NLO 897: Reward Taco
CORNELL REID is here, along with returning fans Ben and Brendan. It’s a very rowdy show as the fans get too high to function like humans. Patrick explains why he is sleeping on an air mattress. He’s also getting super tan for the ladies, but destroyed a chair in the process. Between his car breaking down, and owing “all-of-it” money to the IRS, Patrick is not a happy boy. D-Fritz calls in drunk to berate the fans, and then they continue to knock studio shit over. Fan Allison also calls in to defend her fatness. Ben explains why he prefers the harsh touch of paper towels to wipe with, rather than normal toilet paper. Everybody wants to buy things from the Silk Road website, but no one has the balls to actually do it.