quite a pickle! Watch as Kevin Brennan eats hard candy and swallows more than hard truths as he tries to balance a chat room and dwindling superchats with “sticking it to Melton” by booking bores!

PARASOCIAL PARABLE! Unstable Crazy Fan “Jessi” SPERGS Out With LIES & Cope!

Patrick has always said that the most rabid fans are the ones that turn the fastest. The latest version of this cautionary tale involves a woman we’ll call Jessi, because that seems to be what she goes by on the X. Come watch the cautionary tale of impatience, paranoia, and the complete spiral of reality that is Jessi the super fan! Oh, boy! It’s one you’re not going to want to miss!

MEMBERS ONLY: Friday Night MLC BREAKDOWN! Agents of CHAOS!

It’s FRIDAY night, and it’s never been more angry in the air! Tongiht we break down some of the lies told by failed comedienne Chad Zumock, and his new adopted father Kevin Brennan. The grift train keeps on cooking, so don’t even come around here if you’re poor, you sad sacks of soylent! Tonight – Patrick notices a new tick that Chad has developed, we lol as hard as possible at Chad’s constant hoop-jumping, as well as the equipment he’s hoarding for his new studio. And most of all we can’t help but focus on whatever the fork it is Chad keep doing with DAT MOUF!

CHRISTMAS SNIPING! Chad RUNS AWAY O-gain!

Chad runs away from his own stream on Christmas Day after getting distracted by the fat failure that is Patrick. Is Chad still winning? Is this the Christmas show chad planned and wanted? Is this the mudshark that we have all come to love, or has the shark lost all his teeth. You be the judge on this very special Christmas episode of Sniping the Sniper!

MEMBERS ONLY: Cool Cat VS. Dirty Dog – An Insane Watch Party!

Welcome to the jungle! It’s been a fun week in the miseryverse, with Kate Meaney teasing a new podcast, Chad Zumock beginning to spiral about Atlantic City, and so much more! What does the night hold for those bold enough to venture in to the night with these Onion knights so bold! Come along and join the brigade, and have a laugh or two with your pal Patrick before this weekend’s Christmas chaos befalls you.

Members Only Show – December 1, 2023

It’s a Friday night Member’s Only extravaganza! We meander the web and try to make sense of it so you don’t have to. Tonight, we try to unravel and explain the Keanu C. Thompson versus Kate Meaney situation. Just a couple of broads arguing about their buttholes and what they do with them in their spare time. Geno Bisconte and Keanu are allegedly retaliating against Kate for buddying up with Kevin Brennan, but Keanu and Geno say that isn’t so. Who is telling the truth? Kevin Brennan and Keanu call in to set the record straight. We also catch up with TommyNC2010 and look back to remember what makes this special boy so special.

BONUS: Phil Elmore’s a BIG Fan! KEVIN BRENNAN Berates Shuli & Bobby! Joey C Goes TOO FAR!

Can you believe Kevin Brennan spends his Friday nights with a tallboy of red wine and a grin across his face as his listens to Melton in the Evenings? Tonight Patrick attempts to do a Kevin Brennan style program where he just rants and talks ish about people and plays no clips. Jk jk there will definitely be clips. Just because Kevin’s computer can’t handle video playback doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t have a little fun watching the mistakes and blunders of others! Phil Elmore calls in to talk about his brother and his taboo tendencies. It gets weird! Kevin Brennan calls in to complain about The Shuli Network. Replayables is still doing great. Chad Zumock can spin anything in to a win, despite overwhelming evidence and thousdands of eyeball witnesses.