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NLO 354: Girls Don’t Poo

Chef’s got a new gal, and he’s taking her on a cruise. I’m not saying they’re moving fast or anything, but the wedding will probably be sometime this month. In this show, we cover a

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NLO 347: Rap Lessons

Happy Monday the thirteenth, everyone. In this show, we take a look at a young budding rap artist by the name of CJizzle. We think the C stands for Cal, or Cory, or some other

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NLO 346: Hitler Petite

Have you ever been driving down the road and hit a baby kitten with your car? It must be a horrible thing to have to live with. In this show, Patrick talks about possibly killing

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NLO 344: Shingles

I bet you thought we were slowly going the way of the buffalo, what with the not putting out shows for the past two weeks and whatnot. We were just taking a bit of a

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NLO 341: Fake Fucks

If there’s one thing we don’t need, it’s fake friends. We know who you are. You’re not sneaky. No one keeps secrets. Stop your needless bitching about everything that happens with this show. What happens

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NLO 333: So Not Gay

Well kids, this is a show that didn’t really get off on the right foot. It also didn’t come around to ever being on a right foot. I don’t even know that there were feet

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NLO 325: Flight Fear

Are you tired of hearing about how scared Patrick is of flying in a plane? Then you probably shouldn’t listen to this show. As it turns out, Johnny is not too keen on flying either.

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NLO 321: Gert

This is the perfect show to listen to if you ever wondered about Easter and chocolate. Or if you wanted some ideas for old lady names that aren’t hot. We talk in detail about the

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NLO 315: Czech Yourself

It’s been a long year for Chef. He went through mental torture with that psycho lying whore Brandy Mickey, and thought he was having a baby. Now he’s settling down and getting back to his

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NLO 310: Riding Bikes

Uh-oh, ladies! Rumor has it that one of the NLO boys is off the market. Far be it from me to spread rumors and point fingers, but it looks as if one of the guys

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NLO 301: Jake and the Fat Man

This show covers a lot on the subject of kittas and doggas. Jake has some advice for Patrick on how to handle the trials that come along with women and cats. We also talk about

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NLO 300: Burning Bridges

It’s a pretty big night, right? Three hundred shows is a lot. I mean, when you think about it, that’s like 300 things you’ve downloaded and listened to from us. At least. I mean, if

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NLO 298: Kid Touching

Sometime when you’re listening to the show, you have so much fun that you forget about the fact that you aren’t funny. You forget about the fact that you have about as much redeeming comedy

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NLO 296: Under The Sea

This show is about beefing up and getting things done. We talk about how Johnny is on a kick of drinking a high protein muscle milk, and then switches to blueberry flavored white tea. We