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NLO Shows

NLO LIVE: Ray Has Gone CORPORATE! A Rustic Review, International CRINGE! (July 27, 2023)

July 27, 2023

It’s Thursday, and that means you’re probably going to make it to the weekend, you lucky duck! Patrick has received an insane request from Ray regarding his new merch. Ray continues to perpetuate the myth that he’s a superior jokesmith while simultaneously hurling the lazy insult “fatty Patty” repeatedly. Atlantic City is heating up and someone is definitely going to get hurt. Drunk on Cringe is way worse than we could have ever thought. Patrick reviews Rustic Cuts latest chunk of cow to make it to his plate. …

NLO Shows

NLO LIVE: Reel Ray In, Keep Kevin Calm, Learn to Cook (July 13, 2023)

July 16, 2023

The same issues seem to keep presenting themselves in this world, and no one seems to listen. Everyone claims to have lines drawn and allegiances, but they get more and more blurry everyday. Kevin Brennan doesn’t even know who he’s mad at anymore. Ray can’t seem to grasp that he’s retarded. Patrick received his Rustic Cuts and has some thoughts. Michael Ray Bower helps us gain a more sophisticated palette. The hit single That EEEEE Sound kicks off the last day to send in entries for a song contest that may or may not happen. …