Tom Segura is back with his biting wit and cynical whimsy. What the hell does that mean? I don’t know, but it sure does take up space in this description area. Patrick and Tom talk about the movie precious, a pervert who is throwing animal semen on young girls in the U.K., and the danger of earthquakes in California. I didn’t even know Precious lived in California.

Jamie Kennedy, actor, comedian, and rapper extraordinaire is in the studio, breaking shit down on a semi-politically correct basis. Jamie talks about his past projects, upcoming stuff, and his relationship with the beautiful Jennifer Love Hewitt. Patrick and Jamie talk about terrorism, girls and their naughty bits, and racism when there isn’t racism. It’s a great show!

Well, you know how crazy Thursdays can be. We’ve got a cavalcade of guests in the studio, including old-timey NLO favorite, Jake Lloyd. We’re also joined by long-time NLO fan Spyke, and a bouncing, buoyant buck named Rob. Rob and Spyke are friends, and they have stories and commentary that make this episode very interesting. It’s all over the place.

We’ve got comedian Darren Carter in the studio, and he’s in a scrambled mood as we bounce around from topic to topic. We talk about some news stories, including a woman who was molested as a child and now wants money for it, and a girl that fought a shark and ended up winning. They also discuss delicious Brain Toniq, the official energy drink of the show. It’s good.

Chris Neff is back in studio with Patrick to discuss the finer things in life, like rough anal sex and twisted porn. Take this as a warning, folks. This show gets a little graphic, but there are also some great nuggets (pardon the obvious pun) of comedy and insight as well. We’ll let you be the judge, jury and executioner this time. Tell us if you liked it in the forums.

Patrick is joined in the studio by friend and fellow-comedian Tom Segura. Tom starts out this show by teaching Patrick about rappers, particularly DMX and NAS, and how they’ve been very influential to him. Patrick and Tom discuss past shows worked together, and then the show takes a dark turn towards the discussion of midget genitalia. It’s just the kind of thing you like.

Patrick is joined in the studio by two fellow comedians, Chris Neff and the allegedly all-too-gabby Will Clifton. The guys have a fun show, talking about past gigs where there were some horror stories, Will’s upcoming commercial where he has to ride a horse, and a couple news stories. We also talk about Will’s militant obsession with folding his clothes properly.

Darren Carter, self-appointed party starter, joins Patrick and Brian in the studio to talk about comedy, news issues of the day, and take some calls from the listeners. Patrick challenges Darren to a rap battle, that ends with an awesome climax. So there you have it – a show with something for just about everyone. We hope you like it as much as we liked making it. Like cookies.

Patrick is joined in the studio by Shane, a badass, extreme commercial actor who likes to make his own beer and take no prisoners. Shane’s a fun guy, and proves in this show that he is definitely straight. You’re going to need a quarter of a million dollars if you want to engage in a gay sex act with him. We’re getting ahead of ourselves. Enjoy the show.

We’re there – Los Angeles. We’ve moved the studio across the country to California, and we’re ready to bring you laughs from the left coast. In the coming weeks, we will parade new and old guests across your eardrums, and bring you more entertainment that you can fit in a breadbox. Until then, enjoy the L.A. douchiness that is Nobody Likes Onions. In L.A. Where we are.

The show is moving to L.A., but during the downtime we’re doing some short shows for you. They’re not as fulfilling as a regular show, but then again, it’s better than nothing. So you should just take it and be thankful. In this show, we re-hash an old idea of sitting on the toilet in reverse, and try to re-invent going to the bathroom altogether.

The show is moving to L.A., but during the downtime we’re doing some short shows for you. They’re not as fulfilling as a regular show, but then again, it’s better than nothing. So you should just take it and be thankful. In this show, Patrick and Johnny learn more about the Twilight movie series and how gay it is. Seriously.

The show is moving to L.A., but during the downtime we’re doing some short shows for you. They’re not as fulfilling as a regular show, but then again, it’s better than nothing. So you should just take it and be thankful. In this show, Patrick talks about a disturbing practice involving cologne and his asshole. Just listen.

The show is moving to L.A., but during the downtime we’re doing some short shows for you. They’re not as fulfilling as a regular show, but then again, it’s better than nothing. So you should just take it and be thankful. In this show, we talk about the movie Avatar that a lot of the kids are in to now, and we make fun of it. A lot.