NLO Shows

March 25, 2024: SHOW CANCELLED! Nobody Wants To Do This! Cancel Your Monday!

Seriously, there isn’t any show. Don’t wait for it. It’s not going to start. Patrick is ill. There is no higher being. We are all floating on a rock through the ether with no purpose or consequences. This is all for nothing. Jkjk but things are off and Patrick is in a funk. Stevie Lew wants to rehash the past and lie again. This guy is addicted to being a victim, and probably doesn’t have anyone’s best interest in mind but his own. Stevie tries to strike a low-blow with some insider info and falls flat on his 6’6″ ass. We find out how important wives are and decide once and for all if anyone cares at all about them. Patrick loves Mersh now and that’s the end of this show. Steel Toe Morning Show was live from Nick the Dick’s house because the Imholtes spent the entire weekend at their home away from home.

NLO Shows

February 16, 2024: STEEL TOE Is Losing Fans Fast! Who’s This NICK REKIETA Fella?

Happy Friday, you sappy sack of sycophants! Onion Army rise up! Can you imagine? Chad Zumock has rejected Patrick’s offer to attend Hackamania, prompting Patrick to prematurely pull the offer. What does this mean for Hackamania? Does the event need Chad to be a success? Only time will tell. Aaron Imholte continues his toxic warpath against his own fans, dwindling his audience down to just a few dozen loyal NPCs. Who is Nick Rekieta, and is there more going on with their relationship with the Imholtes? What’s got April crying? What’s got Mooby lashing out? And what’s got this Nick guy looking outside of his own marriage to make his ding dong go six to midnight? Let’s explore!