Remember the show Salute Your Shorts on Nickelodeon in the 1990s? Of course you do, you little rapscallion. Donkeylips, aka Michael Ray Bower, has been an actor his whole life. But a few years ago his parents passed away, he ran out of money, and moved in to the saddest apartment in Hollywood and started cooking tacos in his own toilet. This latest update from Camp Anawanna's favorite fat fuck is even sadder than the ones before it. Pour some egg nog, maybe fry up some toilet tacos or another disgusting snack, and sit back and listen as Michael Ray Bower tells us why things have been so hard for him for the past few years. God speed, little friend!
Patrick is here on a Friday night, and the drinks and opinions are flowing. On this show, Patrick explores Donald Trump’s latest scam – collectible NFT trading cards, featuring some of the sickest Trump memes out there. What is he doing with this money? Who are the idiots advising our leaders? Elon Musk becomes more and more unhinged as he lets his personal emotions dictate policy at Twitter, sometimes with very little notice to users. Is someone after him? Doesn’t he have other companies to run? The White House is probably lying. Wild Fork Foods sends Patrick a very special gift package. Women are confused about who they are and how they are supposed to behave ad relate to men on dates. …
Patrick continues the insanity with a look back at some favorites to see what they are up to in 2022. Our friend Michael Ray Bower has stopped posting videos for months, after regular updates from his bachelor box. We watch a house tour we somehow missed previously, and what we see on his chair is enough to bring up yesterday's lunch. We also check in on Daddy Derek, everyone's favorite children's beastiality author. There's new remixes of the same old footage, and some new books for children you want to screw up at an early age. It's a rough internet out there, but remember - these lights will guide you home!
Patrick extends the party with a look at some of the most lovable characters in NLO lore. We first check in on Josh Denny, who is doing his thing by trying to crank out interesting interviews and fun topical news shows. Is it working? You be the judge! We also check in on everyone's favorite efficiency apartment gourmand, Michael Ray Bower. Donkey Lips has some new memory cards to show off, and the cringe is still strong with this one. Finally, our old kiwi pal Moody shows us a new YouTuber he insists we are going to love, but Patrick seems to be skeptical. Let's dive in to the world of John Fears together and see if it's worth it, or if this show should have ended sooner.