Patrick does a quick show before heading off to some serious appointment. Lots of fast-paced crap in this one. We check in on the story of Slender Man, a creepy Boogie Man figure that apparently tells children to kill their friends through some stupid kid web page. It’s very creepy and stupid. Did we mention stupid and creepy? There’s more news about Sk8DawG and all of his MerchTurf, and a few other items. Shows will return to normal next week when Patrick returns from his super important appointment. You’re going to love the way you look. I guarantee it.