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NLO 1301: Bow Now

Patrick is back in Las Vegas and sits down with Canadian comedian Brad Bryans. Or Bryans Bradley. Or something. We talk about how more money really does lead to more problems, including broken refrigerators, failing batteries, and and incessantly chirping smoke detector. Brad is flying back to Toronto, but not before Patrick picks his brain […]

NLO 1180: Aficiocado

Shooby sits in for a show and we’re loaded up with stuff today. We talk about Shooby’s recent houseguests – two Asian girls who packed more for one weekend than most people own. Patrick is exposing dorks on Twitter who don’t realize that they are dorks. We find out what ASMR is, or try to, […]

NLO 1119: Sugar Slump

Patrick is joined in the studio by a sober Scott Erick. Scott always brings some interesting stories or conversations. Patrick kicks off the show talking about his new diet. We quickly discover that something is wrong with the sound or microphone or something. So very unprofessional. This show, there’s something about a deer or a […]

AS 1084 – Foreigners Eat Food

Patrick does a short aftershow where we watch ethnic people eat ethnic fast food. Mexicans eating Taco Bell. Asians eating Panda Express. It goes pretty much how you’d think.    

NLO 1058: Waxing Disgusting

The studio is packed with comics, including Al Jackson, Forrest Shaw, and Cornell Reid. We are focusing on hating people for the content of their character. Forrest tells us all about his earwax issues, and we all try not to gag. Al thinks it’s racist whenever anyone says the word banana. Asians are taking over […]

NLO 940: Breen and Melt

Comedian and happy-go-lucky comedian Alli Breen is in the studio today. Patrick talks about his dad slippers and how he pampers his feet with salt and oils. Patrick and Alli plug some upcoming shows. Patrick is headed to San Diego, Phoenix and several cities in Florida. You should go see a show. We talk about […]

PARIS 2009 – Eiffel Tower Interviews

Patrick terrorizes the streets of Paris in front of the Eiffel Tower. He interviews tons of people in this extended-length video!  

Aftershow 761 – Danny Lobell

Patrick goes in to way too much detail about how he would upholster is car with baby skin. That and much more in this aftershow with comedian Danny Lobell.    

NLO 748: Banging Mermaids

Comedian Brooks Wheelan and good-time-girl Katie Levine sit in on today’s show. We’re talking about our New Years resolutions, recent arson fires in Los Angeles, restaurants with home refrigerators that sell Coke in a can, a punchable gay kid, studio audio problems, and a crazy woman at the post office. It’s our first show of […]