Why don't you duck-walk your silly ass on over here an plant one on me, Sally!
Chad Zumock is having a rough time between his tiny apartment being revealed, harassing deliveries during his show, and now his fake girlfriend breaking up with him and his dreams of being a homeowner evaporating. Matt Mead still hasn't learned damage control and continues to make things worse for himself. Aaron Imholte is doing great, crushing the haters and making us feel! Mersh thinks Patrick plays dumb for content, but on this show Patrick plans to play even dumber!
We're launching something new and fun tonight, so come be a part of it! Patrick has been too busy to prepare a show, so this one could get interesting. What do you think we should do? What would you guys like to cover? Thanks for participating in this poll!
Is Matt Mead the biggest simp you've ever seen in your life? Or is he just a complete idiot? You be the judge! Karmic gets cryptic about his life and wherabouts while revealing even more about his life an whereabouts. Scarlett continues her parade of shows while completely alienating her original e-Daddy Mersh, who completely loses it on her for her appearance on Ethan Ralph's show. Aaron Imholte spent the weekend neglecting his kids again to go out on the streets and play news man, and he still can't hit a goal.
With the lowest numbers he's ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.
Patrick has put out an offer for Stuttering John to come to Hackamania, but just like a bunch of buffoons before him, he's handled in the wrong way! Felicia Gillespie has a track record of being completely nuts when it comes to relationships. Michael Ray Bower is trying to make the most of the new year, but will it stick? Chad Zumock does another walk and talk stream where he reveals how much his loyal fans really mean to him. Plus we check in on some of our favorite nuts in the NLO goof troupe!
KarmicX is living at Felicia Gillespie's place again, because he can't be alone with his own thoughts in the frozen Minnesota north. But it doesn't seem like he is finding peace and happiness in his newfound old relationship, and the cracks are already forming in this simple man's facade. Kevin Brennan doesn't understand anything, and the meltdowns lately have been amazing. Watch as dementia-adjacent KB continues his crash outs for all to watch. Kitty Pineapple, one of the belles of the Las Vegas comedy ball, is back making content and laughs for us to dig in to.
Chad Zumock admits he has no skills and talent while rehashing what went wrong with his life, but still blames other people for his shortcomings. Let's watch Chad learn about the internet in real time as he discovers his very own Pizzagate. Kevin Brennan is still obsessed with the numbers. Michael Ray Bower has a chance to start over, but what does that mean for the once super-successful and beloved child actor? Crazy Joe is still battling demons as he attempts to get his show off the ground eleven years after we found him. Karmic explains his 90-day probation plan with Felicia Gillespie. This time it's gonna go great!
Kevin Brennan is living the dream. Sure, his Patreon numbers are down, but he's not going to let that bother him. As a matter of fact, he's playing a joke on all of us because he's making up the money elsewhere. Don't worry about him. He's doing fine. You're all just Melton trolls, anyway. Keanu Thompson may be growing tired of her husband as he inches towards sixty years old, constantly gets drunk on stream and embarrasses himself, and can't stop repeating his broken-brain chants about a flu and dragging her in to his fights. Is the honeymoon over?
Chad Zumock spent another weekend drunk in the tiny apartment he claims is only a temporary housing situation. Watch as he tries to confront Scarlett about her issues while his daddy Kevin uses her for chuckles. Ashley Cummings needs the Dabbleverse even though she claims to be tired of it. She can't cash her $20 checks fast enough! Aaron Imholte leaves his basement and gets more views than ever while prancing around St. Cloud and pretending to not be a racist!
With the lowest numbers he's ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.
KarmicX reveals why he flip-flopped on Hackamania on Monday, despite not being offered anything - he's back together with Felicia, the woman he complains controls his life and his show to his own detriment. Watch as this poor simpleton reckons with his own decisions in real time. Chad Zumock has been revealed as a fraud, with the recent revelations of his tiny apartment and imaginary girlfriend sending shockwaves through to Dabbleverse. To make himself feel better, the wet-brained buffoon has decided to buy himself a car, and has already been caught lying about it. Ray Devito made some money in November and now can't stop taunting people about his wealth. Stuttering John is coming to Hackamania and has Rocco on the run!
It's a new year, but the same old ghouls are running around arguing about nonsense! Ashley Cummings and Keanu have been clashing over their fallout, and it's hard to tell which one of them is more redacted. Keanu spills a secret about Ashley and the passive-aggressive battle is one you won't want to miss! Scarlett Hampton is getting close to Karmic and it appears he's ready to throw Felicia away for a chance at love with the midwestern strumpet. Mersh is mad at Haley for making a hunchasaurus voice for some reason. Supertip is causing battles in these streets!
Join Patrick and Tookie as they talk about the old, ring in the new, and celebrate with fans as we head in to the Dabbleverse in 2026! What will this insane world have in store for us in the coming year?
Kevin Brennan can't stop terrorizing Patrick! First he calls the iRS to report the fearless Onion leader, and now he's calling The Plaza hotel to waste employees time for no payoff. Pluperfest in Las Vegas was a tremendous success! As long as you don't know what success is and you enjoy spin! Patrick wasn't going to talk about it, but it seems Blade and Karl are fighting over what happened two weekends ago in Sin City. Chad Zumock has been drinking his way through the holiday season, and lots of juicy info is coming to light. Let's explore Chad's stolen credit card saga and find where the truth meets what's going on in Wet Brain's head. PLUS we finally know where Chad lives, and nothing will prepare you for this, but Chad has been lying to us!
Patrick has been sick for almost a week - full of aches, coughs, wheezes and sneezes. But it's wearing off. Let's see if he even still remembers how to do any of this. Come for a special late night hang out where the only thing on the menu is uncertainty. Enjoy!
With the lowest numbers he's ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.
Patrick has been busy with the launch of the new Supertip system, and now you and your favorite show can sign up to use the system! Kevin Brennan is losing his mind! Watch as a 65-year-old man tries to figure out how to bring his enemies down with his old dumb brain! Karmic can't stop spiraling after the loss of his simpleton comedian girlfriend, and everyone is catching his anger. Chad Zumock, after losing his imaginary girlfriend, is bored and has brainstormed a new event for the Dabbleverse that could RUIN anything Melton and the puppet are trying to do in Atlantic City!
Scarlett Hampton is mentally ill and as dumb as they come, but that doesn't mean she doesn't deserve to be happy. She is surrounded by people without her best interests in mind, including her friend Keanu who seems to be turning a blind eye to her living situation with an apparent chronic abuser named Matt Mead. What unfolded on a recent stream seems unhinged and building towards a nightmare scenario. Michael Ray Bower has thoughts on the Dabbleverse and seems to hint that Patrick may be the one who sent him highly illegal material.
There's been a lot of little things going on outside of just the Karmic and Felicia drama, so let's do a show to catch up on what's been happening. Keanu and Geno have been spinning gold while striking channels, apparently Dick Masterson and Vito are fighting about Hackamania again, , Chadboozemock kills it with another Wet-Brained follies, and Mersh is mad at boomers or something. Come join Patrick for a show that could be anything!
All good things must come to an end, and the short-lived emotional love affair between KarmicX and pretend comedian Felicia Gillespie is no different. After months of back an forths from Minnesota to Ohio, countless chicken sandwiches, roller coasters, aquarium visits, orchestral escapades, and late night scream streams, what we all knew was coming has finally happened. Karmic flew home last week and immediately depression and anxiety overcame the poor boy, and now sparks are flying between the two white trash transients. Let's explore the HOURS of footage from the weekend and try to make sense of what was and what is to come for these two awful humans who deserve whatever is coming their way.
Patrick's internet really sputtered around last night, and there was no Members Only show! So join Patrick on this special Saturday to hang out, catch up with some things that fell through the cracks, as well as some of the latest breaking news in the Dabbleverse. Plus some fats, some dorks, and maybe even some body cam videos. Anything can happen, because it's Saturday!
Aaron's riding high after his big win last week, but will it end up coming back to bite him? Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.
Chad Zumock is predictable as usual. He's pretending to accept the terms of Patrick's offer while making demands he knows aren't practical. The problem for Chad is that he is a loser with no heat, and demands are not something people with no leverage can throw around. Come spend a cool casual night with Patrick and the Onions while we mope around the internet and see what's what!
Hopefully your Thanksgiving weekend was full of relaxation and time spent with your family and friends. Not everyone has that luxury, and you should be thankful for it. Chad Zumock, flailing and failing comedian, has spiraled in a spectacular manner over the past ten days, lashing out and dealing with detractors in a manner worthy of chronicling for future scrutiny. From his pretend girlfriend to his new apartment, his lies are catching up with him as fast as he can spin up new ones. The spectacle of this man's end-of-life crisis is something we all just can't get enough of, and Patrick wants to watch it with you.
It's time for turkeys! Let's watch Keanu and Geno prepare poor Thanksgiving for themselves sans-turkey! Let's watch Josh and Momma tell us what the holidays are really about. We're on a watch for Chad to show back up at Mersh's house this afternoon! But most of all let's just get together for some laughs before all the aggressive family fighting!
It's Thanksgiving week, and everyone is deep in to their shopping and prep game for the biggest gluttony gobbling day in America! Let's continue checking in to see how it's going with our favorites! Michael Ray Bower continues his career delusion by declining his invitation to Hackamania. Geno admits he's the newest lolcow in the Dabbleverse while continuing to dive deeper into irrelevancy with his very smart wife. Matt Mead and his cornstar-for-hire girlfriend continue to embarass themselves on livestreams for our amusement.
Chad Zumock, completely out of ideas and tired of losing battle after battle, has taken to challenging detractors to come on his show for a debate as a cover for using them to earn money for himself. Join Patrick as he watches the Dudshark and Cardiff Electric engage in we don't even know what. What is this? Who asked for it? And why? All Supertips will be split with Cardiff and Rocco because Chad doesn't make enough money to pay them.
Chad Zumock has been wrecked by his own lack of content, letting the likes of Tommy Jordan and Lady KayBee get him in his feelings. The destabilized wannabe comedian is starting to make life-altering mistakes and it's sure to end well! Karmic has decided not to come to Hackamania, much like Michael Ray Bower, because he doesn't consider the offer to be worthy of his presence. Richard Leland Neal is still reeling from his failed copyright strike on this channel, and likens giving Patrick a chance to a rectal invasion.
Kevin Brennan is an American retired stand-up comedian, podcaster, and writer. He is the host of the Misery Loves Company podcast, and is best known for his work on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update in 1999 and 2000.
Hackamania has a lot of creators in the Dabbleverse in their feelings and coming out of the woodwork for a free long weekend trip to Las Vegas! Mersh melts down about his perceived lack of respect! KarmicX goes back and forth between melting down and being gracious. Patrick attempts to make him an offer that's going to hurt to refuse. Keanu gets defensive on Hughzey's show about her nasty nudes being plastered on the internet. Chad Zumock gets busted on one of his stupid debate streams. Michael Ray Bower attempts to worm his way in to the Dabbleverse even more, and it ain't gonna go how you think it's gonna go!
There's a battle going on for the biggest lolcow baby in the Dabbleverse, and the competition just keeps getting hotter and hotter! Chad Zumock is out in these streets demanding to "debate" people with her tiny intellect, even though she doesn't even know what he wants to debate about! Watch the cope and see Lady Z herself run from Mersh on MLC! Geno Bisconte is finally crumbling under the constant reminder that he has no fans and nothing going on in life. KarmicX debuts his Katty Z character and proceeds to declare he's done with this world yet again.
Aaron's riding high after his big win last week, but will it end up coming back to bite him? Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.
It's Keanu's birthday! So come watch her stream to 33 people! One for every year she's had on the planet! How UNTOWARD! Weeeeee!
Chad Zumock is always good for a laugh. Not on stage, but in his daily life. Let's watch the hypocrisy and cluelessness together, shall we? Richard Leland Neal is big mad, and he's forgone his normal one-year-old video release schedule to make a video coping about his recent failure of copyright striking Patrick's video. There's only two episodes of Metropolitan Detective left, and Patrick can't think of a better way to spend his birthday than popping the cork on one of them. Charles Chance is gearing up for Hackamania in April in Las Vegas - are you?
Aaron Imholte hasn't had a win in so long, he's forgotten how to do it! We return to some good old fashioned RUNG DUNG today as we watch Aaron spin the Friday This Little Piggy episode in to a complete redemption for his insane behavior over the past few years. It's a sight to behold! Matt Mead, who is Geno Bisconte's best friend and sidekick on a show nobody watches, has been piping a drugged-out pornstar. Mersh has been joking about stealing her from him and she secretly filmed him losing his mind and abusing her in a paranoid crash out. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips says he's quitting his popular Anxiety Files videos. Is he cured? Is his mental finally fixed?
Karmic has been on the outs with Kevin Brennan, as the old man has begun to play with the northern Minnesota slow like a cat with a ball of redacted yarn. Pat Dixon got the link for MLC with Kevin Brennan again recently to help pile on to KarmicX. This could signal another turning for the podcast most popular for parading loser's lives out for our amusement. Michael Ray Bower has some reflections about his life, and compares himself to comedic genius John Candy.
Chad Zumock is glad that people aren't paying attention to him, because he's really been on a rampage against his former fans lately. Call it lack of talent, frustration at meager earnings, or just disdain for women stemming from his lack of game, but The Z-Man is losing it! Momma and Josh discover cookie butter. And did you see Karmic's new mask? What a stud! Hubba hubba!
Aaron Imholte is out of jail, and of course he's declaring it a win for the toe! With the lowest numbers he's ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.
Keanu and Geno aka The Biscontes cannot stop screwing up! Geno is fresh out of the Cumia compound, finding out just how small his fanbase and talent can get him in the real world. Keanu cannot stop betraying her friends and teaming up with the most hated personalities in the Dabbleverse. With very little options, fans and money, watching this pathetic midwit couple flounder around the internet is peak entertainment for anyone with functioning brain cells.
Patrick had his hearing this morning. Nick is in his hearing now. Aaron is out of jail. Keanu and Geno did comedy last night and we have the tapes! Chad can't stop emailing Patrick while drunk in the middle of the night. Let's HANG about it!
KarmicX is back home in Minnesota, and it's already taking a toll on the sad slow! He's screaming, he's blocking, and he's throwing tantrums the lines of which we've never seen. It won't be long until he's back on a plane to Cincinatti to calm himself with another caramel frappe! Michael Ray Bower continues his sulk by ramping up his content production. Josh and Momma have some advice to how to mix chicken with duck sauce.
Charles Chance walks us down memory lane by reliving some high school glory days. Chad Zumock is mad that the internet has discovered his secret girlfriend and emails Patrick to tell him to lay off after hallucinating an attack that didn't happen. We watch his show with Dr. Steve and Tony Mazur to see the Mudshark become a beta before our very eyes. KarmicX has received money to buy himself a sexy devil mask that he's been fantasizing about for months, but refuses to actually follow through. One of our favorite them/theys is back from a grocery haul and wants to show off her bagels. Hubba hubba!
Chad Zumock has been back from his trip to Cleveland for a week, and you won't believe it but he's completely gone back on his word to only do members streams for the rest of the month. Watch as the clueless and talentless boob tries to do a morning show, only to flame out after an hour by admitting he has nothing. Karmic is still camping out at his girlfriend's house, postponing his return to reality and the inevitable crash that will come the minute he gets back on Minnesota soil. While he's been gone, the childlike rube has fallen for a scam and lost an untold amount of money. Watch him rage and plot his revenge live! Michael Ray Bower is opening up about his finances, and he is trying to get ahead of the curve on his bills. Won't you help him pay his November rent?
We've got a busy day, and Patrick is here for it! Three BANGER shows, including This Little Piggy later and a Members Only stream tonight. Grab your popcorn and join Patrick for this early morning kickoff to what promises to be an eventful day. Charles Chance took some time away from checking in with the internet, but he's back and we wanna know what's been going on. We're finally continuing the Metropolitan Detective saga, nearing ever-closer to the end of the series. Chad Zumock is back from his trip to Cleveland and is already backtracking on his promise to only do member streams all month after a lackluster reception. Kevin Brennan seems to be losing interest in Karmic and is back to recycling old dummies on his show.
Aaron Imholte is going to jail for non-consensual dissemination of sexual images, aka revenge porn. He will be in the clink for over a week, and the spin and deflection this week has been majestic! As Aaron checks in to his new county digs, we break down the situation. Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.
Patrick has been running around putting out fires in places you don't even want to know about! Today we jump back in to some favorites we haven't talked about in awhile, from Richard Leland Neal to Crazy Joe to Tony Michael Johns - worker! Keanu and Geno are back at rock-bottom viewer numbers and we take a look at why people don't seem to be digging their nontent! Aaron Imholte gets some bad news about his upcoming jail sentence for his conviction on revenge porn charges. We dive in to the P.O. Box to see what disasters have been mailed to Patrick! Plus some new stuff if there's time!
Chad Zumock is having a rough life. After being rejected by his mother, father, stepfather, women everywhere, his radio career, Los Angeles comedians, New York comedians, Florida comedians, podcasting associates, several co-hosts and guests, and comedy bookers worldwide, he's having a bit of a FEELING day. Watch as we unpack Chad's latest meltdown, brought on by his last-resort style show which focuses on making fun of more talented and successful podcasters and lashing out at chat participants for no reason at all. Convicted revenge pr0nographer Aaron Imholte is still reeling from his major L last week in court, and the spin is at an all-time high!
Another month of the Dabbleverse brings another month of the same idiots doing the same old stuff they always do! Chad is busy trying to ruin other people's gigs to somehow elevate the sad remnants of his sad little comedy career. Keanu and Geno are being as redacted as usual, blissfully unaware that they are the laughing stocks of this entire segment of the internet and not understanding anything that's happening around them. ichard Leland Neal is claiming that Patrick has made threats on his life and is trying to get the entire NLO YouTube channel nuked.
Aaron Imholte is now a convicted revenge pornographer and has been sentenced to serve 15 days in the county jail. Of course the spin from Aaron began almost immediately, and the dullest amongst us have started getting it wrong. You can count on TLP for accurate information and analysis in a sea of Kikis and Genos getting it all wrong! Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.
