Do you believe in magic? No? How about magick? Apparently, there is a difference. Patrick tells of a recent experience getting an email promising to teach him the secrets of life, love and money. He buys in to the hype and gets some free trial spells. Johnny tells a story about his morning wood. Patrick and Chef recount a recent experience at the poker table with a major league baseball hotshot. The show winds up with a Scruples, some emails and your voicemails, which have been building up like barnacles on a pineapple under the sea. Yeah. That was a Spongebob reference, bitch.