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September 21, 2023 – Chad Zumock’s SAD World, Ray Devito ENABLED Again!

We are blessed this morning with a tree that has so much fruit on it, it’s hard to tell which delicious, succulent piece to grab first. Chad Zumock is melting down. The reports are coming in far and wide about Zumock’s latest attempt to control the narrative. Google has some amazing Chad Zumock morsels for the picking over. Ray Devito was analyzed on MLC yesterday, and Kevin Brennan was loving it. But did the psychiatrist help Ray? Does Ray even understand what’s happening around him? Only time will tell. Let’s see where the day takes us, shall we?

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September 19, 2023 – CHAD ZUMOCK Is Big Mad! This Cleveland Has-Been Can’t Stop Lying!

Chad Zumock is a mudshark with no place to go! Watch as the Z-Man panics and attacks one of his most ardent admirers and lashes out to control the narrative! Chad Zumock is desperate to not let people know he flies to Texas to sell 117 tickets, doesn’t move any merch, and shakes on stage while he tries to remember his old jokes. Listen to the harrowing tale of Chad Zumock, a failed comedian who doesn’t know he’s a failure, try to spin and change facts in real time. Chad is continually contradicting himself and going off on tangents about things that have nothing to do with anything. The working theory is that poor Chadley lacks the mental capacity to form any kind of coherent argument or stance , and therefore ends every tirade sitting in silence, pursing his lips over and over, while wallowing in his disturbingly dark reality. Enjoy the overtime as Patrick forgoes other topics to discuss this sad, broken dummy.

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BONUS SHOW – September 16, 2023

Patrick attempts a cold open for the ages, with a lot of remorse, emotion, passion and anger. What will you think of this super-original art piece? We check in on our favorite walrus Corey, who seems to be trying something new with YouTube yet again. Like his counterpart Josh Denny, he can’t seem to stick to anything and therefore never gains any traction on social media. Now he’s driving and eating on camera while offering almost no wit or entertainment. We also get a phone call from Sketti Tooth reporting about her recent experience at Chad Zumock’s comedy shows in Dallas. It’s everything you could ever want to hear in a Chad report!

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NLO LIVE: BOB LEVY Calls In, Chad Can’t Stop Watching, Drunk on Cringe is BACK! (August 11, 2023)

Happy Friday, finicky friends! Kevin Brennan calls out Bob for allowing himself to be played a manipulated by Shuli over the recent acquisition of Chad Zumock by the nework. Is Shuli playing everyone? Is he afraid of Chad? We talk and get to the bottom of it. Bob Levy calls in to explain and also talk a little bit about Chad Zumock and the upcoming Atlantic City meetup. Alex Stein gets a taste of Kevin Brennan’s wrath. Ray DeVito is podcasting with his new German shirt overload, Drunk on Cringe, and it goes about as well as you can imagine. Chad Zumock can’t stop watching NLO and calls in over and over and over to try and control what little part of the narrative he is still a character in.

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NLO LIVE: Take it EZ! All About The R’s! (August 10. 2023)

Patrick is fresh off his 27 hour marathon experience, and his voice has yet to fully recover. So let’s take it easy and everyone make an extra effort to get along and keep things smooth. Let’s make this a day all about R and R and R and R…so many R’s. KC Armstrong is getting so good at his keyboard, we may have to put on a recital soon. Chad Zumock is desperate to get back in to the limelight. Ray DeVito may have actually learned something from Patrick. Will Kevin ever invite Patrick on MLC again after Patrick’s appearance on Who Are These Podcasts? Let’s talk about it!

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Members Only Show – July 7, 2023

I have a bad feeling about this. Patrick has some internal business to take care of. Has one of our favorite mods gone rogue yet again? Patrick takes calls from listeners about anything and everything under the sun. Patrick and the chat formulate a plan to purchase a billboard in Minnesota for the Steel Toe Morning Show anniversary show.

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NLO LIVE: KC Armstrong is a Real Boy, Bower is Crushing It (July 7, 2023)

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today?

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NLO LIVE: Ray Can’t Cook, Chad Can’t Win (July 6, 2023)

It’s Thursday, and boy, does it ever feel like it! Let’s keep on pushing to get through this week and just soak up some away-time from the Internet this weekend, ok? Patrick has wired up his cough button, but there’s a hum that’s driving him crazy. Will it cause him to storm out of the room and go back to bed? Find out why an email right before the show has Patrick questioning humanity. And what does Flimsy Greenberg say that hurts Patrick to his core? Find out all of these answers and more on this show. Also, Patrick may or may not be a victim of a Cash app scam by a pastor in Maryland. Ray DeVito may be the most challenged adult in the world, and his recent steak experience shows all his flaws. Chad Zumock makes another bad call and goes on to MLC for one of the most pointless screaming matches to grace a podcast in this dumb war yet.

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NLO LIVE: Sad World is Sad – Breaking Down the Dabbleverse (July 3, 2023)

Tis the eve of the anniversary of the birth of our nation. And we here at Onioncorp are thankful for free speech, fine foods, and good old fashioned name calling. Patrick is becoming ever disturbed by the ongoing activities in the so-called Dabbleverse, and the cauldron could either be coming to a boil or the flame could be about to die completely. Join Patrick this morning to recap the latest from Kevin Brennan, Bob Levy, Shuli, and KC Armstrong. And find out what this all has to do with some idiot name Stuttering John Melendez. This ship is suffering fom an airlock failure and we are going to need everyone to head to the escape pods – stat!

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Members Only Show – June 30, 2023

It’s Friday night and the mood is right! Who is Joey C and why is he so concerned with Patrick making light of his dead child? Thai Rivera has figured out how to be successful on YouTube. Maybe. There’s a new Vegas podcast on the scene and it’s gonna be great. (We got one!)

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NLO LIVE: Stevie Lew’s Life on Trial, Chad’s Hat Contest & More! (June 30, 2023)

It’s your chance to air out all the Stevie Lew dirt you have. Patrick has been warned for months about the nefarious back-handed dealings of Stevie Lew and his henchmen. But is the danger real? Is this guy a serious threat to others and possibly himself? You convince us all if you have dirt! We are having a Friday art contest and the assignment is Chad’s next hat and/or costume. What’s your prediction for the mud worm’s next attempt at a personality? Wait until you meet Joey C and dive in to his “content.” Yikes! We got one!

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Members Only: Stream Sniper Roundup! Chad, Stuttering John, Kevin Brennan and More!

Thanks for being a member and supporting the show! This one is just for you! Patrick has some thoughts on the recent Lil Mir interview with Chad and wants to give Lil Mir a message about his content. The Dr. Chow collab may be a good idea. Summer Sinclair’s boyfriend has some pretty harsh words for Patrick and the onions. Blondecast gets weirder and weirder. Are they only chopping up one episode a month and putting it out as multiple episodes? Is Casper poor? Does he need shirts? Why does Hailey have to listen to a playlist to psych herself up to do three minutes of comedy? What are these dorks doing?

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Members Only Show – June 23, 2023

Thanks for being a member and supporting the show! This one is just for you! Patrick has some thoughts on the recent Lil Mir interview with Chad and wants to give Lil Mir a message about his content. The Dr. Chow collab may be a good idea. Summer Sinclair’s boyfriend has some pretty harsh words for Patrick and the onions. Blondecast gets weirder and weirder. Are they only chopping up one episode a month and putting it out as multiple episodes? Is Casper poor? Does he need shirts? Why does Hailey have to listen to a playlist to psych herself up to do three minutes of comedy? What are these dorks doing?

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NLO (NOT) LIVE: Bowers Micro Peen, Erik Nagel Stinks, April’s Saucy Breast (June 23, 2023)

Happy Friday! Patrick is on vacation at the beach, but he slaved away for you yesterday pre-recording a whole show so that you chat monkeys would get your fix! Patrick has some quick thoughts about Chad and why he needs to knock it off with the constant cope-lies regarding his numbers. What is is! A listener writes in to tell Patrick that all his problems stem from pork! Micheal Ray Bower is changing up his whole auction process and he walks you through how it might probably maybe work one day. There’s an unearthed video where Bower admits to having a micro-penis and proclaiming he doesn’t care about the consequences. April Imholte has opened her social media accounts with confidence an is showing off what’s left of her family whole also displaying more cleavage in preparation for more simpcasting!

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NLO LIVE: Bower Auction Breakdown, Mooby Snaps & More! (June 21, 2023)

It’s a CLASSIC SUMMER Wednesday and Patrick is here to help you over the hump! And you’ve picked an excellent show to not miss, because this one has some twists and turns you can’t even begin to believe. Ray DeVito has let the Bud Light eat in to his brain if he thinks he knows his labia from his laptop. Michael Ray Bower gives a very long and sad auction update. Patrick gets a job interview at Facebook. Little Lemmi is letting her Steel Toe mod power trip flare up again as Aaron cannot seem to reach 10k subscribers to save his life.

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NLO LIVE: Mooby’s Info Moat, The Blondecast (June 20, 2023)

It’s Tuesday and Patrick has had another horrific night of sleep, but he’s such a show soldier that he’s here for you anyway. We have some big things coming up this week and you’re probably going to want to listen. Las Vegas comedian Casper ThaGhost has a new podcast and he’s been very sneaky about it. Butch Bradley has a friend with a dream. Patrick owes Suli an apology, but he also manages to work in some digs at the same time. Aaron Imholte gets caught up in a big flex while coping with his inability to hit 10K subscribers.