Members Only: July 31, 2026

Patrick kicks off this marathon members show griping about moving costs, flooring, and a lime harvest before things go completely sideways. A trans OnlyFans couple, Latonya and her wife Andrea, walk Patrick and Moody through years of voicemails, texts, and dick pics from a guy they call "Michael Ray Bower," who apparently begged for a free computer and then melted down when he got roasted for it. From there it's straight into an Ethan Ralph 911 call and bodycam footage, then a genuinely enormous, multi-hour teardown of Chad Zumock's fake $500 comedy gigs, his made-up "cash" car purchase, and his GoFundMe grift, played out live against his own stream. A random bodycam clip of a kid calling the cops on her mom gets thrown in for good measure, and it all closes out with a Danger Ducky sauce-swap clip.