Jozalyn Sharp, comedian and fellow “big picture” thinker joins Patrick in the studio for a show where everyone is too high. Patrick has decided to box up everything and move on to the next apartment, in light of recent and never-ceasing series of unfortunate events. Everything is broken. Kevin Hart has single-handedly broken the Oscars. We have a new chewable birth control pill you’re going to crave. And finally, introducing our new service for a special, elite group of consumers – the first ever ability to time travel with very limited outcomes, as you’ll hear about. Grab your giant foam fingers and swipe right on this one. We think it’s a match.