Jake is fresh off the plane from Brazil, and he is going to tell you all about it. He talks fast, so strap in. We also talk about a soldier in the army who is a fan, and what he hasn’t done for the show. Finally, Patrick tries some hot sauce sent in by a listener and tries not to cry after eating just a drop. It’s pretty hot. Seriously.

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and filmmaker Dave Siegel. That’s right, kids – a real, live jew. We’re talking about how to get famous on YouTube, what not to do if you have cocaine in your purse, the oil spill, and who deserved what at the Emmy awards. It’s an entertaining thing for your face.

Patrick is back in Los Angeles, and Josh Denny joins him in the studio talking about things that have gone down in the past couple of weeks. There’s a big NLO show coming to L.A. in October, and Josh is taking up surfing. Yeah, that’s not a typo. We’re back on our game, so enjoy the funny, kids! Hells yeah!

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re listening for the first time, go back and find a regular show to start with!

Patrick is still out on the road, but the parade of new, original entertainment continues. Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh and comedian Al Jackson. Al is a comic that Patrick has worked with since back in the day in Florida, who now lives in New York, but is making the move to Los Angeles soon. He’s super funny and stuff.

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re listening for the first time, go back and find a regular show to start with!

Patrick is joined by Jake in the studio. Well, he was when this show was recorded over a week ago. Patrick is talking about getting a new cat, and it’s pretty much his cat-baby. What a weirdo. Anyway, it’s just another recorded show in the mix as we try to keep them coming while Patrick is traveling. We hope you enjoy it. If not, then oh well.