How much will cock molds go for on eBay? Who will win the ultimate showdown between Kami and Chef? Why id there some group of idiots every 50 yards who insist on forming an improv comedy group and pretending like they know what anything remotely resembling funny is? Exactly what is an iron lung for? What is the ultimate nugget dipping sauce? Why is telling someone to wear a green hat offensive? All these questions and more are answered in this edition.