Could this be the turn be have all been waiting for? April Imholte is taking a step back from not doing anything behind the scenes and missing shows left and right. It’s just too much for her. Aaron breaks down the issues surrounding his hiring of April and so much more. He’s determined to make this marriage work by making the business fail. Let’s discuss! …
Just because it’s April Fool’s Day doesn’t mean we will be tricking people left and right over here. That kind of thing is best reserved for shows who need to distract you with works and whistles. We do a serious, fun show over here. Aaron Imholte needs money this month, and he is definitely going keep reminding us about it so that him and his wife can continue their make-believe careers. Donkeylips aka Micheal Ray Bower does not want a new computer for free. He’d rather keep complaining about obstacles and hardships so he doesn’t ever have to actually try. John Melendez aka Stuttering John inspires Patrick to declare April the month of celebrating change. Won’t you come help us celebrate change and truth? …
Patrick’s probably just going to partake in pipe lettuce and make fun of Kevin Brennan for hours. But first there will be like two hours of bad music. And he will yell about Chad or something. And don’t forget the constant Hackamania plugging! It never ends! Come join a bunch of other cool people doing really cool guy stuff over here! …
Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it’s sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show – whether he’s dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the “boys,” we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once “kind-of-celebs” have that makes them thing they have the clout and skills to be big stars today? …
As the dust from the Dabbleverse settles and everyone else besides Kevin Brennan realizes that Mike Bochetti’s simple charm has worn thin, Patrick still has some questions. The drama around one Stevie Lew needs to be put to bed. and Patrick has some final thoughts. We watch a recent interaction between Ray Devito, Quadfather and Stevie on a recent podcast, and try to decipher whether or not this entire thing is a big joke. Chad is back in Tampa, and the drinking and depression train is sure to hit the wannabe comedian hard as he falls back in to his daily routine of not working. The lessons of the day are to be careful who you associate with and watch what you say to strangers. Before you know it your own husband could be trashing you on a podcast, or you could be caught in more lies than you can manage to maintain. …
Seriously, there isn’t any show. Don’t wait for it. It’s not going to start. Patrick is ill. There is no higher being. We are all floating on a rock through the ether with no purpose or consequences. This is all for nothing. Jkjk but things are off and Patrick is in a funk. Stevie Lew wants to rehash the past and lie again. This guy is addicted to being a victim, and probably doesn’t have anyone’s best interest in mind but his own. Stevie tries to strike a low-blow with some insider info and falls flat on his 6’6″ ass. We find out how important wives are and decide once and for all if anyone cares at all about them. Patrick loves Mersh now and that’s the end of this show. Steel Toe Morning Show was live from Nick the Dick’s house because the Imholtes spent the entire weekend at their home away from home. …
There’s a feeling in the air. You know you shouldn’t care. But why worry or despair? Your tires are in need of air. When buying a Snickers, get a size that you can share. Never hold an open flame near your hair. For cardio it’s always better to take a stair. Why get a pony when you can adopt a mare? See you at the Renaissance Faire. You pay the fare, though, ok? Seems fair. …
It’s Friday and there’s so many loose ends to wrap up, there’s no telling where this show is going to go. Patrick wanted so much for this show to include the conclusion of Michael Ray Bower and his computer tour. He really wanted to show you what Summer Sinclair is trying to pass off as standup comedy. He had so many dreams of dissecting the Insane Clown Posse and their obsession with ratchet people and fizzy cheap drinks. But the Steel Toe is too strong. The Aaron Imholte and April Imholte chemistry proves to be irresistible. Where is April’s ring? Does she have a job? Is Steel Toe Bigger than Red Bar now? Steel Toe Morning Show has buried their heads further in the sand while screaming about how they are beating everyone else. …
We left the Ray Devito and Kevin Brennan stuff alone for a day or two, but the pink hot dog man cannot let it go. He’s like a scorned rich teen girl with no friends who got dumped and now has to pay less popular kids to listen to her complain about the one that got away. Ray Devito keeps letting people convince him of almost anything, causing him to constantly waver on his commitment to Hackamania. Liam backs out of Hackamania to stick it to Patrick, even though no one knows who he is or why he was coming in the first place. The Steel Toe Morning Show has had some weird behavior this week, and you know Patrick has some thoughts about it. Is April Imholte on some sort of drugs? What’s going on in that house? Is Aaron Imholte using his kids as an excuse? Is Ashley Larue tattling on her ex-husband? …
Forget about Kevin Brennan and his wobbly green screen and face-melting bad breath for a day. The Steel Toe Morning Show is becoming a parody of itself – each day beginning with addressing haters, rumors, detractors, and trolls about anything and everything they’ve heard. Of course, Aaron still has to mention Patrick and go on a road-trip of success in his own head to self-soothe. Today we’ve got updates from our favorite fats, including Mersh, Corey Adam, Donkeylips, and of course some of the most rotund ladies on the internet. Whether you’re looking for a tasty treat, or you need some advice on how to live a life that’s larger than most, we have you covered on today’s Nobody Likes Onions. …
Another weekend sails by, and the occupants of the Dabblewhatever are strapped in tight for another tumultuous week turning on each other, faking events, and trying to undermine each other’s enemies. Can you feel it in the air? Kevin Brennan has cast aside everyone in his stable, from Pat Dixon to Ray Devito to Chad Zumock. Some are taking it better than others. Chad is too busy pretending to be a comedian for a couple of weeks to concern himself with the Dabbleverse unitil the end of March, when his calendar once again will be empty, leaving him desperate for the sweet MLC pay drip. Ray Devito seems to be growing some common sense about Kevin Brennan. Kevin takes his show up a notch with some green fabric that he doesn’t need or know how to use. …
What a week! Join Patrick for a Friday night freakshow of fantasy and fun! Kevin Brennan is cracking! Hackamania’s got ya packing! What will we dive in to this fine weekend eve? You tell me, nerds! We have more MERSH! We have Ray Devito and Joe Matarese! We have so many fats! …
Come get some, mother plumper! Ray is BUMMED that I sniped a guy who snipes everybody! WAHHHH! Come get some, Kevin! You old stupid sack of sour! Let’s get this party popping! …
It’s Thursday, and the hits just keep on coming for Patrick. He’s been dealing with a lice infestation for the past day, like a worried member of the local PTA. Pat Dixon has lost his YouTube channel, and this will become more and more common as time and intolerance march forward. Kevin Brennan throws his biggest tantrum about paying guests yet, claiming to have a solution for “conflicts of interest” that don’t exist. Ray Devito is confused about everything. Chad Zumock can’t stop telling alternating lies depending on the day, and we live to watch the MudWorm waddle around his neighborhood out of breath while uttering miserable sentiments about his life between gasps of delusional cope. …
My how THE TURN tables! Chad Zumock has seemingly worn out his welcome for the third time as a guest on the MLC podcast with Kevin Brennan. Kevin unloads on Chad in a tirade as nonsensical as it was unexpected, referencing everything from crashing his car to wishing Chrissy Mayr’s baby death. When Kevin is done with you, he’s done. Pat Dixon gets caught in the crossfire. Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is depressed about something that may or may not be happening to him. It’s hard to tell when paranoia seems to run his life. Heather Gillespie has had her baby taken away from her, and she has a lot of advice and information for everyone else on how to live while she waits to earn that baby back! …
Join Patrick in watching Chad’s latest disaster with Mazur where he hopes to one day experiment with drugs and stuff! Then we head over to watch Steel Toe gush about their invites to the wedding of the year! And finally Chad gets bitch slapped around MLC, proving the cycle will always begin anew. …
Happy Monday! Let’s hope for a week of no internet problems, and that we all manage to get through it without developing whatever disease Aaron and April Imholte have been spreading around Minnesota with their hot tub swing sessions. Patrick feels so out of the loop when it comes to all of the rapscallions that this program follows, so today we need to make it a goal to catch up with a few of these twerbs (just go with it) and see if we can illuminate our understanding of how others live amongst us. Stevie Lew calls in to teach us all about copyright. Or does he? Nobody knows what’s going on anymore. …
Patrick is back after a harrowing day of unreliable and unpredictable internet service. He has spend a considerable amount of money for a 5G cellular backup system to remedy this issue in the future. Aaron and April Imholte are on there third weed of being sick, and it must be some fever, because the Moobs has convinced himself that his numbers are higher than ever. Watch as the Scrimp brings her man some soda, the two argue about energy drinks, and they wreck their precious Rodecaster, whcih is the very cornerstone of their super professional broadcast. Bob Levy has made some moves, set some traps, and is now threatening action if Brennan doesn’t pay him money. What’s going on? Does anyone know? What is Bob going to do? Is Kevin going to lose his channel? …
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