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May 19, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK Loves GODFREY! Rung Dung Recap! Ashley Cummings Enters The Chat!

There’s so much Steel Toe stuff to catch up on, so let’s head over to Reddit and see what’s happening in Minnesota! Speaking of Minnesota, KarmicX is hammering Pat Dixon after what seems like a romance-gone-wrong. What’s the deal? Patrick has found himself in the middle of some drama on X revolving around what appears to be Whitney Cummings less-talented sister, Ashley. Let’s dive in to the latest desperate thot that thinks she wants to get in and mix it up in the Dabbleverse! Chad Zumock keeps trying to hold his closeted friend Godfrey in good standing, but why? This guy is officially a DUD! We also have an appearance of Mrs. Dow Jones in the wild doing commercials for a phone company while offering ZERO practical advice for your financial situation.

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May 16, 2025: Hackamania Recovery Stream

Patrick has been dealing with the aftermath of Hackamania, cleaning up the messes and paying the bills! Come hang out for a mini show before the Members Only stream to catch up on anything that might have fallen through the cracks this week. Michael Ray Bower thinks Hackamania sucked and he cant do a much better job. Donkeylips also finally admits he got his copy of The Willies on VHS and the NLO merch Patrick sent back to him. Geno Bisconte is selling garbage on TikTok and doesn’t know how to make a good burger.

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May 13, 2025: HACKAMANIA RECAP! Aaron Imholte Drips With Desperation!

Patrick and Moody are done with the Hackamania weekend and have tales to tell and video to scrutinize! Aaron Imholte is on one this week, trying to distract from the devastation that was released this past weekend, and his former polycule partner dealing dish after dish of delicious dirt to thousands of waiting spectators. Come talk Toe with your favorite Big Sauce and Little Dip and have some laughs at the former Minnesota radio dope’s expense.

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May 10, 2025: Nobody Likes Onions LIVE From HACKAMANIA!

Patrick and Moody are live from downtown Las Vegas at The Plaza Hotel and Casino. Join the kiwi and the hunchback as they interview Charles Chance about his garage and find out why he hates Karl from Who Are These Podcasts. We go over the incident between Misfit and Mikayla which saw her trespassed from the property. Chad Zumock doesn’t want to work with anybody but also wants to work with everyone, and gets pranked by Patrick and Rocco. The crowd is stunned by a surprise victory in our butter-eating contest. Patrick reveals the letter Aaron Imholte wrote to his wife April with several heinous admissions revealed by the Minnesota monster himself. Enjoy!

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This Little Piggy LIVE at Hackamania!

Patrick, Moody, Karl and Tookie align for a mega-show live from Las Vegas! In this show special guests Paul Shea and Nick Rekieta spill stories, photos and EVIDENCE that will have Aaron Imholte spiraling for weeks if not years. The fridge, a graph from Moody, a recap of the week, and salacious and unbelievable overshares of the intimate details from Aaron and April about their lives while entwined in a Minnesota polycule.

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May 6, 2025: Moody Has Landed! More Karmex Madness! Steel Toe Struggles!

Moody has landed in Las Vegas, and the weekend is shaping up to be a memorable milestone in the story of Aaron Imholte. Both Nick Rekieta and Paul Shea are bringing the goods! Karmex is recovering from last night’s insane breakdown, and we can finally revisit the previously recorded events that Patrick wanted to cover yesterday. Let’s all get together and seethe or laugh – your choice!

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May 5, 2025: Charles Chance is a Hero! Karmex Makes a Stand! Steel Toe Is Desperate!

It’s Hackamania week, and that means phoning the shows in! Don’t expect a lot of shucking and jiving around here because Patrick is busy with stuff, ok? Get with the program, ladies and germs! Charles Chance makes an appearance in the chat and we might be able to convince him to come up on stage at Hackamania! Have you heard of Karmex and his patented brand of circular logic and completely unhinged aggression? Watch as another Minnesota mong tries to act like a guy before our eyes! Aaron imholte tries once more to latch on to the Dabbleverse, as his failing show gasps for breath in a world where nobody cares about yesterday’s news.

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April 30, 2025: Opie Inks A NEW DEAL! Hackamania Updates! Metropolitan Detective Continues!

Hackamania is next week and the drama keeps building! Patrick has the latest dirt and some updates about the premiere event of the Hackverse! Will there be a fight? Will there be an arrest? Will there be pouting? One can only hope! Opie is at it again, in his feelings and literally turning purple with envy! Watch as he tells us about his latest endeavor to grow his pathetic podcast! Aaron Imholte’s numbers are slipping and so is his grip on reality! Plus a brand new episode of Metropolitan Detective – YouTube’s most charismatic crime fighter!

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April 28, 2025: Hackamania Drama, Ahoy! New Nuts! New Rumors! New Fun!

Hackamania is only two weeks away, and lots of drama is unfolding around the premier event of the Hackverse! Vito Gesualdi from The Biggest Problem in the Universe is melting down over threats from an unhinged fan. Doctor Steve’s attendance is called in to question at this late hour! We may be subject to exposiure to madness from fans we have never met. Aaron Imholte claims to have spies on the inside! How will this event possibly live up to the hype? We’ve got a new rising star who’s headed for first place in our lolcow hall of fame. There’s so much to catch up on!

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April 22, 2025: A Steel Toe Catch-Up Show! Chad Zumock Is An ADULT BABY!

Patrick is back from New York, and has learned so much from his quick jaunt to the east coast. There’s a million clips of Aaron Imholte acting like a complete boob in front of his shiny new sign. How long will Steel Toe suffer at the hands of the idle-brained embarrassment pretending like his new “set” or “sign” is an improvement over the previous setup. Tookie and Dat Potato made an appearance on MLC and Chad Zumock is losing his mind about it. When will the 50-year-old wannabe comedian find solace in his own existence without coasting cluelessly around a career cul-de-sac of crime and confusion?

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April 16, 2025: Chad Zumock is a PODCASTER O-Gain! Aaron Imholte’s SIGN STRUGGLE!

Aaron Imholte Is sitting in the mess he made, trying to convince the rest of the audience that his sign is cool, his camera is in focus, and this is the look he was going for all along. But is it? Is he happy with what he now has to pretend his show has become? Let’s find out. Patrick has some PO Box items to rummage through. Chad Zumock is back from his quarterly comedy gig, and he’s clearing Nick’s seed out of the back of his throat and trying to catch up with the stuff he missed. Ricard Leland Neal is back and this time the cats are gone. Or are they?

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April 15, 2025: Aaron’s NEW LOOK! Metropolitan Detective Returns! Opie Radio Is An ICONOCLAST!

Aaron Imholte thinks everyone is screwing with him about his new show look. There’s no way that anyone could genuinely think that the Steel Toe show looks bad now – it’s awesome and you’re coping! Let’s watch him talk about his setup for the fourth consecutive show, and who knows, maybe we will come up with some ideas to change things around! Opie Radio is back doing his early morning whine session, with hot takes about Katy Perry in space and some tidbits about how he likes to go against the grain and always has. Plus a new episode of Metropolitan Detective to satiate your sleuth cravings, and this time Summer Sinclair makes her first series appearance!

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April 14, 2025: Patrick Is GOING DOWN Again! Michael Ray Bower’s BIG BUCKS! Our New Favorite GUY!

Patrick is back in the crosshairs of the FBI, as the evidence against him and his major crimes stack up. There’s no denying that Patrick has run his mouth on his show and on Discord, and all of that very real evidence will not serve the fat pretender in court! Aaron Imholte reveals his new studio, and you’re not going to believe this, but he can’t seem to get it figured out. The new camera is blurrier than ever, and the sign can’t be read. Another win for the Toe! Michael Ray Bower shares with the world how much money he has made from his union over the past ten years. We have a new GUY inducted in to our hall of fame of guy’s guys, and he’s absolutely delightful!

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April 10, 2025: KITTY PINEAPPLE Is Back! COMPOUND MEDIA Leftovers! The FUDGENING?

In our quest to discover more about the Las Vegas comedy scene and it’s most pathetic participants, we would be neglectful if we didn’t circle back to Kitty Pineapple and watch one of the most underwhelming attempts at a reboot ever. Let’s all gather to remember what led Kitty to the place they/them are now. It’s court day for Aaron Imholte and we are all on pins and needles about the deal that he may or may not be making behind the doors of the Stearns County courthouse on this sunny Minnesota day! Chatters want Patrick to participate in some dark arts…