
NLO 354: Girls Don’t Poo
Chef’s got a new gal, and he’s taking her on a cruise. I’m not saying they’re moving fast or anything, but the wedding will probably be sometime this month. In this show, we cover a …
Chef’s got a new gal, and he’s taking her on a cruise. I’m not saying they’re moving fast or anything, but the wedding will probably be sometime this month. In this show, we cover a …
Happy Monday the thirteenth, everyone. In this show, we take a look at a young budding rap artist by the name of CJizzle. We think the C stands for Cal, or Cory, or some other …
Have you ever been driving down the road and hit a baby kitten with your car? It must be a horrible thing to have to live with. In this show, Patrick talks about possibly killing …
It’s our return to live shows and we’ve got a doozy for you. We talk about several stories recently in the news, like a guy who punishes himself when he’s mad at his girlfriend, a …
I bet you thought we were slowly going the way of the buffalo, what with the not putting out shows for the past two weeks and whatnot. We were just taking a bit of a …
If there’s one thing we don’t need, it’s fake friends. We know who you are. You’re not sneaky. No one keeps secrets. Stop your needless bitching about everything that happens with this show. What happens …
Well kids, this is a show that didn’t really get off on the right foot. It also didn’t come around to ever being on a right foot. I don’t even know that there were feet …
In Las Vegas in 2008, Nobody Likes Onions had a fan meetup and a comedy show. Then-fan and now-intern Shooby was talked in to smoking a little something-something in another listener’s hotel room. … This...
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Are you tired of hearing about how scared Patrick is of flying in a plane? Then you probably shouldn’t listen to this show. As it turns out, Johnny is not too keen on flying either. …
This is the perfect show to listen to if you ever wondered about Easter and chocolate. Or if you wanted some ideas for old lady names that aren’t hot. We talk in detail about the …
Happy Monday everyone! We hope everyone had a great Independence Day. Of course, if you live in another part of the world you might not know what that is, but just be grateful if you …
It’s been a long year for Chef. He went through mental torture with that psycho lying whore Brandy Mickey, and thought he was having a baby. Now he’s settling down and getting back to his …
We love our fans so much we did a special live show. Did you make it to your computer in time to listen? You know we send text messages notifying you of any live shows, …
Uh-oh, ladies! Rumor has it that one of the NLO boys is off the market. Far be it from me to spread rumors and point fingers, but it looks as if one of the guys …
This show covers a lot on the subject of kittas and doggas. Jake has some advice for Patrick on how to handle the trials that come along with women and cats. We also talk about …
It’s a pretty big night, right? Three hundred shows is a lot. I mean, when you think about it, that’s like 300 things you’ve downloaded and listened to from us. At least. I mean, if …
Sometime when you’re listening to the show, you have so much fun that you forget about the fact that you aren’t funny. You forget about the fact that you have about as much redeeming comedy …
This show is about beefing up and getting things done. We talk about how Johnny is on a kick of drinking a high protein muscle milk, and then switches to blueberry flavored white tea. We …
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