Members Only: March 6, 2026

Patrick spends much of the night watching a Michael Ray Bower members-only stream. Bower tells a story about police stopping him on the way to a Butterfly Effect audition, gives KarmicX advice about Patreon, says a Smashing Pumpkins song was a sign from God about his new car, and announces that he forgives Patrick. He also reads insults sent in by NLO viewers, talks about his upcoming heart surgery and a rent increase, and sings "Stand By Me" before signing off. Along the way, a viewer named Aaron the Rat accidentally sends a $1,000 Supertip, which leads to a long discussion about refunds, fees and fixing the Supertip slider. After a call from Marty, Patrick finally explains what happened with Hackamania's venue. The Plaza didn't renew the Sand Dollar bar's lease, and the new tenant, Hogs & Heifers, asked for $25,000 a day, so the event is moving to the Plaza's grand showroom for April 10-12. The back half covers Royce Miller's review of McDonald's Big Arch, Richard Leland Neal's videos about money and his cats, and Heather Gillespie's 2023 trespassing arrest in Chicago along with her later appeal to her "sponsors." The show wraps up with a new guy, Steven Styles, and a run of police camera videos, including an Applebee's shrimp dispute and a Key West driver who was pepper-sprayed over a chicken.