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NLO 1358: Farts and Minds

Patrick has just finished up a week of work in Tulsa and sits down with comedian Scott Schaffer to bitch about these kids today. Progressing in to straight-up “get off my lawn” territory, the two discuss the state of comedy and the world by basically bitching about people who can’t stop bitching. Anyone who posts on social media might be absolutely mentally ill, and blocking people is most definitely a sign of narcissistic dementia.

NLO 1355: Remembering Joe

It’s been years since anyone has really thought about Crazy Joe, so some people may not really be familiar with this mad man. Crazy Joe is a wannabe radio personality in the Hudson Valley just north of NYC. He’s been trying to get his radio show/podcast going for about 6 years, but keeps running in to technical problems. He also keeps fighting against anyone who ever tries to help him because of his degraded mental capacity.

Aftershow 1353 (Part 1)

Patrick is hanging out for an eight-hour mega-broadcast. Superfan Moody quickly curbs any instinct Patrick has to venture back to Thai Rivera coverage. We take a wonderful detour into the life of Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkey Lips from a show in the 90’s called Salute Your Shorts. It’s from a thing called Nickelodeon. Before the internet. Anyway, the dude is like borderline homeless now and he’s cooking tacos in his fucking toilet. We wish this wasn’t true.

Aftershow 1351: Cooking with Kay

After such a large helping of Thai, we cleanse our palette with some British flavors. Or should we say lack of flavor. Moody, who never has a shortcoming of idiots in his back pocket, presents Patrick with Kay. Kay is a saucy woman from Sheffield, England who has decided she needs to grace YouTube with her cooking skills.

PM in the AM – August 21, 2020

Another day and we have fired up YouTube to watch a very weird video uploaded by our pal Thai Rivera. Thai has partnered with some local Vegas studio, in what we can only imagine involved a series of false promises and lies. Can you imagine inviting Thai to come “create content” where your children sleep? We tour the studio and see everything it has to offer

NLO 1347: Trez’ Company

The Trez Mala deep dive continues, and this well goes deep. Or should we say this dam is high? Either way, strap in as we explore Trez’ YouTube and social media to discover just what gives this guy his comedy edge. We learn how to cook eggs on a grill, how eating old pork with mac and cheese in a deep fried tortilla won’t kill you instantly, and you don’t need six views on a YouTube video to make you a star.

PM in the AM – Thursday, July 23, 2020

Patrick is buzzing for a few reasons this morning, but the most likely reason is the nicotine coursing through his vains. Juul Gang in the house son! Patrick is treating himself to some pods for a road trip to Phoenix. He’s also pumped to hear Donald Trump come out and talk to the people about coronavirus. There’s nothing like seeing a leader address his people! Making America great again – it’s just what the man does best!

Aftershow 1335 – Roy Johnson, Steve Curran

Steve Curran has a lot to say, but Roy is struggling to understand much of it in this after show filled with audio issues and arguing. Curran has a chip on his shoulder about his pizza not winning the contest. Listen to advice on bars, doing cocained during a pandemic, and so much more. As always, this advice is brought to you by people who really believe that they’re smarter than they are.

Aftershow 1334 – Padding Thai

Everyone’s favorite proud boy, Steve Curran, calls in to talk about what big fans we are becoming of Thai Rivera and his manic brand of sassy comedy. We watch him on some election show from years ago, and dip in to a couple other videos and aspects of this man’s bizarre obsession with “letting them know.” The chat is lit, the laughs are flowing, and we don’t see a reason not to kick back for some more Vegas comedy classics.

Aftershow 1333 – Crazy Joe Live!

Patrick is cooling off after a heated show, and some fans are here to help. We revisit our old friend Crazy Joe, who happens to be live on Periscope during the show. We learn that Joe recently exposed his penis on his live stream, and he has one hell of a hog. We take some phone calls from some new and old fans, including Edinburgh Mikey and a boy named Branch.

Aftershow 1332 – Kicked Off Twitch!

Steve Curran is the world’s answer to the question, “why can’t we have nice things?” On this after show, Steve calls in, brash as ever, and proceeds to become more and more belligerent, until he whips out a confederate flag and proudly hangs it from his shanty. Unfortunately, he also hangs a little ass in the process. We get dropped off Twitch, Patrick become irate and makes him take the flag down.

AS 1330 – Steve Curran, Riffs & Raids

Friday night debauchery continues, and the drinks don’t stop either. Patrick entertains a call from Steve Curran who proceeds to rant and rave about the happenings of the day. Patrick discovers some of the joys of Twitch, including emote explosions and raids, and tries to take it in stride. With so much alcohol and bad decision making, is it any wonder that your guess as to what happens in this show is just as good as ours?

SpaceX Crew Dragon Launch

Patrick is joined by Sean from Liverpool in this two-part show covering some big milestone for SpaceX. They’re sending some Americans in to space for the first time since the space shuttle got canned, but if we’re honest we are only watching in case something goes wrong. The launch gets scrubbed and Patrick tries to convince Sean about the flat earth theory. In part 2, Patrick returns and the launch finally goes off without a hitch. Which is great for them, but kind of boring.

Burning Bridges: An Onion Arbitration

Who is the Queefsquad? What are they? And why are they so concerned with what an ex-member and fellow streamer is doing with his life? One of the Queefsquad members, Jonesy, calls in to make his case against a former friend who he feels has done them dirty. We dive in to The Who, what, when, where, and why in this airing of grievances, ultimately allowing you, the viewer, to decide the outcome of this “case.”

Animal Crossing Lesson

Alex Ansel fires up the Nintendo Switch machine to try to walk Patrick through the newest game sensation, Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Apparently some people in the chat room like this game, but Patrick doesn’t get it. Alex gives us a tour of his island, introduces us to some of his weirdo residents, and then shows us how to pick fruit and catch fish. If you’ve ever wanted to know what it would be like to be stuck on a desertt island with only a video game and some animal AI that speaks gibberish, this is the game for you!

PM in the AM – Fri, May 22, 2020

PM in the AM is back and so are America’s gangsters. Patrick talks about the reopening of casinos, and two shootings this week that prove we are getting back to normality. Patrick doesn’t understand the Nintendo Switch, but feels like he should get one in order to keep up with the youngsters. Animal Crossing is all the rage, so we try to dive in and learn what it’s all about. Alex Ansel checks in to explain why it’s so addictive.

The 420 Awards (2020)

It’s that time of year again – the grass couldn’t be greener for this years 420 Awards, super not-live from Las Vegas, NV. Moody joins Patrick from New Zealand to watch and provide commentary of the 2020 edition of The 420 Awards, produced and hosted (and probably edited and filmed) by Derek Savage, aka Daddy Derek. With appearances by celebrities, and some key changeups to this year’s awards, it’s going to be an exciting lineup.

CURRANTINED! Episode 2

Steve Curran is back and he’s holding up very well in the face of a modern-day apocalypse. Patrick tries to do some prank calls that don’t work out. Kim Jung Un might be dead or…

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