Kyle majestic

Need someone to break up with your significant other? Can Patrick work something out between you and your boss, or a parent? Need advice on how to repair something in your house? Have a barbecue problem? Want to know what’s wrong with you? Patrick can help! While answering we explore Tim Heidecker, Patrick’s old standup videos from his super-fat days, Simply Sara, Adam Dominguez and more. We also uncover the Kyle Majestic archive and the world may never be the same. …